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Robyn the Velocirobter
@velocirobter.bsky.social
Overeducated and undersmart
Cat parent, slow runner, amateur tubist
Transplant in Chicago
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I mean, this isn't news, and it is spam.

but it is ALSO catching my eye anyway
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Idk. 2000s are harder than 2010s. But there's The Saddest Songs and Love With An Asterisk Songs
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
WHY IS THIS IN A SOCIOLOGY TEXTBOOK
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Whew, what a relief for all those dyslexics that they're actually making it up! 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Of fucking course its origins are in AERA.
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Man, fuck you.

A week ago your ilk said No Kings was liberal, feel-good fluff.

Now No Kings is some kind of gold standard? Jesus, pick a lane.

There are weekly, daily protests. AND we have to do more than protest - fund food banks, support insurgent candidates, teach each other.
October 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
October 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is all just warmed-over both sides-ism.

Leftist activists are not equivalent to corporations! Are you fucking stupid?

Also: sucks for them they had this ready to go before Zohran proudly started talking about his Muslim identity, something they elide in calling him focused on class issues.
October 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Yes, time to take advice from *checks notes* the people who ran the Democrats' 2024 messaging and Beto O'Rourke's presidential campaign
October 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I mean, I'm glad I don't rely on anything Canvas-related today and feel bad for my colleagues who do

At the same time, lol
October 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Pokemon Legends: Z-A is pretty good
October 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I stand corrected, more Texans than Californians voted for Trump in 2024, despite the opposite being true in 2020 for Trump and Biden. But it's close, and *millions* of red state voters went for Harris, and *millions* of blue state voters went for Trump.
October 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
More signs from No Kings
October 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Some signs from No Kings at Grant Park
October 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Idk, I can't find it in me to get mad at people for reaching a cliche foreign comparison to express their horror

Some people didn't get it before now. Some people see a new line crossed.

Lambasting either of those groups feels like a good way to alienate people
October 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
October 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Request for technical aid:

My desktop computer's internet connection is much slower than other devices on the same wifi. I've tried futzing with wifi settings, firewall, the wireless adapters. Some fixes work for a few days or weeks and then the problem comes back.

Cat for tax
October 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sure, why not. My All-MLB ballot.

Gimé and Kwan should be on this list too
October 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
October 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Decided to keep it going and it's my highest run yet 😎

Got Blueprint and Brainstorm to multiply Hologram, and Triboulet joined the fray so I loaded up on kings and queens for extra multipliers.
September 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Heckuva run that I started on the plane and wrapped up tonight. Drunkard, Certificate, Yorick, and Luchador are newly gold stickered, and I passed the 100 gold stickers mark 🃏🪙
September 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
September 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Yup, you were right
August 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm late to Goat Simulator 3 but enjoying the heck out of some of these extremely silly jokes in it
August 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM