@vanmorrisey.bsky.social
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Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
September 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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I gave my heart and soul to that place. Built entire sections for journalists pushed out of their home countries.
When the writer I hired, Jamal Khashoggi was murdered by Saudi Arabia, they paraded me around as a symbol for press freedom.
I put MY LIFE on the line to defend journalism and WaPo.
When the writer I hired, Jamal Khashoggi was murdered by Saudi Arabia, they paraded me around as a symbol for press freedom.
I put MY LIFE on the line to defend journalism and WaPo.
weird that neither of these articles two main stories decrying censorship mention WaPo's firing of @karenattiah.bsky.social I guess democracy really does die in darkness
September 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I gave my heart and soul to that place. Built entire sections for journalists pushed out of their home countries.
When the writer I hired, Jamal Khashoggi was murdered by Saudi Arabia, they paraded me around as a symbol for press freedom.
I put MY LIFE on the line to defend journalism and WaPo.
When the writer I hired, Jamal Khashoggi was murdered by Saudi Arabia, they paraded me around as a symbol for press freedom.
I put MY LIFE on the line to defend journalism and WaPo.
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Now that Kirk's killer seems to be caught, maybe the news could spare a moment's attention for the right wing, from the commentariat up to the GOP and president, whose immediate reaction was not mourning, but to seize the opportunity to try to incite violence against groups they hate
September 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Now that Kirk's killer seems to be caught, maybe the news could spare a moment's attention for the right wing, from the commentariat up to the GOP and president, whose immediate reaction was not mourning, but to seize the opportunity to try to incite violence against groups they hate
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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My neighbor is a musician. Their favorite song is Been Caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction but so far they only do the dog part.
September 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My neighbor is a musician. Their favorite song is Been Caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction but so far they only do the dog part.
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The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
September 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
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Talked to my therapy chicken and she said it's gonna BOK
August 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Talked to my therapy chicken and she said it's gonna BOK
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing theonion.com/protest...
August 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing theonion.com/protest...
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“What do you mean normal men?”
July 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“What do you mean normal men?”
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The reality that masked men without proper identification are confronting and arresting and taking away people should be intolerable to anyone who calls themselves American.
May 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The reality that masked men without proper identification are confronting and arresting and taking away people should be intolerable to anyone who calls themselves American.
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer
May 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer
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We traded Europe for a guy that builds concentration camps for profit.
April 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
We traded Europe for a guy that builds concentration camps for profit.
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Cyber Fuc*ed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
April 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Cyber Fuc*ed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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Sending anyone from this country to a foreign gulag, particularly without a court hearing, should rightfully end a presidency. Full stop.
April 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Sending anyone from this country to a foreign gulag, particularly without a court hearing, should rightfully end a presidency. Full stop.
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I did not need to see this during the March Madness broadcast.
April 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I did not need to see this during the March Madness broadcast.
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We're Taco Bell Quarterly and we're ready to fight. We're more prestigious than the Dandy and the Paris Review, who we are violently choking on our latest cover. Our acceptance rate is less than 1%. Check out Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands
November 7, 2024 at 2:32 PM
We're Taco Bell Quarterly and we're ready to fight. We're more prestigious than the Dandy and the Paris Review, who we are violently choking on our latest cover. Our acceptance rate is less than 1%. Check out Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands
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New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to crack down on the statewide proliferation of adult foodstuffs, the Texas Legislature passed a new law Friday requiring all residents to show identification to buy phallic fo...
theonion.com
March 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
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Emahoy Tsege-Mariam Gebru's music reflects not only her eventful life as a composer and nun but also significant moments in Ethiopia’s 20th-century history.
The Extraordinary Life & Music of Emahoy Tsege-Mariam Gebru
From hanging out with Haile Selassie to music-making in a monastery.
daily.bandcamp.com
March 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Emahoy Tsege-Mariam Gebru's music reflects not only her eventful life as a composer and nun but also significant moments in Ethiopia’s 20th-century history.