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Q - "So what is your basis for saying she had Arbys in her pants? -
Why are you laughing?"
A - "She carries roast beef in her pockets"
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Megyn Kelly has law degree and was an attorney at Jones Day
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Holy shit this is bonkers
“What is your basis for saying she puts roast beef in her pockets and in her pants?”

I don’t even know where to begin.

You just have to read these two pages.
August 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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“What is your basis for saying she puts roast beef in her pockets and in her pants?”

I don’t even know where to begin.

You just have to read these two pages.
August 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Early Cave Drawings Reveal Putting Dicks on Stuff Always Been Hilarious
thehardtimes.net/culture/earl...
Early Cave Drawings Reveal Putting Dicks on Stuff Always Been Hilarious
Recent discoveries of primitive drawings left on cave walls confirmed that drawing penises on literally anything has been funny since the dawn of man.
thehardtimes.net
August 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
We are rewinding. So listen to the music of a civil rights generation.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Bu...
Monophonics - "Like Yesterday" - Soul Funk 45
YouTube video by Colemine Records
www.youtube.com
August 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Not a blueberry fan, but red pepper and carrrots are in
August 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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"Over the next ten years, the trade deals will actually cost the US an estimated $7.26 trillion. That’s kind of the opposite of “new money coming in.”

And that, my dear reader, is why you don’t let people who don’t understand how math works run the economy."
July 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
We are defunding their health care, right?
Found in House Republican conference: 219 able-bodied adults who refuse to work.
Breaking News: Speaker Mike Johnson said he would shut down the House until September to block a vote on calling for the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files.
July 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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When I point out this sounds like the dumbest AI apocalypse — execs writing 3 bullet points for the AI to turn into a company wide email that workers then use AI to summarize into 3 bullet points — folks get quiet.
July 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Dashcam from “full self-driving” Tesla shows crash resulting in death, life-altering injuries for those NOT driving the Tesla.

How our politicians can continue allowing this scam software on public roads is beyond me. Get it off our streets!

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

#BoycottTesla
July 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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The Trump appointee-turned-consultant who last week asked Republican clerks for election access had previously offered to get counties removed from Trump’s “sanctuary jurisdiction list” — if the counties agreed to pay him a “one-time low payment.” www.denverpost.com/2025/07/18/c...
For a ‘low payment,’ consultant offered to get Colorado counties off Trump’s list of sanctuary jurisdictions
“When I received this email, I was floored. … I saw it as the single most corrupt shakedown attempt that I’ve ever experienced, personally, in Colorado politics,” a Jeffco c…
www.denverpost.com
July 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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EAPM is a nonprofit out to make journalism more accessible. Apparently it's "progressive" to be into things like accessibility for and inclusion of disabled people. Who knew?

(We closed down our twitter account a few months ago. No big deal because we never found our place there anyway.)
If you are a progressive org that gets the hell OFF of twitter, please let me know and I promote the hell out of you HERE.
Elon claims that Grok became MechaHitler because it drew too heavily from X.

Very cool that every Congressional Democrat and progressive organization is still on the neo-Nazi website!
July 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before?

That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.

My how times change ...
July 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Noem is incompetent, lying, and over budget by $1B. She is funding ICE with FEMA $, while abandoning citizens in distress. She is not cost cutting, she's over spending. She prefers terror over disaster response. Texans can get fucked so long as she can fight a race war.
July 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Oldie but goody, our dear friend Woody
Woody Guthrie~ All You Fascists Bound To Lose
YouTube video by UnAmericanBandstand
m.youtube.com
July 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Phil is frekin legend! Crazy thread
Grok admits it and its AI counterparts have a net negative impact, “making me bad for the environment.” It projects “total AI-attributable deaths reaching 400-800 million over the next century if emissions and resource use continue unchecked.” 🧵
July 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Lavrov went from Rubio to North Korea.
July 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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And this is why I'm trying to reach out to US PolSci academia. We've learned to deal with such stuff. Putin's been like this for years, and he also believes that laws don't apply to him. He lives by 'Ponyatiya' instead.

Here's my Foreign Policy article on this.

foreignpolicy.com/2023/05/16/r...
Russia’s Convict-Soldiers Have Their Own Brutal Rules
The recruitment of prisoners via the Wagner Group has boosted manpower but cost morale.
foreignpolicy.com
July 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Side-note:
A search on that keyword 'Ponyatiya' led me to another brilliant article, by Michael Idov, New York Mag, on the general Russian culture of cynical distrust of government, predicting the same for USA, notably 6 years prior to your article (2023), DJT-1 era:

nymag.com/intelligence...

#1/4
Lessons From Putin’s Russia for Living in Trump’s America
Once you lose faith in one institution, you start to lose faith in them all.
nymag.com
July 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Reflection of the state of centralized media that the only reliable source we have for neighborhood-specific, timely reporting of ICE raids in LA is an outlet that used to be mostly a food account.
“They were arrested, in our eyes unconstitutionally, in the course of an unconstitutional raid meant to attack our communities and pick up people based on the color of their skin and where they're standing," attorney Cal Soto said. 🧵
lataco.com/observers-ho...

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July 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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The White House Liaison to NASA spent most of his professional life as the assistant manager of a Total Wines in Palm Beach, Florida. So I guess starring on the Real World: Boston is an improvement? www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
July 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM