Max Aemilius
@upontherocks.bsky.social
Q - "So what is your basis for saying she had Arbys in her pants? -
Why are you laughing?"
A - "She carries roast beef in her pockets"
Why are you laughing?"
A - "She carries roast beef in her pockets"
Which humor is of discomfort?
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August 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Which humor is of discomfort?
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I also grew up here so save yourself from telling me I am a pansy about birds. I have tv ptsd.
August 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I also grew up here so save yourself from telling me I am a pansy about birds. I have tv ptsd.
Not a blueberry fan, but red pepper and carrrots are in
August 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Not a blueberry fan, but red pepper and carrrots are in
I am also working on a situationship with a tortoise
August 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I am also working on a situationship with a tortoise
they make feeders for hand feeding. Here's my mom with one
July 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
they make feeders for hand feeding. Here's my mom with one
No free rides. He made her pay for it.
July 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
No free rides. He made her pay for it.
We are accelerating the failed state timeline probabilities.
June 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
We are accelerating the failed state timeline probabilities.
and we aren't hiding it
June 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
and we aren't hiding it
The fucking Russian flag. These stooges make me sick.
June 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The fucking Russian flag. These stooges make me sick.