Max Aemilius
@upontherocks.bsky.social
Q - "So what is your basis for saying she had Arbys in her pants? -
Why are you laughing?"
A - "She carries roast beef in her pockets"
Why are you laughing?"
A - "She carries roast beef in her pockets"
Since you are granting wishes, I have always wondered if you have ever comented, or written on Mark Felt, given your affinity for Nixon.
August 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Since you are granting wishes, I have always wondered if you have ever comented, or written on Mark Felt, given your affinity for Nixon.
Obviously you never met Radar O'Rielly. He explained clearly after his time acting as a military guy, that father Mulcahy could could conduct funerals and wakes. Therefore now Radars know wakes. DUH!
August 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Obviously you never met Radar O'Rielly. He explained clearly after his time acting as a military guy, that father Mulcahy could could conduct funerals and wakes. Therefore now Radars know wakes. DUH!
As my father said for years, after his father survived WWII, Sarah Palin is for the people, Obama is too African, and Republicans are good for the economy.
August 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
As my father said for years, after his father survived WWII, Sarah Palin is for the people, Obama is too African, and Republicans are good for the economy.
I dont like people who us e fuckface as a social commentary. But holy shit I cant argue with that. Not sure who to tell I agree because no one listens
August 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I dont like people who us e fuckface as a social commentary. But holy shit I cant argue with that. Not sure who to tell I agree because no one listens
So obvious what they are saying., and so depressing. Fuck!
August 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
So obvious what they are saying., and so depressing. Fuck!
Elon/Thiel have been pretty clear they want global population collapse.
August 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Elon/Thiel have been pretty clear they want global population collapse.
Holy skit this went way more of the rails than I expected, and I expected stupid.
August 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Holy skit this went way more of the rails than I expected, and I expected stupid.
Reposted by Max Aemilius
“What is your basis for saying she puts roast beef in her pockets and in her pants?”
I don’t even know where to begin.
You just have to read these two pages.
I don’t even know where to begin.
You just have to read these two pages.
August 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“What is your basis for saying she puts roast beef in her pockets and in her pants?”
I don’t even know where to begin.
You just have to read these two pages.
I don’t even know where to begin.
You just have to read these two pages.
No , she writes federal legislation, the beef is a bonus
August 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
No , she writes federal legislation, the beef is a bonus
"she carries roast beef in her pockets"
Nuff said
case closed right?
Nuff said
case closed right?
August 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
"she carries roast beef in her pockets"
Nuff said
case closed right?
Nuff said
case closed right?
Maher never makes me laugh. holy shit, really you find him humorous? wow.
August 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Maher never makes me laugh. holy shit, really you find him humorous? wow.
Gawd I am pretty up to date, but Loomer vs. Maher is the dumbest thing I have no Idea about.
August 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Gawd I am pretty up to date, but Loomer vs. Maher is the dumbest thing I have no Idea about.
LOL, while he disperses military to the streets, builds concentration camps. What a peaceful dude
August 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
LOL, while he disperses military to the streets, builds concentration camps. What a peaceful dude
Oh muddafukas, so naive again.
August 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Oh muddafukas, so naive again.
a bluesky or xitter alert was not pushed to phone, correct? So what was your EAM?
August 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
a bluesky or xitter alert was not pushed to phone, correct? So what was your EAM?
May we ask what method of transmission was used to alert you?
August 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
May we ask what method of transmission was used to alert you?
Many ands in my many thanks. oh well
August 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Many ands in my many thanks. oh well
Thank you so much Anna. So grateful for your quality of work, your cleanliness and and pertinence. All brilliant, thank you.
August 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Thank you so much Anna. So grateful for your quality of work, your cleanliness and and pertinence. All brilliant, thank you.
so many years of hearing reasonable arguments, so many years of depression from the courts.
August 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
so many years of hearing reasonable arguments, so many years of depression from the courts.
"Ya got papers for that?"
"Yeah, I got zig zag whites, and some big ole tobacco rollies."
"Yeah, I got zig zag whites, and some big ole tobacco rollies."
August 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"Ya got papers for that?"
"Yeah, I got zig zag whites, and some big ole tobacco rollies."
"Yeah, I got zig zag whites, and some big ole tobacco rollies."