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Sarah
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She/her. Christian (Episcopalian). Fangirl. Bisexual. Occasional conlanger. Off and on student of Polish.
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the only way to improve Star Trek: TNG would be if they'd give each major character an episode where they fucked a ghost trapped in a candle
February 17, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Whether it's Trump planning to use secret police to suppress the Democratic vote in the 2026 election or Zohran Mamdani planning to open up a couple city-run grocery stores in Manhattan, both men are threatening the integrity of our democracy.
February 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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Guest Opinion | We at the Gallup Poll are ending our 80+ year tradition of polling presidential approval so we can focus on our core mission, such as ranking the top 10 Trump golf courses and the best meme coins from World Liberty Financial.
February 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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by his death he hath recalled us to life
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Sin may follow.
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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If you saw the creepy Ring Super Bowl commercial then you know they're manufacturing consent for a surveillance state (that serves ICE) by emotionally blackmailing us with our dogs' safety.

This flyer can be printed out and posted all over, or shared online. Get your $ back, fuck ICE.
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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watergate was anti-autistic ableism towards an asexual autistic man whose special interest was wiretapping his political opponents
February 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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“AI writing is here to stay.”
So is syphilis but that doesn’t mean we need to encourage it.
February 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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This is maybe the platonic ideal of a guy who watches videos about being an alpha male: getting your shit rocked by 15 year olds before being arrested
Texas man arrested after he started fight with high schoolers who walked out of class to protest ICE www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
February 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Fighting words in some circles
There are two Sacraments
January 28, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Elon Musk Launches Grokipedia To Compete With Wikipedia
https://theonion.com/elon-musk-launches-grokipedia-to-compete-with-wikipedia/
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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plane yuri
October 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
A curséd Halloween to you all
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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The opposite of capitalism isn't self-sufficiency, it's solidarity.
October 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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The festival of a saint is observed in accordance with the rules
October 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls https://theonion.com/yankee-candle-clarifies-that-product-only-intended-to-b-1829843861/
October 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Shopping cart grill. Absolutely fucking amazing.
wikimedia commons category "abandoned shopping carts"
October 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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V. From our enemies defend us, O Christ;
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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love the pic in the tattoo article on spanish wikipedia
October 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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since we're letting podcasters run the FBI now, I'd like to make it known to any future presidents that if you appoint me i will pronounce the "human" in "human trafficking" like Quark from DS9.

there will be no other substantial changes

thank you for your attention to this matter
October 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Happy Columbo’s Day
October 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM