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underwaterfoxes.bsky.social
Sarah
@underwaterfoxes.bsky.social
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She/her. Christian (Episcopalian). Fangirl. Bisexual. Occasional conlanger. Off and on student of Polish.
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iwriteok.bsky.social
the only way to improve Star Trek: TNG would be if they'd give each major character an episode where they fucked a ghost trapped in a candle
February 17, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Whether it's Trump planning to use secret police to suppress the Democratic vote in the 2026 election or Zohran Mamdani planning to open up a couple city-run grocery stores in Manhattan, both men are threatening the integrity of our democracy.
February 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Guest Opinion | We at the Gallup Poll are ending our 80+ year tradition of polling presidential approval so we can focus on our core mission, such as ranking the top 10 Trump golf courses and the best meme coins from World Liberty Financial.
February 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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bcpminuscontext.bsky.social
by his death he hath recalled us to life
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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bcpminuscontext.bsky.social
Sin may follow.
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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maggietokudahall.bsky.social
If you saw the creepy Ring Super Bowl commercial then you know they're manufacturing consent for a surveillance state (that serves ICE) by emotionally blackmailing us with our dogs' safety.

This flyer can be printed out and posted all over, or shared online. Get your $ back, fuck ICE.
Title: Ring cameras feed data to ICE to help round up immigrants Subtitle: ✨ Get a full refund direct from Amazon ✨ Body: In the past few months Amazon Ring enabled AI and facial detection by default for all users. Worse, they altered existing features such that your footage can end up in the hands of Flock Safety, the company responsible for 80,000 license plate readers across the country. ICE has been documented using Flock to know exactly where to go to find susceptible community members. Don’t help ICE round up your neighbors. What can I do? You can get a full refund directly from Amazon. Request a refund telling them their agreement with Flock is a breach of trust and invalidates the reason you invested into their security products in the first place. Amazon refunds because what they are doing is blatantly against the Terms and Conditions under which you originally purchased. ➡️ Reolink or Defender PhoenixM2 are great comparable camera alternatives. ➕ Request refunds for Amazon Blink Cameras as well on basis of lost trust.
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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christianityon.bsky.social
watergate was anti-autistic ableism towards an asexual autistic man whose special interest was wiretapping his political opponents
February 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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simonberman.bsky.social
“AI writing is here to stay.”
So is syphilis but that doesn’t mean we need to encourage it.
February 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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goingmedieval.bsky.social
🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.
A screen shot from the Guardian which reads - and I am so serious - "Sex and snacks, but no seat at the table: the role of women in Epstein's sordid men's club."
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
This is maybe the platonic ideal of a guy who watches videos about being an alpha male: getting your shit rocked by 15 year olds before being arrested
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 14d
Texas man arrested after he started fight with high schoolers who walked out of class to protest ICE www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
mugshot of Texas man on left, high schoolers have him in headlock on right
February 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
underwaterfoxes.bsky.social
Fighting words in some circles
bcpminuscontext.bsky.social BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 21d
There are two Sacraments
January 28, 2026 at 12:59 PM
underwaterfoxes.bsky.social
😳😳😳
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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theonion.com
Elon Musk Launches Grokipedia To Compete With Wikipedia
https://theonion.com/elon-musk-launches-grokipedia-to-compete-with-wikipedia/
“It’s about time we had a right-wing take on episode summaries of Lost.” Heather Yellen, Newspaper Bagger
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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literallyjustadog.online
plane yuri
picture of two women in white hoodies with airplane windows painted on the side, they both have plane wings and tails, with 4 engines each. the woman on the left (maya) is an airbus a380. the woman on the right (juni) is a Boeing 747
October 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
underwaterfoxes.bsky.social
A curséd Halloween to you all
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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artsyhonker.bsky.social
The opposite of capitalism isn't self-sufficiency, it's solidarity.
October 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
underwaterfoxes.bsky.social
🥳🥳🥳
bcpminuscontext.bsky.social BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · Oct 22
The festival of a saint is observed in accordance with the rules
October 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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johnfugelsang.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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theonion.com
Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls https://theonion.com/yankee-candle-clarifies-that-product-only-intended-to-b-1829843861/
Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls
October 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
underwaterfoxes.bsky.social
Shopping cart grill. Absolutely fucking amazing.
depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · Oct 15
wikimedia commons category "abandoned shopping carts"
October 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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bcpminuscontext.bsky.social
V. From our enemies defend us, O Christ;
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
love the pic in the tattoo article on spanish wikipedia
October 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
since we're letting podcasters run the FBI now, I'd like to make it known to any future presidents that if you appoint me i will pronounce the "human" in "human trafficking" like Quark from DS9.

there will be no other substantial changes

thank you for your attention to this matter
October 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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m.pahuski.com
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.” “If the car’s gone,” “I’ll give you another cookie anyway” “because I love you.”
October 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM