Heartbreak Welkin
@umabreakdown.bsky.social
Quake shirt with a French tuck. www.umabreakdown.com
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For new follower: I'm an artist/researcher/writer/game designer based in north east England. My interests are mostly between ludology, horror studies, and ecriture feminine. Long term foci are trans readings of Cixous, + TTRPG manuals as experimental literature and model for audience agency in art.
2. Fuck. I didn't even have to go via my improbable Marilyn Manson connection
Your "Epstein Number" is the number of hops between you and someone sending a chummy email to notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
2. Fuck. I didn't even have to go via my improbable Marilyn Manson connection
Note, this sequence is actually a story Melania is telling a young Barron while the two of them are hiking up a railway line to see a dead body (Ivana Trump in a sand trap)
The best thing about nobody buying tickets to Melania is you can just make up stuff that happens in the movie and people will believe you. My favorite part is when she throws up in her purse after the hot dog eating contest
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Note, this sequence is actually a story Melania is telling a young Barron while the two of them are hiking up a railway line to see a dead body (Ivana Trump in a sand trap)
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A new tool lets you search the Epstein files for mentions of your LinkedIn contacts. Tried it out, does work. Outputs a report with links to the material on the DOJ website.
www.404media.co/this-tool-se...
www.404media.co/this-tool-se...
This Tool Searches the Epstein Files For Your LinkedIn Contacts
EpsteIN—as in, Epstein and LinkedIn—searches your connections on the social network for names that match those in the released files.
www.404media.co
February 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
A new tool lets you search the Epstein files for mentions of your LinkedIn contacts. Tried it out, does work. Outputs a report with links to the material on the DOJ website.
www.404media.co/this-tool-se...
www.404media.co/this-tool-se...
Just one more Townes Van Zandt album bro, it will absolutely fix your depression I promise you.
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Just one more Townes Van Zandt album bro, it will absolutely fix your depression I promise you.
P crazy that the entire western world during the lifetime of millennials, was being propped up by one load bearing paedophile
February 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
P crazy that the entire western world during the lifetime of millennials, was being propped up by one load bearing paedophile
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We need access to Mandelson's financial affairs to check that eg Government contracts with Palantir were not entered into because he was paid to lobby for them.
February 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
We need access to Mandelson's financial affairs to check that eg Government contracts with Palantir were not entered into because he was paid to lobby for them.
Depressed by private endo draining all the money I had to finish laser, so trying to cheerqaa myself up by shopping for a new bench vice and lab power supply.
February 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Depressed by private endo draining all the money I had to finish laser, so trying to cheerqaa myself up by shopping for a new bench vice and lab power supply.
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judith butler: sex being social is probably one of the most important concepts in my writing
apparently almost everyone who claims to draw from judith butler: yeah so there is a sex/gender distintion and gender is social and fake and a performance and sex is biological and real and unchangeable
apparently almost everyone who claims to draw from judith butler: yeah so there is a sex/gender distintion and gender is social and fake and a performance and sex is biological and real and unchangeable
February 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
judith butler: sex being social is probably one of the most important concepts in my writing
apparently almost everyone who claims to draw from judith butler: yeah so there is a sex/gender distintion and gender is social and fake and a performance and sex is biological and real and unchangeable
apparently almost everyone who claims to draw from judith butler: yeah so there is a sex/gender distintion and gender is social and fake and a performance and sex is biological and real and unchangeable
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Moby Dickheads eating good tonight
There she blows! there! there! there! she blows! she blows!
February 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Moby Dickheads eating good tonight
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i like that this skeet is making the rounds as a screenshot. on the platform where it is still up, as a skeet also
February 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
i like that this skeet is making the rounds as a screenshot. on the platform where it is still up, as a skeet also
Arguing with people on the internet who are claiming Jeff Koons couldn't possibly have known about Epstein when he went to his house for a party, in Manhattan where they both live, 4 years afters JEs conviction of procuring a child for prostitution.
February 4, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Arguing with people on the internet who are claiming Jeff Koons couldn't possibly have known about Epstein when he went to his house for a party, in Manhattan where they both live, 4 years afters JEs conviction of procuring a child for prostitution.
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I've heard this episode of Seeking Derangements
BI AUDHD CIS BOY WHO TAKES A FAG HAGS PRIDE IN USING TRANS DISCOURSE WORDS: Timothee Chalamet has Tboy swag and I’m tired of pretending otherwise!
LESBIAN CHASER WHOSE LOWKEY MISANDRIST BUT THINKS SHE HAS TO TOLERATE HIM TO BREAK IN NEOPUSSY: that’s period.
TRANS WOMAN: u guys see my daikatana64 mod
LESBIAN CHASER WHOSE LOWKEY MISANDRIST BUT THINKS SHE HAS TO TOLERATE HIM TO BREAK IN NEOPUSSY: that’s period.
TRANS WOMAN: u guys see my daikatana64 mod
February 4, 2026 at 11:11 AM
I've heard this episode of Seeking Derangements
Fwtbt (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Master Mystikal Kliff Burton)
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Fwtbt (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Master Mystikal Kliff Burton)
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When he tweeted this, he was president of the national union of students, so he absolutely was a uni boy.
February 4, 2026 at 10:25 AM
When he tweeted this, he was president of the national union of students, so he absolutely was a uni boy.
Xiu Xiu - Dancing On My Own [OFFICIAL AUDIO]
YouTube video by XiuXiuForLife
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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Once a hack, always a hack: aftermath.site/darren-aronofs...
February 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Once a hack, always a hack: aftermath.site/darren-aronofs...
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Mandelson being teed up as the sole dodgy guy from the Blair years, and not only does that make it really unlucky that Starmer and McSweeny picked him to be their political consultant for 15 years, it also doesn't really seem very believable, does it?
February 4, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Mandelson being teed up as the sole dodgy guy from the Blair years, and not only does that make it really unlucky that Starmer and McSweeny picked him to be their political consultant for 15 years, it also doesn't really seem very believable, does it?
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actually sickens me to see our disgusting media class behave as if they weren't absolutely desperate for New Labour to come back and didn't actively put thumbs on the scales to make it happen
February 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
actually sickens me to see our disgusting media class behave as if they weren't absolutely desperate for New Labour to come back and didn't actively put thumbs on the scales to make it happen
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the pure energy from hopper when he goes "monkey!" is so funny man
February 4, 2026 at 4:02 AM
the pure energy from hopper when he goes "monkey!" is so funny man
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the kids are going to be alright.
February 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
the kids are going to be alright.
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There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
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BREAKING: any random dipshit can say any damn thing prefaced by "breaking"
February 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
BREAKING: any random dipshit can say any damn thing prefaced by "breaking"
This was on heavy rotation at my VHS horror movie club when I was a kid
February 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
This was on heavy rotation at my VHS horror movie club when I was a kid
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