Tyranthesaurus
@tyranthesaurus.bsky.social
Economist & Game Enthusiast | Endorses Vibes | Bow-tie Savant | This Account is Zoned for Duplex Tweets and No Free Parking | 🏳️🌈
Inevitably asked for investing advice.
Inevitably asked for investing advice.
I am astounded in the year of our Lord 2025 that people in Gyms somehow think the weights magically re-rack themselves.
January 6, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I am astounded in the year of our Lord 2025 that people in Gyms somehow think the weights magically re-rack themselves.
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Well time for something completely different. How about a series I am aware of but have never attempted? It's the DS puzzler: Professor Layton! Going live now!
twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus
twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Well time for something completely different. How about a series I am aware of but have never attempted? It's the DS puzzler: Professor Layton! Going live now!
twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus
twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus
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Work: Great News, we want you to travel more this year to meet clients
Me: 😐
Work: Travel that we'll pay for
Me: 😁
Work: So for your first trip, how about somewhere you've never been?
Me: 😍
Work: Oklahoma!
Me: . . . 🤔
Me: 😐
Work: Travel that we'll pay for
Me: 😁
Work: So for your first trip, how about somewhere you've never been?
Me: 😍
Work: Oklahoma!
Me: . . . 🤔
January 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Work: Great News, we want you to travel more this year to meet clients
Me: 😐
Work: Travel that we'll pay for
Me: 😁
Work: So for your first trip, how about somewhere you've never been?
Me: 😍
Work: Oklahoma!
Me: . . . 🤔
Me: 😐
Work: Travel that we'll pay for
Me: 😁
Work: So for your first trip, how about somewhere you've never been?
Me: 😍
Work: Oklahoma!
Me: . . . 🤔
Beautiful Moon out tonight
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Beautiful Moon out tonight
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Whenever I see an ad for Viking Cruises, I imagine myself chained to an oar in the bottom of an old wooden ship with all the other guests.
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Whenever I see an ad for Viking Cruises, I imagine myself chained to an oar in the bottom of an old wooden ship with all the other guests.
Work: Great News, we want you to travel more this year to meet clients
Me: 😐
Work: Travel that we'll pay for
Me: 😁
Work: So for your first trip, how about somewhere you've never been?
Me: 😍
Work: Oklahoma!
Me: . . . 🤔
Me: 😐
Work: Travel that we'll pay for
Me: 😁
Work: So for your first trip, how about somewhere you've never been?
Me: 😍
Work: Oklahoma!
Me: . . . 🤔
January 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Work: Great News, we want you to travel more this year to meet clients
Me: 😐
Work: Travel that we'll pay for
Me: 😁
Work: So for your first trip, how about somewhere you've never been?
Me: 😍
Work: Oklahoma!
Me: . . . 🤔
Me: 😐
Work: Travel that we'll pay for
Me: 😁
Work: So for your first trip, how about somewhere you've never been?
Me: 😍
Work: Oklahoma!
Me: . . . 🤔
And Olive Garden took breadsticks, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to them, saying, “This is my body given for you; do this in remembrance of me.”
January 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
And Olive Garden took breadsticks, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to them, saying, “This is my body given for you; do this in remembrance of me.”
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You will not be able to control geopolitical events in 2026, but you will be able to control how you interact with the people around you, so do your best to be excellent to them.
Happy New Year Bluesky folk!
Happy New Year Bluesky folk!
January 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
You will not be able to control geopolitical events in 2026, but you will be able to control how you interact with the people around you, so do your best to be excellent to them.
Happy New Year Bluesky folk!
Happy New Year Bluesky folk!
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We got Locke and Demosthenes from Ender's Game, but they're both idiot millionaire god-children on Twitch.
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
We got Locke and Demosthenes from Ender's Game, but they're both idiot millionaire god-children on Twitch.
Going live with a bit of PowerWash Simulator 2 as we take in the (literally) chill vibes and wind down 2025.
www.twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus
www.twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Going live with a bit of PowerWash Simulator 2 as we take in the (literally) chill vibes and wind down 2025.
www.twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus
www.twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus
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(joseph rolling up his sleeves) three wise guys eh
December 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
(joseph rolling up his sleeves) three wise guys eh
I closed an elevator door on George W. Bush and his security detail.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I closed an elevator door on George W. Bush and his security detail.
Having negative shelf space but yet ANOTHER collecting hobby is a form of self inflicted torture.
I now need a ship in a bottle shelf.
I now need a ship in a bottle shelf.
December 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Having negative shelf space but yet ANOTHER collecting hobby is a form of self inflicted torture.
I now need a ship in a bottle shelf.
I now need a ship in a bottle shelf.
Well that's going to be a lot for 2026.
December 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Well that's going to be a lot for 2026.
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
Got punked by the ol noggin this morning with a perfect dream: cinematic masterpiece of dreaming that featured its own movie credits.
The "screen" fades to black, of course I wake up, only to discover it's pitch black outside.
2 hours before my alarm.
The "screen" fades to black, of course I wake up, only to discover it's pitch black outside.
2 hours before my alarm.
December 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Got punked by the ol noggin this morning with a perfect dream: cinematic masterpiece of dreaming that featured its own movie credits.
The "screen" fades to black, of course I wake up, only to discover it's pitch black outside.
2 hours before my alarm.
The "screen" fades to black, of course I wake up, only to discover it's pitch black outside.
2 hours before my alarm.
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Tearing up watching A Muppet Christmas Carol.
Happy Christmas everyone.
Happy Christmas everyone.
December 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Tearing up watching A Muppet Christmas Carol.
Happy Christmas everyone.
Happy Christmas everyone.
> Client sets aggressive deadline w/ trimmed down project, just before Xmas
> We meet it, sleep deprived but alive
> "Actually we want radical changes to the project, so is it okay if we all agree to our original deadline after the New Year?"
> We meet it, sleep deprived but alive
> "Actually we want radical changes to the project, so is it okay if we all agree to our original deadline after the New Year?"
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling for the camera
ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling for the camera
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December 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
> Client sets aggressive deadline w/ trimmed down project, just before Xmas
> We meet it, sleep deprived but alive
> "Actually we want radical changes to the project, so is it okay if we all agree to our original deadline after the New Year?"
> We meet it, sleep deprived but alive
> "Actually we want radical changes to the project, so is it okay if we all agree to our original deadline after the New Year?"
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Sheboleth - Shibboleths For Her
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Sheboleth - Shibboleths For Her
I swear AI is so pervasive now, what do you mean your electric shaver is powered by AI?
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I swear AI is so pervasive now, what do you mean your electric shaver is powered by AI?
One downside to buying a townhouse, I've come to realize, rather than a detached property w/ greenery, is that I will have no space for a par of 15 ft Brontosaurus lawn ornaments I saw on the side of the highway today.
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One downside to buying a townhouse, I've come to realize, rather than a detached property w/ greenery, is that I will have no space for a par of 15 ft Brontosaurus lawn ornaments I saw on the side of the highway today.
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Inside you there are two weasels. Sorry, we ran out of wolves.
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Inside you there are two weasels. Sorry, we ran out of wolves.
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄