Had to take a moment to realize this isn't a place where you eat the Dutch.

Welcome home!

Holding Ear Piece: Yes, we're now going live to the scene of the - ahhhggggg damn nope wrong ear oh god!

Did you see "Wrecked Thy Wagon?". So many PI lawyers they gotta stand out.

Much better to equate AI with management consulting, which is sweeping generalizations combined with copious filibustering.

You could tell me I am on Krypton or Arrakis and I'd just close my eyes, nod, and go "sounds lovely."

Be careful you may suddenly be called his brother. 💀

I'm happy to wear a shirt saying "I am not standing next to B Dave".

I will grant special dispensations to the ones who don't play along with the act.

I love this sign at the end of the TSA security line.

"Remember 9/11? That's why we're here: to be the bumbling idiots who can't spell your name right."

Well. That was ugly, but thanks again to Delta for not putting up with this muckery.

I guess it was how my name was spelled in the system vs the boarding pass? But that's SO DUMB.

Full on confrontation between the TSA supervisor, insistent there's something wrong with my passport, and the Delta agent insisting no, everything is correct.

Meanwhile I am trying to board my plane in, oh, 10 minutes?

Security purgatory.

The TSA agent who keeps sending me back was at least honest and apologetic.

"Our system says there is an error [with your ID] but it doesn't tell me what it is".

Appreciate a front line worker just playing it straight.

But the supervisor? Oh boy.

I've lived on this hellish merry go round each time I fly out of this airport.

I'll note, it happens ONLY this airport, every other TSA seems to accept it no problem.

Well it's 4:30 AM this time and the Delta attendant helping me check in was D O N E.

For those of you new to the drama: for some reason the TSA here always has an error scanning my passport. They send me back to the Delta counter, who send me back to the TSA, who send me straight back.

This is the 3rd flight this year this has happened to me.

Honestly you have outdone yourself Jovi.

She bears a true likeness even down to the little costume details, while also keeping in style with your other puppets.

Can't wait to meet her!