Typing Gloves
@typinggloves.bsky.social
Bookselling and yelling
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She/her/hers
ROC
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She/her/hers
ROC
Bought myself some little mini croissants with cherry vanilla filling as a treat, and wouldn't you know it, they expired three months ago
January 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Bought myself some little mini croissants with cherry vanilla filling as a treat, and wouldn't you know it, they expired three months ago
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take a ninety second mental break with our girl here it’s fantastic
i think she’s referring to the report a murder meme? hilarious
i think she’s referring to the report a murder meme? hilarious
January 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
take a ninety second mental break with our girl here it’s fantastic
i think she’s referring to the report a murder meme? hilarious
i think she’s referring to the report a murder meme? hilarious
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This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
This dude is intense and correct
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"The baby was released to her family. Her grandmother says she had a bruised cheek, but is otherwise OK." oh ok, the baby had bruising but was otherwise fine other than the bruising, otherwise, being randomly abducted by ICE, otherwise the baby was fine, just the bruising
January 14, 2026 at 12:25 PM
"The baby was released to her family. Her grandmother says she had a bruised cheek, but is otherwise OK." oh ok, the baby had bruising but was otherwise fine other than the bruising, otherwise, being randomly abducted by ICE, otherwise the baby was fine, just the bruising
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they are stealing your money to pay thugs to shoot mothers in the streets, and they are telling you your meal is
a piece of chicken
a piece of broccoli
(a) corn tortilla
one other thing
a piece of chicken
a piece of broccoli
(a) corn tortilla
one other thing
a piece of chicken
a piece of broccoli
(a) corn tortilla
one other thing
is that piece of chicken a wing? a leg?
how big is "a piece" of broccoli?
do you just eat your corn tortilla dry?
what's "one other thing"? a dollop of salsa? a rice kernel?
these are deeply unserious, wicked people.
a piece of broccoli
(a) corn tortilla
one other thing
is that piece of chicken a wing? a leg?
how big is "a piece" of broccoli?
do you just eat your corn tortilla dry?
what's "one other thing"? a dollop of salsa? a rice kernel?
these are deeply unserious, wicked people.
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 14, 2026 at 10:04 PM
they are stealing your money to pay thugs to shoot mothers in the streets, and they are telling you your meal is
a piece of chicken
a piece of broccoli
(a) corn tortilla
one other thing
a piece of chicken
a piece of broccoli
(a) corn tortilla
one other thing
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*clears throat*
🚨 MYSTERY TEAM is out today on collector’s edition Blu-Ray with a new 30 min making of doc and remastered sound and picture 🚨
🚨 MYSTERY TEAM is out today on collector’s edition Blu-Ray with a new 30 min making of doc and remastered sound and picture 🚨
Mystery Team VESTRON Collector’s Series Blu-ray™ (#36)
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January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
*clears throat*
🚨 MYSTERY TEAM is out today on collector’s edition Blu-Ray with a new 30 min making of doc and remastered sound and picture 🚨
🚨 MYSTERY TEAM is out today on collector’s edition Blu-Ray with a new 30 min making of doc and remastered sound and picture 🚨
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when ICE asks you questions about your neighbors, you've never met your neighbors in your life. you've never even seen them from afar. neighbors? what neighbors?
ICE is targeting Hmong families in St. Paul as they go door to door looking for people to kidnap. they’re asking “do you have any Asian neighbors”
January 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
when ICE asks you questions about your neighbors, you've never met your neighbors in your life. you've never even seen them from afar. neighbors? what neighbors?
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truly an all time “I’m not even mad that’s amazing moment” this could not possibly be funnier
January 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
truly an all time “I’m not even mad that’s amazing moment” this could not possibly be funnier
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ERIC ADAMS RUG PULL EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
Eric Adams, former NYC mayor, launched a memecoin (cryptocurrency) today. He marketed it as an “NYC Token” and used media appearances and his social media to promote it.
Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
January 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
ERIC ADAMS RUG PULL EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
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War crimes upon war crimes.
Gift link.
Gift link.
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:21 AM
War crimes upon war crimes.
Gift link.
Gift link.
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Well, those boots were not made for walking
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Well, those boots were not made for walking
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Agamemnon was whisked away for vaccines before anyone could document him, peering out of his little space portal awestruck like a man who’d seen the moons of Saturn
January 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Agamemnon was whisked away for vaccines before anyone could document him, peering out of his little space portal awestruck like a man who’d seen the moons of Saturn
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my son wants you to know that playing a brass or wind instrument outside in the cold is VERY DIFFICULT and normally not allowed and he appreciates their ability to do it so well
they want you to think minneapolis is dangerous. more of brass solidarity band performing today at powderhorn park at the anti ICE protest after their agent killed renee good. the band is made up of community members around george floyd square and they bring joy to every action they appear at
January 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
my son wants you to know that playing a brass or wind instrument outside in the cold is VERY DIFFICULT and normally not allowed and he appreciates their ability to do it so well
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Why the new food guidelines look like Cards Against Humanity
January 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Why the new food guidelines look like Cards Against Humanity
Joke's on you, I auditioned twice but they wouldn't let me go on tv
40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
January 9, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Joke's on you, I auditioned twice but they wouldn't let me go on tv
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JD Vance; "I think we're gonna see those deportation numbers ramp up as we get more and more people online, working for ICE, going door to door"
January 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM
JD Vance; "I think we're gonna see those deportation numbers ramp up as we get more and more people online, working for ICE, going door to door"
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If we don’t act now, this will become the norm. Must be swift, in large numbers, and have clear messaging that we will not stand for this. Not now. Not ever. Against any minority population.
DHS now confirming in a. statement that an ICE officer did shoot and kill someone at the site of a raid.
January 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
If we don’t act now, this will become the norm. Must be swift, in large numbers, and have clear messaging that we will not stand for this. Not now. Not ever. Against any minority population.
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they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.
January 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.
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man the video is circulating so
settings > content & media > uncheck auto-play video & gifs
settings > content & media > uncheck auto-play video & gifs
January 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
man the video is circulating so
settings > content & media > uncheck auto-play video & gifs
settings > content & media > uncheck auto-play video & gifs
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I want to see the ICE shooter arrested today. Today.
January 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I want to see the ICE shooter arrested today. Today.
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Rochester, NY friends—sign up for this!! Who doesn’t love comics? Cheap and clean fun for kids of all ages.
#rochester #roc
#rochester #roc
January 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Rochester, NY friends—sign up for this!! Who doesn’t love comics? Cheap and clean fun for kids of all ages.
#rochester #roc
#rochester #roc