Tyabann
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FFXIV, Magic the Gathering, Hot Takes || he/him || only follow if you have a sense of humor kthnx
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Every time I see a legislator arguing that we just need to give them better de-escalation training, I want to ask them "Do you think calling someone a racial slur and concussing them while they're handcuffed is an accident? Do you think they were trying to de-escalate and just didn't know how?!?!"
Nasra Ahmed, a 23-year-old US citizen, was arrested and detained by ICE. She was held for TWO DAYS.
ICE agents handcuffed her, called her a racial slur, and she was knocked to the ground so hard she got a concussion.
This cannot continue happening. ICE needs to leave.
ICE agents handcuffed her, called her a racial slur, and she was knocked to the ground so hard she got a concussion.
This cannot continue happening. ICE needs to leave.
January 22, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Every time I see a legislator arguing that we just need to give them better de-escalation training, I want to ask them "Do you think calling someone a racial slur and concussing them while they're handcuffed is an accident? Do you think they were trying to de-escalate and just didn't know how?!?!"
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Law is a technology, and it has saved easily as many lives as antibiotics.
Like, in a very elemental anthropological way, we have laws for a reason, and it's because people won't tolerate it otherwise
The solution to blood feuds was never "well you should just not get so mad when someone you love is murdered." It was the law, it was justice
The solution to blood feuds was never "well you should just not get so mad when someone you love is murdered." It was the law, it was justice
the uvalde cop scum were acquitted because the law favors cop scum, and while i do respect and value the rule of law, if this is where it ends, either the law is going to have to change or our acceptance of the law is going to have to change, and you do not need a telescope to see the danger here
January 22, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Law is a technology, and it has saved easily as many lives as antibiotics.
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Like, in a very elemental anthropological way, we have laws for a reason, and it's because people won't tolerate it otherwise
The solution to blood feuds was never "well you should just not get so mad when someone you love is murdered." It was the law, it was justice
The solution to blood feuds was never "well you should just not get so mad when someone you love is murdered." It was the law, it was justice
the uvalde cop scum were acquitted because the law favors cop scum, and while i do respect and value the rule of law, if this is where it ends, either the law is going to have to change or our acceptance of the law is going to have to change, and you do not need a telescope to see the danger here
January 22, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Like, in a very elemental anthropological way, we have laws for a reason, and it's because people won't tolerate it otherwise
The solution to blood feuds was never "well you should just not get so mad when someone you love is murdered." It was the law, it was justice
The solution to blood feuds was never "well you should just not get so mad when someone you love is murdered." It was the law, it was justice
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Gotta be one of the best image edits of all time
January 22, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Gotta be one of the best image edits of all time
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I'm Just a Duke's Son But Apparently I'm Destined to Lead a Galactic Jihad?!
On the other hand I think it would be very funny to retitle literary fiction light novel style. “Oh No! This Author Stand-In is Unhappily Married”
This attitude is how you end up with light novel titles.
January 22, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I'm Just a Duke's Son But Apparently I'm Destined to Lead a Galactic Jihad?!
why did people want to fuck these guys so badly
I somehow forgot about this great moment in internet history
January 22, 2026 at 6:56 AM
why did people want to fuck these guys so badly
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People are kidnapping preschoolers and macing fully restrained protesters because they like the power to make others suffer, and I need us all to burn into our memories what they’re doing now because they’re definitely going to be asking for grace and forgiveness in the not too distant future.
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 AM
People are kidnapping preschoolers and macing fully restrained protesters because they like the power to make others suffer, and I need us all to burn into our memories what they’re doing now because they’re definitely going to be asking for grace and forgiveness in the not too distant future.
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if republicans and a handful of democrats in congress are willing to authorize a full blown paramilitary guard, and we do nothing to stop them well, i want control of that guard. drag the heritage foundation board into guantanamo. deport jesse watters to CECOT if laws don’t matter, they don’t matter
January 22, 2026 at 5:49 AM
if republicans and a handful of democrats in congress are willing to authorize a full blown paramilitary guard, and we do nothing to stop them well, i want control of that guard. drag the heritage foundation board into guantanamo. deport jesse watters to CECOT if laws don’t matter, they don’t matter
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i also think that the current reactionary forces grinning and mugging for the camera will come to regret advocating for a culture of lawless cruelty, and while i hope we avoid that, i won’t defend them if we don’t
the uvalde cop scum were acquitted because the law favors cop scum, and while i do respect and value the rule of law, if this is where it ends, either the law is going to have to change or our acceptance of the law is going to have to change, and you do not need a telescope to see the danger here
January 22, 2026 at 5:41 AM
i also think that the current reactionary forces grinning and mugging for the camera will come to regret advocating for a culture of lawless cruelty, and while i hope we avoid that, i won’t defend them if we don’t
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bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers
January 22, 2026 at 3:51 AM
bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
imagine playing Geoff Keighley like a million dollars for a trailer spot and immediately giving up on marketing when people say your game looks like shit
January 22, 2026 at 6:26 AM
imagine playing Geoff Keighley like a million dollars for a trailer spot and immediately giving up on marketing when people say your game looks like shit
so like.
a) the Highguard website contains no information.
b) the Twitter account hasn't posted anything since the Game Awards.
c) the YouTube account only has the Game Awards trailer.
d) we have trophy and steam.db info so it's still planning to release on Jan 26th???
a) the Highguard website contains no information.
b) the Twitter account hasn't posted anything since the Game Awards.
c) the YouTube account only has the Game Awards trailer.
d) we have trophy and steam.db info so it's still planning to release on Jan 26th???
January 22, 2026 at 6:24 AM
so like.
a) the Highguard website contains no information.
b) the Twitter account hasn't posted anything since the Game Awards.
c) the YouTube account only has the Game Awards trailer.
d) we have trophy and steam.db info so it's still planning to release on Jan 26th???
a) the Highguard website contains no information.
b) the Twitter account hasn't posted anything since the Game Awards.
c) the YouTube account only has the Game Awards trailer.
d) we have trophy and steam.db info so it's still planning to release on Jan 26th???
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it's like the Vonnegut estate is allergic to making money
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
it's like the Vonnegut estate is allergic to making money
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I can make children read again
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I can make children read again
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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
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with the highguard stuff going on, i gotta ask what it is with hero shooter devs that makes them completely allergic to actually marketing their product
January 22, 2026 at 5:40 AM
with the highguard stuff going on, i gotta ask what it is with hero shooter devs that makes them completely allergic to actually marketing their product
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it is our sworn duty now to pretend highguard is a fake video game
January 22, 2026 at 4:53 AM
it is our sworn duty now to pretend highguard is a fake video game
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Wearing that shit you can't even pronounce
January 21, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Wearing that shit you can't even pronounce
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he was just a fucking kid #PlayHighguard
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 AM
he was just a fucking kid #PlayHighguard