Tristan Elwell
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Tristan Elwell
@tristanelwell.bsky.social
Artist/Illustrator/Educator
Beautiful Bizarre Art Prize Winner, Hugo Loser
I make pictures of spooky girls and cute cats
https://linktr.ee/Tristan.Elwell
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I just found out that somebody is posting really hateful, racist emails spoofing my website email address. This is public notice that if anybody gets something heinous purporting to be from me, with an email address @ my website URL, I most definitely did not send it.
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The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I'm so angry about the statement from Raya Golden on GRRM's website denying (or at least disclaiming knowing) that the illustrations for the 20th anniversary edition of A Feast For Crows were made with AI that I ran all of the images available though Hive Moderation's online AI content detector. 1/
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Official statement from Raya Golden, the person who is in charge of art approval for GRRM, about the use of AI in the A Feast For Crows illustrated edition. To call this disappointing is a massive understatement. I am absolutely LIVID.
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November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
A very happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hey, remember "iF yOu ReMoVe MoNuMeNtS yOuR'e ErAsInG hIsToRy?"

Once again, every accusation is a confession.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I like to think I was responsible for some of those sales! (At least they got a piece of good art out of the deal.)
Many a shitty books were sold by awesome cover art. Just saying.
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
November 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Once again, what have I done to deserve being attacked so brutally?
Artist be like if I shift this line 0.05 cm to the left, increase overlay by 2%, and move this character’s head slightly by 3° will make a life changing difference that everyone notices
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Holy shit. Check out the new A Feast For Crows illustrated edition. Way to kill your career in the most high-profile way possible. And I'm talking about EVERYBODY involved, except GRRM, who I have to assume wasn't.
A Feast for Crows Illustrated Edition artwork draws AI accusations from fans
What should be a time of celebration for devout A Song of Ice and Fire readers is fast turning into a scandal. On November 4th, Random House Worlds released A F
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November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Our robot overlords need a bit more time to get themselves sorted.
just....enjoy this
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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When you’re riding public transit you realize that what’s good for everybody is also good for you. If the bus runs faster, if the train is cleaner, if the AC works, we all benefit

when you’re driving a car, every other car on the road is your personal enemy
The Times parsed the vote using similar categories and again found that the single most determinative factor economic-like factor in the election was "commute by transit" vs "commute by car." It edged out renters vs. homeowners. There's still outstanding data but I expect these trends will hold.
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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"oooo i'd draw that but i can't draw"

brother get this through your head

NOBODY can draw

we are literally

ALL

BULLSHITTING
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What have I done to deserve such a brutal attack?
Heartbreaking: local artist overthinks the shape of an elbow 😔
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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We already have a dislike button (it says "Block account" on it)
November 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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If you see this post a vampire that isnt Dracula
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
October 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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QRP with your horned art!😈
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Spoiler alert: they haven't actually read any of it.
Death of the author etc, yes yes, but it remains fascinating to me how not a single tech billionaire seems to understand any fiction they have ever read.
The "hard-men" of Gondor were getting their shit kicked in until they were rescued by foreigners and a girl.

The Shire was doing fine until they let a fascist demagogue ("Sharkey" aka Saruman) take over, close the gates, impose a bunch of thug-enforced rules, and despoil nature for profit.
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Death of the author etc, yes yes, but it remains fascinating to me how not a single tech billionaire seems to understand any fiction they have ever read.
The "hard-men" of Gondor were getting their shit kicked in until they were rescued by foreigners and a girl.

The Shire was doing fine until they let a fascist demagogue ("Sharkey" aka Saruman) take over, close the gates, impose a bunch of thug-enforced rules, and despoil nature for profit.
October 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM