Travis Ezell
@travisezell.bsky.social
Worder and weirder of language.
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The view from here. #desk #workdodge
February 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The view from here. #desk #workdodge
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I have questions about Christ's abdominal region here
February 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have questions about Christ's abdominal region here
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Nazi Hopes Elon Musk Antisemitism Apology As Disingenuous As It Seemed
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February 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nazi Hopes Elon Musk Antisemitism Apology As Disingenuous As It Seemed
theonion.com/nazi-ho...
theonion.com/nazi-ho...
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We were never able to write a second hit because of dei
February 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
We were never able to write a second hit because of dei
February 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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call your senator
February 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
call your senator
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Can't escape a joke this bad. #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
January 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Can't escape a joke this bad. #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
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Who else has this running as a background process at all times
January 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Who else has this running as a background process at all times
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I hope Trump poops his pants when he dies (as many people do), but I hope he does it when he’s still conscious enough to know he’s pooping his pants.
January 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I hope Trump poops his pants when he dies (as many people do), but I hope he does it when he’s still conscious enough to know he’s pooping his pants.
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Friends, here's an opportunity to help a sick kid in Kenya, if you are so inclined. Feel free to contact me privately if you want more information or details.
When I was in Kenya, I got to know a man named Peter who's an Uber driver (they have Uber in Kenya) to support his 18-month-old son Sean, who has cerebral palsy.
Sean needs treatment twice a week, but the government only pays for one. He needs other stuff too — special shoes, belt, etc.
Sean needs treatment twice a week, but the government only pays for one. He needs other stuff too — special shoes, belt, etc.
January 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Friends, here's an opportunity to help a sick kid in Kenya, if you are so inclined. Feel free to contact me privately if you want more information or details.
I want to use this more, but I haven’t yet. Stay tuned. Enjoy in the meantime: sunlight on pilot pens.
January 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I want to use this more, but I haven’t yet. Stay tuned. Enjoy in the meantime: sunlight on pilot pens.
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A little motivation for your Sunday from David Lynch 🤍
January 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A little motivation for your Sunday from David Lynch 🤍
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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January 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hey all right, I’m on a roll… here’s another line for the proud of/embarrassed by category:
“As my father used to say, there’s no point in fellating the dead.”
“As my father used to say, there’s no point in fellating the dead.”
October 5, 2023 at 8:35 PM
Hey all right, I’m on a roll… here’s another line for the proud of/embarrassed by category:
“As my father used to say, there’s no point in fellating the dead.”
“As my father used to say, there’s no point in fellating the dead.”
A line in my novel I can’t decide if I’m proud of or embarrassed by:
“Heartache shouldn’t include boners.”
“Heartache shouldn’t include boners.”
October 3, 2023 at 3:53 PM
A line in my novel I can’t decide if I’m proud of or embarrassed by:
“Heartache shouldn’t include boners.”
“Heartache shouldn’t include boners.”
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One of my favorite sub-genres of art is Cats Stealing Food in Still Life Paintings. It’s so wonderfully disrespectful. Like Still Life with Cat by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, 1705. www.thegreatcat.org/the-cat-in-a...
October 2, 2023 at 11:34 PM
One of my favorite sub-genres of art is Cats Stealing Food in Still Life Paintings. It’s so wonderfully disrespectful. Like Still Life with Cat by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, 1705. www.thegreatcat.org/the-cat-in-a...
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Clinomania [KLIN-oh-MAY-nee-ya]
(n.)
-Excessive desire to lie down/stay in bed; morbid sleepiness
“Craving the continuous comfort of catnaps, Clara’s clinomania compels her to cocoon herself in her cherished chamber, clinging to cushions & cozy covers while chasing her cherished childhood dreams.”
(n.)
-Excessive desire to lie down/stay in bed; morbid sleepiness
“Craving the continuous comfort of catnaps, Clara’s clinomania compels her to cocoon herself in her cherished chamber, clinging to cushions & cozy covers while chasing her cherished childhood dreams.”
September 17, 2023 at 12:13 PM
Clinomania [KLIN-oh-MAY-nee-ya]
(n.)
-Excessive desire to lie down/stay in bed; morbid sleepiness
“Craving the continuous comfort of catnaps, Clara’s clinomania compels her to cocoon herself in her cherished chamber, clinging to cushions & cozy covers while chasing her cherished childhood dreams.”
(n.)
-Excessive desire to lie down/stay in bed; morbid sleepiness
“Craving the continuous comfort of catnaps, Clara’s clinomania compels her to cocoon herself in her cherished chamber, clinging to cushions & cozy covers while chasing her cherished childhood dreams.”
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I want to use this for something, but I don’t have a sense who it’s audience will be. Writing stuff? Personal venting? More anti capitalist memes and sci-fi geekery? It’s an exciting and terrifying time because there’s no way to know! But hopefully something.
September 10, 2023 at 5:54 PM
I want to use this for something, but I don’t have a sense who it’s audience will be. Writing stuff? Personal venting? More anti capitalist memes and sci-fi geekery? It’s an exciting and terrifying time because there’s no way to know! But hopefully something.