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Uncle Mephidrosselmeyer
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shitpostmodernist. aspiring vermispex.
man dont say this shit to me
December 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Congrats to Bill Waterson on 30 years of turning down all invitations to merchandise or adapt his work, may each businessman's frown make him stronger
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
2026 finally going to be the year I launch Brian Weeno, my chamber synth project that covers Ween songs
December 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Altering New Year’s plans to make time for this.
Back in February, I was looking at some of the new Magic cards in Aetherdrift. I saw Whir of Invention and said, “oh, who did that? Brian Chippendale?"

Who is Brian Chippendale?

📽️: youtu.be/8S47ac9mKmc
December 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
seeing map-based Deep South slander, and look: I get it. But I’m at karaoke night at my local queer/vegan bar, and so far, folks have gotten up to sing Xiu Xiu’s “Fabulous Muscles,” The Weakerthans’ “Plea from a Cat Named Virtute,” “Let It Go,” & “O Canada.” Our community is here. You can be too.
December 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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you shouldn’t be allowed to put this kind of thing on the timeline without a content warning for anyone who broke up between 2005-2008
I always associate this song with the days after Christmas. Anyway, it’s also beautiful.
Stars - Your Ex-Lover Is Dead
YouTube video by StarsVEVO
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Donny, to his eternal credit, is a bona fide Appreciator, and any time he can share that with you is a good day.
December 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I hate Elf on the Shelf much more than the Grinch (although my toddler asked to watch “Halloween is Grinch Night” three times yesterday, so the gap is closing) but something about elevating the Grinch into the Christmas pantheon never sat right with me, and now I know why.
I know I’m not the first person to say it but the hyper commercialization of the Grinch story is pretty sad and a perfect illustration of the ability of capital to absorb critiques painlessly
December 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
the only way we save this world is by making ugly art in the same room as each other
I'm very tolerant of bad aesthetics - I actually frequently LOVE bad art when it comes from real human beings! But when it's churned out by a fucking machine? It has zero meaning and zero value and actually degrades the reputation and message of the person throwing it at us.
December 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Can’t overemphasize what seeing Vince Staples watching Videodrome
on a flight would do to my brain chemistry
December 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Happy Longest Night to all who observe
December 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
miso congee with edamame, sweet potato dinos, and teriyaki salmon—love to feed my toddler like a neurotic’s pampered dog
December 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“Trite things rule.” One of the best gifts you can have in this world is to see how your friends feel about being a parent.
December 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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I went to fudruckers on prom night
December 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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frodo: "gandalf.. could we not have tom bombadil carry the ring?"

gandalf, wincing slightly, sighing pissedly, rubbing the bridge of his nose: "tom is.. extremely high"
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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remember, the holiday season primer is context dependent! if you have cool lib parents you can treat yellow and maybe even orange as blue. if you've got psycho evangelical parents seek supplemental material that covers Tulsa King and Yellowstone
December 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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late night emo posting but jesus christ man there are so many good people in my life just because we all know the text of merfolk looter or whatever
December 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
george winston’s “december” wife vs. carter burwell’s “in bruges” o.s.t. husband
December 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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hitting an electric beehive smoker and going docile
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
my worst drunk and hangover was drinking Cheerwine and rock-bottom rye at a bar in Georgia, can’t endorse it enough.
cheerwine
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Kismet: my 3 y.o. loves to sing “Grendel’s Mother” around the house, which has gotta put her in the top percentile for Beowulf knowledge/awareness in the pre-preschool bracket. She’s also obsessed with “Greg & the Frog.” Gotta start them on quality art young.
this is the realest shit ever posted and when you become a parent you spend a lot of time internally screaming about it
People who argue "who cares it's just for kids" all I can say is fuck right off. Kids deserve thoughtful, well-made movies that challenge them just as much as adults do. Kids aren't stupid, and they remember how movies affect them basically forever.
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
<tomwaitsvoice>What’s he BUILDING in there?</tomwaitsvoice>
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM