🐩 Trainer Jess 🐩
@trainerjess.bsky.social
Sci-fi/Fantasy author. Dog trainer. Secular homeschooler. Charging enthusiastically down every random rabbit hole on the internet.
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🐩 Trainer Jess 🐩
@trainerjess.bsky.social
· Dec 25
An Abominable Affair
Amazon.com: An Abominable Affair eBook : Syn, Maddie: Kindle Store
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A few years ago I accidentally wrote this sort of spicy romance about an abominable snowman because, well, I misunderstood the instructions for an anthology… Anyway, it’s one of my most favorite things I’ve ever written, and I personally think this cover is just amazing
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How in the world do you entertain the idea of "more training" for ICE when they're literally putting babies in jail?
I'm infuriated.
I'm infuriated.
January 28, 2026 at 11:01 PM
How in the world do you entertain the idea of "more training" for ICE when they're literally putting babies in jail?
I'm infuriated.
I'm infuriated.
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After the Boston Massacre, the soldiers responsible were arrested and received fair trials. King George recalled the regiment to England, and then American leaders were like “good, that was enough, we’ll remain your loyal subjects forever…” wait, that’s not right…
January 27, 2026 at 2:22 PM
After the Boston Massacre, the soldiers responsible were arrested and received fair trials. King George recalled the regiment to England, and then American leaders were like “good, that was enough, we’ll remain your loyal subjects forever…” wait, that’s not right…
Happy Greg Bovino Can Choke On 10,000 Dicks Day! 🎉
January 27, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Happy Greg Bovino Can Choke On 10,000 Dicks Day! 🎉
Why do I keep seeing people suggesting that Trump is about to turn his back on Noem and Bovino and Miller? What in the wishful thinking makes you believe that’s his next move??? 😵💫
January 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Why do I keep seeing people suggesting that Trump is about to turn his back on Noem and Bovino and Miller? What in the wishful thinking makes you believe that’s his next move??? 😵💫
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Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
January 25, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
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Exactly. Report the facts. One of the most striking facts here are the lies. And they are lies. Intentional lies.
Journalists, please remember that repeating obviously false statements is not balance or fairness. It is actively participating in deception.
January 25, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Exactly. Report the facts. One of the most striking facts here are the lies. And they are lies. Intentional lies.
Also watching a whole bunch of “libertarians” waking up this morning to find out what libertarians actually believe about free movement and observing the feds, and they are not liking it. 😂
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Also watching a whole bunch of “libertarians” waking up this morning to find out what libertarians actually believe about free movement and observing the feds, and they are not liking it. 😂
Living in the south is wild because our local autoworkers are big mad about the UAW saying they stand with MN. They’re out here complaining like “unions should keep their nose out of politics! It’s a bad look!” And I just cannot fathom what it’s like to be that stupid…
January 25, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Living in the south is wild because our local autoworkers are big mad about the UAW saying they stand with MN. They’re out here complaining like “unions should keep their nose out of politics! It’s a bad look!” And I just cannot fathom what it’s like to be that stupid…
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A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.
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I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.
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I hope Democratic senators and congressmen understand, out of pure lizard-brain self-interest if moral decency happens to be unavailable, what is at stake for them if they don't handle this the right way. This is a true "If not now, when?" moment.
January 24, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I hope Democratic senators and congressmen understand, out of pure lizard-brain self-interest if moral decency happens to be unavailable, what is at stake for them if they don't handle this the right way. This is a true "If not now, when?" moment.
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Call of Duty sucks, play JRPGs
January 24, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Call of Duty sucks, play JRPGs
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As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
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Generally speaking. People in power gain nothing by telling the oppressed the truth.
January 24, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Generally speaking. People in power gain nothing by telling the oppressed the truth.
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What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?
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Last thing. the male gullibility crisis goes beyond gambling. Imagine joining ICE and really believing that any member of the administration you work for is going to seriously defend you when the time finally comes for accountability for your crimes. Honestly you deserve to go broke on DraftKings
January 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Last thing. the male gullibility crisis goes beyond gambling. Imagine joining ICE and really believing that any member of the administration you work for is going to seriously defend you when the time finally comes for accountability for your crimes. Honestly you deserve to go broke on DraftKings
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"Who brings a gun to a protest?!?"
Kyle Rittenhouse did. And he fucking killed people. And you all made him a poster boy for it.
Don't Tread On Me my ass.
Kyle Rittenhouse did. And he fucking killed people. And you all made him a poster boy for it.
Don't Tread On Me my ass.
January 24, 2026 at 8:10 PM
"Who brings a gun to a protest?!?"
Kyle Rittenhouse did. And he fucking killed people. And you all made him a poster boy for it.
Don't Tread On Me my ass.
Kyle Rittenhouse did. And he fucking killed people. And you all made him a poster boy for it.
Don't Tread On Me my ass.
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We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
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I am trying not to post on these events in this state of mind but: I hope people understand what the observers are doing is brave and dangerous.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I am trying not to post on these events in this state of mind but: I hope people understand what the observers are doing is brave and dangerous.
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Hey if you have a problem with the White House sharing A.I. generated photos of their political enemies great reminder to not also do that
January 23, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Hey if you have a problem with the White House sharing A.I. generated photos of their political enemies great reminder to not also do that
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 AM
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars