🐩 Trainer Jess 🐩
trainerjess.bsky.social
🐩 Trainer Jess 🐩
@trainerjess.bsky.social
Sci-fi/Fantasy author. Dog trainer. Secular homeschooler. Charging enthusiastically down every random rabbit hole on the internet.
Just did Redwall read aloud with my kids the last 3 weeks. I enjoyed it as much this time as I did when I was in 3rd grade. 💕
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Kind of amazing actually that there are people who are sufficiently online enough to be on Bsky and following you, but not sufficiently online enough to have known about the pineapple thing. They must exist in a very weird pocket of the internet.
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I finally upgraded this year to get rid of all my lightning cables, but I put off upgrading for a very long time. If USBC stays solid, I am content.
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It is sort of funny that these people believe they can come out on top of this kind of negotiation while simultaneously flying blind. Even if you know what healthcare you need in this moment, you have no clue what you’ll need next month or even tomorrow.
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Right? Some people should rightfully be ostracized. Not given an award just for being marginally less shitty.
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
As the uncultured swine that I am, I once found out that the keurig really doesn’t care whether you put the coffee mug under it or not. 🤦🏻‍♀️
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I feel like I missed something big… 😬
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
My preference would probably be elephant shrews, but I agree that capybaras are the more reasonable negotiators…
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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and if you *are* a ghoul, faking decency is the price of admission into polite society. seethe about it on your own time
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
This gives me hope. Flying through ATL tomorrow and I’m hoping that since my flight is wayyyyyy too early in the morning it won’t be affected. Pretty sure they’ll be cutting mid-day flights first during the busiest hours…
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I think about this every time a new social media platform is announced and we have to produce new and different content but the vast majority of those platforms never stick. I’m glad Bsky is here but I will never forget the whole Clubhouse push. 😅
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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He is proof that our empathy is our super power. It’s the one thing no one on the other side expects or understands. And AI can’t help them with it. 🔥
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I think my son also really enjoys the feeling of independence and being able to be helpful. Because sometimes he will just randomly let me know that he went and got milk or dish soap because we were out or whatever thing he noticed. It is very nice.
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Yeah. I was telling her how sad I am because all of our local concert venues are also 18+ so there is no teen music scene or anything else. Kind of depressing to not be able to vicariously enjoy these things with her as a parent now. :/
October 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My mom took me when I was 15? I hoped to take my daughter this weekend but it’s all 18 or 21+ now, so I guess she’ll have to wait.
October 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM