🐩 Trainer Jess 🐩
@trainerjess.bsky.social
Sci-fi/Fantasy author. Dog trainer. Secular homeschooler. Charging enthusiastically down every random rabbit hole on the internet.
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🐩 Trainer Jess 🐩
@trainerjess.bsky.social
· Dec 25
An Abominable Affair
Amazon.com: An Abominable Affair eBook : Syn, Maddie: Kindle Store
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A few years ago I accidentally wrote this sort of spicy romance about an abominable snowman because, well, I misunderstood the instructions for an anthology… Anyway, it’s one of my most favorite things I’ve ever written, and I personally think this cover is just amazing
www.amazon.com/dp/B0BJF18Y8L
www.amazon.com/dp/B0BJF18Y8L
Fascinated by people at our local grocery store who performatively protest self-checkouts on the day before Thanksgiving. There are human checkouts right there but this guy went to self checkout, then stomped around to find someone to assist him, all so he could loudly complain about how awful it is
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Fascinated by people at our local grocery store who performatively protest self-checkouts on the day before Thanksgiving. There are human checkouts right there but this guy went to self checkout, then stomped around to find someone to assist him, all so he could loudly complain about how awful it is
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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and if you *are* a ghoul, faking decency is the price of admission into polite society. seethe about it on your own time
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
and if you *are* a ghoul, faking decency is the price of admission into polite society. seethe about it on your own time
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He is proof that our empathy is our super power. It’s the one thing no one on the other side expects or understands. And AI can’t help them with it. 🔥
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
He is proof that our empathy is our super power. It’s the one thing no one on the other side expects or understands. And AI can’t help them with it. 🔥
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Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.
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I thought he was gonna end all wars. I’m so confused.
October 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I thought he was gonna end all wars. I’m so confused.
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If you hark back to your childhood as being better, simpler times, you're harking back to a time when the same problems still existed they were just either hidden from you or taken care of for you by someone else.
October 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If you hark back to your childhood as being better, simpler times, you're harking back to a time when the same problems still existed they were just either hidden from you or taken care of for you by someone else.
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this is the people's ballroom
October 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
this is the people's ballroom
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i have about two million followers across three platforms. statistically, about 20,000 of you are in the top 1% in terms of wealth. if any of you feel like leaving me your home in a walkable neighborhood when you die, that would make for a very heartwarming social media story.
October 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i have about two million followers across three platforms. statistically, about 20,000 of you are in the top 1% in terms of wealth. if any of you feel like leaving me your home in a walkable neighborhood when you die, that would make for a very heartwarming social media story.
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Me a month ago: "I wanna know what Graham Platner looks like with his shirt off."
Monkey's paw finger: *curls*
Monkey's paw finger: *curls*
Ok, calling it now. Graham Platner hot
Graham Platner is blunt, even proud, about how he’s benefitted from government programs. He went to college on the GI Bill. His healthcare is free—paid for by four tours in Iraq & Afghanistan.
"But watching your friends die as the bar to meet for decent healthcare is disgusting.” trib.al/ohYlK9C
"But watching your friends die as the bar to meet for decent healthcare is disgusting.” trib.al/ohYlK9C
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Me a month ago: "I wanna know what Graham Platner looks like with his shirt off."
Monkey's paw finger: *curls*
Monkey's paw finger: *curls*
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Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
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No image has ever spoken so succinctly about the current situation in the US.
October 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
No image has ever spoken so succinctly about the current situation in the US.
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Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
A TV Character from their day:
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
A TV Character from their day:
This Halligan story is just so… I don’t even know. You’d think we’d all get burnt out on watching the same amateur hour B.S. every week, and yet, somehow it can still be shocking in new and hilarious ways.
October 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This Halligan story is just so… I don’t even know. You’d think we’d all get burnt out on watching the same amateur hour B.S. every week, and yet, somehow it can still be shocking in new and hilarious ways.
What’s really interesting about this at the moment is that the site I need to access is working. But the 2FA is tied to something on AWS, so that one thing is not working
October 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
What’s really interesting about this at the moment is that the site I need to access is working. But the 2FA is tied to something on AWS, so that one thing is not working
Gotta love finding out exactly how many things we use in daily life are tied back to AWS. Fortunately for me, it’s just all the kids’ schoolwork that has ground to a halt for the day. Maybe they can appreciate this break and we can watch a movie or something.
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Gotta love finding out exactly how many things we use in daily life are tied back to AWS. Fortunately for me, it’s just all the kids’ schoolwork that has ground to a halt for the day. Maybe they can appreciate this break and we can watch a movie or something.
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To everyone who protested for those without the privilege … thank you.
October 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
To everyone who protested for those without the privilege … thank you.
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Hey I have a book out today which makes another completed trilogy!
But I'm super duper stressed at work so I've got no time to make a fun post.
If you enjoy dark sci-fantasy, trauma/healing, found family and weird and wild worlds, check out my Inner Universe series!
But I'm super duper stressed at work so I've got no time to make a fun post.
If you enjoy dark sci-fantasy, trauma/healing, found family and weird and wild worlds, check out my Inner Universe series!
October 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Hey I have a book out today which makes another completed trilogy!
But I'm super duper stressed at work so I've got no time to make a fun post.
If you enjoy dark sci-fantasy, trauma/healing, found family and weird and wild worlds, check out my Inner Universe series!
But I'm super duper stressed at work so I've got no time to make a fun post.
If you enjoy dark sci-fantasy, trauma/healing, found family and weird and wild worlds, check out my Inner Universe series!
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If you work in shelter or rescue, this piece is gold. Kim Monteith interviewed veterinary behaviourist Dr. Karen van Haaften about using medication to support shelter animals for Barks From the Guild by The Pet Professional Guild
www.petprofessionalguild.com/barks/barks-...
www.petprofessionalguild.com/barks/barks-...
Bridging Training and Treatment: A Behaviorist’s Advice on Using Medications to Support Shelter Animals - Pet Professional Guild
By Kim Monteith
www.petprofessionalguild.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If you work in shelter or rescue, this piece is gold. Kim Monteith interviewed veterinary behaviourist Dr. Karen van Haaften about using medication to support shelter animals for Barks From the Guild by The Pet Professional Guild
www.petprofessionalguild.com/barks/barks-...
www.petprofessionalguild.com/barks/barks-...
Also, my brain was itchy this weekend so I started drafting a new novel again for the first time in almost 3 years. I’m pretty jazzed about it and trying not to pressure myself to turn it into some kind of forced commercial success. I just want to enjoy the process.
October 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Also, my brain was itchy this weekend so I started drafting a new novel again for the first time in almost 3 years. I’m pretty jazzed about it and trying not to pressure myself to turn it into some kind of forced commercial success. I just want to enjoy the process.
🐩🐩🐩 A trainer and breeder a few hours away from me has retired and I was able to purchase her entire agility equipment setup, which meant driving 6 hours yesterday with a very large trailer and now I have sooo much work to do in my yard, but YAYYYYYY!!!!
October 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
🐩🐩🐩 A trainer and breeder a few hours away from me has retired and I was able to purchase her entire agility equipment setup, which meant driving 6 hours yesterday with a very large trailer and now I have sooo much work to do in my yard, but YAYYYYYY!!!!