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Just beyond parody at this point
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Just beyond parody at this point
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When you find us sitting toothless and penniless in the crumbling remains of our once tolerable home it will because we have discovered this fucking NYT Scrabble knockoff and now that's all we do.
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 AM
When you find us sitting toothless and penniless in the crumbling remains of our once tolerable home it will because we have discovered this fucking NYT Scrabble knockoff and now that's all we do.
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Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
"The leopard repeatedly ate my face and I regret ever shopping at the Leopards Who Eat Faces Emporium."
February 4, 2026 at 12:35 PM
"The leopard repeatedly ate my face and I regret ever shopping at the Leopards Who Eat Faces Emporium."
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This is not turning out to be the investment I had hoped for.
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
This is not turning out to be the investment I had hoped for.
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This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.
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I feel like getting the dudes who demand government issued girlfriends out of the gene pool might be one of those problems that solves itself
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I feel like getting the dudes who demand government issued girlfriends out of the gene pool might be one of those problems that solves itself
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“No,” Arthur said, “look, it’s very, very simple…. All I want… is a cup of tea. You are going to make one for me. Now keep quiet and listen."
“The company is trialling an AI-powered chatbot, which can help match drinks with customer moods, and is introducing the ability to schedule orders in a bid to reduce customer waits.”
Starbucks bets on robots to brew a turnaround and win customers
Chief executive Brian Niccol explains why he thinks AI will help the coffee giant regain its buzz.
www.bbc.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:25 PM
“No,” Arthur said, “look, it’s very, very simple…. All I want… is a cup of tea. You are going to make one for me. Now keep quiet and listen."
He's a big lad, all yours mate I don't want any trouble.
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
He's a big lad, all yours mate I don't want any trouble.
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a lot of americans are convinced we need to re-invent the entire financial wheel just because they're still paying for things with cheques. This is a you problem/skill issue, guys
February 2, 2026 at 9:53 AM
a lot of americans are convinced we need to re-invent the entire financial wheel just because they're still paying for things with cheques. This is a you problem/skill issue, guys
The tags suggest they had to buy him a new bag and hat.
liam and his dad are home!
and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
February 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The tags suggest they had to buy him a new bag and hat.
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Someone who has no interest in football whatsoever sent this to me. It may be the greatest post-match interview ever recorded. From the man known to Bristol City fans as "Skeletor". The good stuff starts at about 1m30s.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Swindon Town - Ian Holloway rages against football authorities - BBC Sounds
Manager on 3-1 home victory over Barrow (L2) and sanctions after Luton win (EFL Trophy).
www.bbc.co.uk
February 1, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Someone who has no interest in football whatsoever sent this to me. It may be the greatest post-match interview ever recorded. From the man known to Bristol City fans as "Skeletor". The good stuff starts at about 1m30s.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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I really, really hope their time comes. Wankers.
“[Liam] keeps asking about that hat and that backpack that are in the picture,” the congressman said. “I think they took that from him.”
www.cnn.com/2026/01/28/u...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/28/u...
Rep. Joaquin Castro meets with the 5-year-old boy held with his father at a Texas detention facility | CNN
US Rep. Joaquin Castro met Wednesday with Liam Conejo Ramos, the 5-year-old Minnesota boy taken from his family’s suburban Minneapolis driveway last week after federal agents apprehended his father, t...
www.cnn.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I really, really hope their time comes. Wankers.
Subheadline Of The Year 2026 has been won already.
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Subheadline Of The Year 2026 has been won already.
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JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
Pluribus S2 looks shit.
January 27, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Pluribus S2 looks shit.
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You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history
January 27, 2026 at 2:11 AM
You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history
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For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 AM
For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.