topless romantic
@toplessromantic.bsky.social
writing meet-cutes and shitposting from the tub.
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i only have eyes for you, the grave robbers took everything else.
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"Kids! come down for dinner! The ham and bananas hollandaise is ready!"
October 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Kids! come down for dinner! The ham and bananas hollandaise is ready!"
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Pete Hegseth still with no skills
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Pete Hegseth still with no skills
what time rapture CDT?
September 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
what time rapture CDT?
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if you’re an isolated, angsty, strange young man, please know that you can become a Kierkegaard scholar instead of joining fringe online communities
September 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
if you’re an isolated, angsty, strange young man, please know that you can become a Kierkegaard scholar instead of joining fringe online communities
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She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩
August 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩
“Nice car, jerk. Where’d you get it…”
August 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“Nice car, jerk. Where’d you get it…”
share, like, and follow me into the dark
July 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
share, like, and follow me into the dark
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Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
June 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
someone came up 2 me in the gym today as i was about to start on the hip thrust machine and asked if she could get in her reps in between my sets & i said “idk CAN u???” & this is why i cant make friends
June 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
someone came up 2 me in the gym today as i was about to start on the hip thrust machine and asked if she could get in her reps in between my sets & i said “idk CAN u???” & this is why i cant make friends
everything’s great walking on the treadmill at the gym until you accidentally open the front facing camera
June 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
everything’s great walking on the treadmill at the gym until you accidentally open the front facing camera
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they might be homophones, but if you want others to take your sexting seriously, then be mindful of using 'yr' and 'ur' correctly
one is possessive, the other is a contraction. so when typing with one hand, remember it's 'show me yr big milkers' and 'ur making me cum' not the other way around!🙏😎
one is possessive, the other is a contraction. so when typing with one hand, remember it's 'show me yr big milkers' and 'ur making me cum' not the other way around!🙏😎
May 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
they might be homophones, but if you want others to take your sexting seriously, then be mindful of using 'yr' and 'ur' correctly
one is possessive, the other is a contraction. so when typing with one hand, remember it's 'show me yr big milkers' and 'ur making me cum' not the other way around!🙏😎
one is possessive, the other is a contraction. so when typing with one hand, remember it's 'show me yr big milkers' and 'ur making me cum' not the other way around!🙏😎
live, laugh, lobotomize me, cap’n
May 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
live, laugh, lobotomize me, cap’n
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DRACULA: *singing completely off the beat at karaoke* goud lahk babe! goud lahk babe! ah ah ah
May 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
DRACULA: *singing completely off the beat at karaoke* goud lahk babe! goud lahk babe! ah ah ah
leaving my dishes unwashed so the ghosts have something to do
May 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
leaving my dishes unwashed so the ghosts have something to do
my bf is shitting rn
May 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
my bf is shitting rn
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being covered in salt would cure me
April 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
being covered in salt would cure me
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my body is a shirley temple
my body is a temple bar
March 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
my body is a shirley temple
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Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite
-self deprechaun
-self deprechaun
March 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite
-self deprechaun
-self deprechaun
i didn’t have “saving the single egg in my fridge for a special occasion” on my vision board for 2025 but here we are
March 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
i didn’t have “saving the single egg in my fridge for a special occasion” on my vision board for 2025 but here we are
who up dabbling in the dark arts?
March 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
who up dabbling in the dark arts?
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They should invent a constitution that isn’t written on magicians flash paper
March 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They should invent a constitution that isn’t written on magicians flash paper
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Who up spreading their wings and learning how to fly?
March 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Who up spreading their wings and learning how to fly?