The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴☠️
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Parody Journalist. Lefty Pacifist. Enormous Pianist 🎹
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Happiest of birthdays Heavenly Birthdays to James Marshall “Jimi” Hendrix 🔥
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Happiest of birthdays Heavenly Birthdays to James Marshall “Jimi” Hendrix 🔥
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“Sounds about right” was my first thought. But on second thought, why use a word that denigrates women to describe a particular rapist and his followers who denigrate women. Tpricklican would be much more accurate.
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“Sounds about right” was my first thought. But on second thought, why use a word that denigrates women to describe a particular rapist and his followers who denigrate women. Tpricklican would be much more accurate.
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She shoulda been PRESIDENT. 👇🏼
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
She shoulda been PRESIDENT. 👇🏼
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Fashy crimes against humanity distraction deserves a horse video 🐴
~ Kristi Noem
~ Kristi Noem
this extremely fashy Trump cult of personality ad featuring Kristi Noem ran this morning on Fox & Friends
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Fashy crimes against humanity distraction deserves a horse video 🐴
~ Kristi Noem
~ Kristi Noem
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If you had questions about Trump's "assassination attempts" wait until you see info about the guy who shot the National Guard troops. He was a CIA trained killer who worked in an elite unit in Afghanistan known for killing civilians. Now he travelled from Wash state to DC to shoot random troops 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Note how the shooter has already been granted asylum by Trump 🧐 📝
National Guard shooting.
Anyone think it weird that when Trump is in trouble politically, there is magically a high-profile shooting against him or his followers?
Anyone think it weird that when Trump is in trouble politically, there is magically a high-profile shooting against him or his followers?
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Note how the shooter has already been granted asylum by Trump 🧐 📝
National Guard shooting.
Anyone think it weird that when Trump is in trouble politically, there is magically a high-profile shooting against him or his followers?
Anyone think it weird that when Trump is in trouble politically, there is magically a high-profile shooting against him or his followers?
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Note how the shooter has already been granted asylum by Trump 🧐 📝
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Are we putting together the puzzle pieces yet, folks. This entertainment industry-driven administration lives to wag the dog
National Guard shooting.
Anyone think it weird that when Trump is in trouble politically, there is magically a high-profile shooting against him or his followers?
Anyone think it weird that when Trump is in trouble politically, there is magically a high-profile shooting against him or his followers?
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Are we putting together the puzzle pieces yet, folks. This entertainment industry-driven administration lives to wag the dog
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Note how the shooter was already granted asylum by Trump 🧐 📝
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Note how the shooter was already granted asylum by Trump 🧐 📝
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Do not forget Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein!! Also Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Do not forget Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein!! Also Happy Thanksgiving!
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Just keep food in your mouth at all times so you don’t have to talk to anyone!
Please come back for more Thanksgiving tips!
Please come back for more Thanksgiving tips!
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Just keep food in your mouth at all times so you don’t have to talk to anyone!
Please come back for more Thanksgiving tips!
Please come back for more Thanksgiving tips!
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Yup. Just with paid extras that may not have fully realised their role beforehand, I fear 😖😭
Mob gonna mob. 🤬
Mob gonna mob. 🤬
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Yup. Just with paid extras that may not have fully realised their role beforehand, I fear 😖😭
Mob gonna mob. 🤬
Mob gonna mob. 🤬
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Or, Trumplicunt…???
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Or, Trumplicunt…???
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Interesting way to spell "moron..."
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Interesting way to spell "moron..."
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Pedophile is just fine.
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Pedophile is just fine.