The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴☠️
@theastutegaloot.bsky.social
Parody Journalist. Lefty Pacifist. Enormous Pianist 🎹
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Happiest of birthdays Heavenly Birthdays to James Marshall “Jimi” Hendrix 🔥
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Happiest of birthdays Heavenly Birthdays to James Marshall “Jimi” Hendrix 🔥
“This pilgrim c*nt.” ~ 🦃
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“This pilgrim c*nt.” ~ 🦃
Trump likes the young turkeys 🦃 ‼️
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Trump likes the young turkeys 🦃 ‼️
Or, Trumplicunt…???
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Or, Trumplicunt…???
Fani Willis Wins 🏆
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Fani Willis Wins 🏆
Tepublicans or Trumplicans don’t hold a candle to the party of ‘PEDOLICANS’
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Tepublicans or Trumplicans don’t hold a candle to the party of ‘PEDOLICANS’
This hosed article, this misleading photo, this traitorous publication, and this pratfall of a Kennedy are precisely what’s wrong with this county today.
RFK Jr. is a problem.
RFK Jr. is a problem.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This hosed article, this misleading photo, this traitorous publication, and this pratfall of a Kennedy are precisely what’s wrong with this county today.
RFK Jr. is a problem.
RFK Jr. is a problem.
Looks like Trump wants to blow Obama now, too ;) 🧣
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Looks like Trump wants to blow Obama now, too ;) 🧣
Newt knits now 🧶
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Newt knits now 🧶
“We’ll adopt your baby!!”
~ The Gingriches
~ The Gingriches
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
“We’ll adopt your baby!!”
~ The Gingriches
~ The Gingriches
Ryan Lizza waxes jizz poetic for RFK Jr. 🤮
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ryan Lizza waxes jizz poetic for RFK Jr. 🤮
If you’re not a fan of this man, I got NO respect for ya. 🎤
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you’re not a fan of this man, I got NO respect for ya. 🎤
I love the smell of SOCIALISM in the morning!
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I love the smell of SOCIALISM in the morning!
Sick people
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sick people
I love ya, Molly ♾️ 💯
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I love ya, Molly ♾️ 💯
Ms. Piggy’s Statement:
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ms. Piggy’s Statement:
Oh, Liberace would be proud, but none more delighted than Bubba himself 😜
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oh, Liberace would be proud, but none more delighted than Bubba himself 😜
Says the third reich’s fav sweetheart
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Says the third reich’s fav sweetheart
218-0 RELEASE THE EPSTEIN KRAKEN
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
218-0 RELEASE THE EPSTEIN KRAKEN
What a joke these people are — maybe try another YouTube influencer.
FEMA’s been leaderless & worthless for how long…? And, just imagine if there were more natural disasters cropping up in your town ⚠️
FEMA’s been leaderless & worthless for how long…? And, just imagine if there were more natural disasters cropping up in your town ⚠️
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
What a joke these people are — maybe try another YouTube influencer.
FEMA’s been leaderless & worthless for how long…? And, just imagine if there were more natural disasters cropping up in your town ⚠️
FEMA’s been leaderless & worthless for how long…? And, just imagine if there were more natural disasters cropping up in your town ⚠️
Oh, this funny!
Megyn R. Kelly 🤣
Megyn R. Kelly 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oh, this funny!
Megyn R. Kelly 🤣
Megyn R. Kelly 🤣
