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Parody Journalist. Lefty Pacifist. Enormous Pianist 🎹

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November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Three years running, the soundtrack of Thanksgiving is John’s live broadcast on “Life with John Mayer” on SiriusXM channel 14.

Started live at 10:00 am PT, but you can restart from the top anytime.
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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rapbastardz.bsky.social
Mix of hickory and cherry wood for a nice blend of bite and sweet in the smoke flavor. Now we play the waiting game. Need the smoker to get up to 225° F before the brisket goes on.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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He provides the same amount of foreplay, however.
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November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Can't sit on the couch, can't eat the food. Yeah, this tracks.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Ah my new favorite game: AI slop or weird Republican thing?
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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ktc2.bsky.social
The correct terminology is fucking moron.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM