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Mostly baking and Newcastle United
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The director should have had Tommy Lee Jones at the end of the film go "Oh, I am old, and this country isn't for me, i guess!"
What's going on on that other website?
December 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Dewsbury-Hall sounds like Cockney rhyming slang for a gentleman’s undercarriage #NUFC
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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ואף ביתר שאת
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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"Left on the economy, right on the culture," is just fascism in the end. Also it will never take you left on the economy in the long run, because a machine built for eating people will keep eating people.
"Left on the economy, right on culture" is also, as needs repeating a hundred thousand time, the central lie of fascism.

OF COURSE it appeals to the in-group who thinks their well-being AND their prejudices will be pandered to.
The thing about "left on the economy, right on culture" is it's based on analysis of swing voters. Those voters are often low attention and their politics are often not especially coherent. Which is fine for them, it's not their job to run the country, but, you know, the government is
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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And I'll keep on fighting for the things I want
Because I know that when you're dead you can't
And I'd rather be a free man in my grave
than live my life a puppet or a slave

Rest in power Jimmy Cliff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmc5...
The Harder They Come
YouTube video by Jimmy Cliff - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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A victorious day for just put the ball in the fucking box corner taking really
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Roses are red
Violets are exquisite
"I'm just a Lord, standing in front of a wall, having a piss."
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
כאיש בריאות הנפש אני בוחר לאכול עוד רוגלעך
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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The West has Fallen. The Mayor of New York City is an Arsenal fan.
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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What do we think theyre talking about
November 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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BIG NICK MAKES IT TWO!!!!! 😍
October 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Nick Pope
October 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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The more I look at this photo, the more wonders it discloses. Allow me a mini-thread:
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Films: We need to hack a keycard, obtained by seducing one of the guards. We then need to drop in from the skylight after jumping from a plane, and dodge all of the lasers and traps, carefully switching the jewels for fakes that weigh the same to avoid tripping the alarm.

Real life:
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Goal!! Out of nowhere the ball drops to Lois Joel who hits an absolute rocket from distance to keep us in the game!!

2-2

#NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen
October 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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absolutely incredible things are happening. someone should write a poem about it
September 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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“A shot of Arteta’s salty tears please, Barman” #nufc
September 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The thick of it
Faulty towers
Seinfeld
The League of gentlemen
Yes prime minister
A bit of Fry & Laurie
The Royle family
Black adder
Brooklyn nine nine
The Simpsons
The Thick Of it
Porridge (the original series)
It Ain't Half Hot Mum
Coupling (seasons 1-3)
Faulty Towers
Open All Hours
The Golden Girls
Brooklyn Nine Nine
Cheers
M*A*S*H
Only Fools & Horses
Porridge
Blackadder (S2-4)
Peep Show
Red Dwarf
The Vicar Of Dibley
Scrubs
Fawlty Towers
One Foot In The Grave
Outnumbered
September 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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The Kabbalistic Tree of Baking

Whereby divine Volume emanates to the lower vessels & is differentiated into units
September 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
September 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired
September 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM