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PaulRobson666
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I try not to take owt too seriously (I'm not infallible though).
#FoulmouthedAndFlippant
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Just finished watching 'Press Gang' on #ITVX and I find myself falling in love with Julia Sawalha all over again.

She's absolutely gorgeous; today as she was yesteryear.
🥰🥰🥰
Julia Sawalha playing 'Lynda Day' in 'Press Gang' (1989-1993). Julia Sawalha as 'Helen Hutchinson' in 'Vera' (2024)
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
How fucking vulgar.
It's a room in The White House. The amount of gilt surfaces is fucking nauseating.
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
Fucking #FC24 manager.

One of my main objectives this season is "Five clean sheets at home".

Can I get them?
Can I fuck.
Bunch of cunts.
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
Make them aal stay in The Toon this international break to sort this shit out.
Management/Coaches need a good hard look in the mirror.
The owners should be putting "feelers" out; cos I think Eddie's got until the derby (lose that and he'll defo be gone) to turn it around.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
For fucks sake.
Burn should've been yanked after the first penalty appeal.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
Yay. It's match day.

EpiPens at the ready?
Let's hope they're not needed.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 AM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
Nee lies detected.

RIP Dudley Moore.
saucyseventies.bsky.social Saucy Seventies @saucyseventies.bsky.social · 4d
In 1978 Dudley Moore gave a chilling prediction on the state of the UK political parties in 2025.
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
A million bucks probably weighs about ten kilos (especially if they're singles).
#JustSaying
hayterstv.bsky.social Hayters TV @hayterstv.bsky.social · 6d
Bruno Guimaraes: "Today was like playing with 10 extra kilos on my back!" 🤢

Eddie Howe: "He [Bruno] told me that he felt a million dollars this morning!" 😂
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
Things you love to see.

What I want to kna though is:
To whom does the "chicken fillet" belong?
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
That should give The Lads a bit of a confidence boost.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
newcastleunited.com Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 6d
ANOTHER BIG WIN IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! 👊
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
Hell of a start to the second-half.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
newcastleunited.com Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 6d
JOELINTOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Joelinton makes it 2-0!
November 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
When it's full, I hope they empty it on Gordon.
That should wake him up a bit.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 6d
The piss tank on the ISS is now 34% full.
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
For god's sake Eddie, tell Gordon he can have an early bath.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
Totally unmarked. Fantastic header. That'll dee me.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
newcastleunited.com Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 6d
BIG DAN BURNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! 🤩
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
I'm not the slightest bit optimistic the neet.

Which can only mean thrash'em (hopefully).🤞
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
Jesus. It's like fucking Guy Fawkes neet oot there.
#NoisyFuckers
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
I'm ganna make meself happy (not like that. Not after such a flaccid performance) by watching the hopefully rejuvenated Lasses performance against Ipswich.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
#nufc #hwtl ⚫⚪
Absolute...
A very sad looking Golden Retriever laying an "egg".
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
Fuck me sideways... He's caught one.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
paulrobson666.bsky.social PaulRobson666 @paulrobson666.bsky.social · 9d
CATCH THE FUCKING BALL MAN POPEY.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
CATCH THE FUCKING BALL MAN POPEY.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
30 seconds of excellence, 45 plus minutes of exasperation.

This is ganna take one hell of a Eddie Howe halftime bollocking to sort out.

#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
FFS.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
Howay man lads. Wake up.

We're currently fertilizing their pitch (shit all over it).
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
Divn't fucking waste that let-off.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
November 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
Let's gan lads. Pop their fucking bubbles.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
soap bubbles are floating in the air in the dark
Alt: Soap bubbles are floating in the air in the dark. A huge one pops in spectacular fashion.
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November 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM