Razor
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A Newcastle United realist. Make the occasional excellent post. Funnier than anyone gives me credit for. Gamer / wrestling fan / basic bitch nerd. I'll piss you off at some point because I have opinions.
Igor Tudor.
But why did he chew her?
But why did he chew her?
🚨 Tottenham Hotspur reach verbal agreement with Igor Tudor to become interim head coach. 47yo Croatian set to sign #THFC contract to end of season; no permanent option. Arrives with big-club experience. Process led by Venkatesham & Lange 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social
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Tottenham verbally agree deal to appoint Igor Tudor as interim head coach
The club have moved for a temporary appointment following the dismissal of Thomas Frank on Wednesday.
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February 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Igor Tudor.
But why did he chew her?
But why did he chew her?
The previews for this look great and I'm so happy it's back.
#IGNFanFest is almost here and so is the long-awaited new season of the beloved comedy Scrubs.
Join series stars Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke, and Donald Faison as the break down the show’s return. Tune in February 25-26 wherever you get IGN.
Join series stars Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke, and Donald Faison as the break down the show’s return. Tune in February 25-26 wherever you get IGN.
February 13, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The previews for this look great and I'm so happy it's back.
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Labour’s vote is collapsing everywhere.
In Peterborough last night, as in Gorton and Denton, voting Green is the only way to stop Reform.
In Peterborough last night, as in Gorton and Denton, voting Green is the only way to stop Reform.
Fletton & Woodston (Peterborough) Council By-Election Result:
➡️ RFM: 29.4% (New)
🌍 GRN: 27.6% (+16.2)
🌳 CON: 21.8% (-11.8)
🌹 LAB: 16.8% (-31.2)
🔶 LDM: 4.4% (-0.7)
No TUSC (-1.9) as previous.
Reform GAIN from Labour.
Changes w/ 2024.
➡️ RFM: 29.4% (New)
🌍 GRN: 27.6% (+16.2)
🌳 CON: 21.8% (-11.8)
🌹 LAB: 16.8% (-31.2)
🔶 LDM: 4.4% (-0.7)
No TUSC (-1.9) as previous.
Reform GAIN from Labour.
Changes w/ 2024.
February 13, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Labour’s vote is collapsing everywhere.
In Peterborough last night, as in Gorton and Denton, voting Green is the only way to stop Reform.
In Peterborough last night, as in Gorton and Denton, voting Green is the only way to stop Reform.
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This woman in Crowborough who took down flags is a hero and I hope she's ok.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
This woman in Crowborough who took down flags is a hero and I hope she's ok.
Anglo-Saxons, Normans, Romans, Vikings, Celts, Picts – we're an island race historically comprised of inhabitants from all sorts of places.
You dumbass racist fuck.
You dumbass racist fuck.
February 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Anglo-Saxons, Normans, Romans, Vikings, Celts, Picts – we're an island race historically comprised of inhabitants from all sorts of places.
You dumbass racist fuck.
You dumbass racist fuck.
How many games do they have to win for him to get a life?
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 PM
How many games do they have to win for him to get a life?
This season is hanging on the FA Cup, in my opinion.
Palace won it last year.
If we finished 10th, won the FA Cup & as a result qualified for the Europa League, everyone would be absolutely buzzing.
Get knocked out, finish 10th or lower with no European football and it's been a poor season. #nufc
Palace won it last year.
If we finished 10th, won the FA Cup & as a result qualified for the Europa League, everyone would be absolutely buzzing.
Get knocked out, finish 10th or lower with no European football and it's been a poor season. #nufc
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 AM
This season is hanging on the FA Cup, in my opinion.
Palace won it last year.
If we finished 10th, won the FA Cup & as a result qualified for the Europa League, everyone would be absolutely buzzing.
Get knocked out, finish 10th or lower with no European football and it's been a poor season. #nufc
Palace won it last year.
If we finished 10th, won the FA Cup & as a result qualified for the Europa League, everyone would be absolutely buzzing.
Get knocked out, finish 10th or lower with no European football and it's been a poor season. #nufc
GW26:
Crystal Palace(h): W
Leeds(h): W
Wolves(a): D
Villa(h): L
Liverpool(a): L
Brentford(h): L
Spurs(a): W
Predicted: 33pts
Actual: 36pts
Predicted a defeat, so compensation for the Brentford match which I'd predicted us to win.
#nufc
Crystal Palace(h): W
Leeds(h): W
Wolves(a): D
Villa(h): L
Liverpool(a): L
Brentford(h): L
Spurs(a): W
Predicted: 33pts
Actual: 36pts
Predicted a defeat, so compensation for the Brentford match which I'd predicted us to win.
#nufc
2ND HALF SEASON PREDICTIONS
Palace(h):W
Leeds(h):W
Wolves(a):D
Villa(h):D
L'pool(a):L
Brentford(h):W
Spurs(a):L
City(a):L
Everton(h):D
Man U(h):W
Chelsea(a):L
Scum(h):W
Palace(a):L
B'mouth(h):D
Arsenal(a):L
Brighton(h):W
Forest(a):D
W Ham(h):W
Fulham(a):D
Points: 27
Total season points: 53
#nufc
Palace(h):W
Leeds(h):W
Wolves(a):D
Villa(h):D
L'pool(a):L
Brentford(h):W
Spurs(a):L
City(a):L
Everton(h):D
Man U(h):W
Chelsea(a):L
Scum(h):W
Palace(a):L
B'mouth(h):D
Arsenal(a):L
Brighton(h):W
Forest(a):D
W Ham(h):W
Fulham(a):D
Points: 27
Total season points: 53
#nufc
February 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
GW26:
Crystal Palace(h): W
Leeds(h): W
Wolves(a): D
Villa(h): L
Liverpool(a): L
Brentford(h): L
Spurs(a): W
Predicted: 33pts
Actual: 36pts
Predicted a defeat, so compensation for the Brentford match which I'd predicted us to win.
#nufc
Crystal Palace(h): W
Leeds(h): W
Wolves(a): D
Villa(h): L
Liverpool(a): L
Brentford(h): L
Spurs(a): W
Predicted: 33pts
Actual: 36pts
Predicted a defeat, so compensation for the Brentford match which I'd predicted us to win.
#nufc
I am also pleased to be enjoying this delicious post-game cuisine.
Always knew nothing would go wrong with Gordon through the middle and Burn and Trippier at full-back 🥧 🥧 🥧 #nufc
Always knew nothing would go wrong with Gordon through the middle and Burn and Trippier at full-back 🥧 🥧 🥧 #nufc
Lovely humble pie, tastes great. #nufc
February 10, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I am also pleased to be enjoying this delicious post-game cuisine.
Always knew nothing would go wrong with Gordon through the middle and Burn and Trippier at full-back 🥧 🥧 🥧 #nufc
Always knew nothing would go wrong with Gordon through the middle and Burn and Trippier at full-back 🥧 🥧 🥧 #nufc
"Newcastle have had a more well-built squad over the years."
- Thomas Frank. A man who has never heard of Newcastle United.
- Thomas Frank. A man who has never heard of Newcastle United.
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
"Newcastle have had a more well-built squad over the years."
- Thomas Frank. A man who has never heard of Newcastle United.
- Thomas Frank. A man who has never heard of Newcastle United.
Coaching staff need to be stronger dealing with Bruno.
He might not *want* to come off, but you've left him on until he's fucked himself. #nufc
He might not *want* to come off, but you've left him on until he's fucked himself. #nufc
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Coaching staff need to be stronger dealing with Bruno.
He might not *want* to come off, but you've left him on until he's fucked himself. #nufc
He might not *want* to come off, but you've left him on until he's fucked himself. #nufc
Holy fucking shit, a victory for Newcastle United away from home in a game of association football. #nufc
a cartoon of a man with a mustache and the words well well well
ALT: a cartoon of a man with a mustache and the words well well well
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February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Holy fucking shit, a victory for Newcastle United away from home in a game of association football. #nufc
Well if Bruno's done his hamstring, that's us royally fucked.
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Well if Bruno's done his hamstring, that's us royally fucked.
Not a fan of the subs tbh.
Jacob Murphy is a spent force.
Tonali coming on is fine, but should have been for Willock, who is regressing before our eyes in this game.
Jacob Murphy is a spent force.
Tonali coming on is fine, but should have been for Willock, who is regressing before our eyes in this game.
February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Not a fan of the subs tbh.
Jacob Murphy is a spent force.
Tonali coming on is fine, but should have been for Willock, who is regressing before our eyes in this game.
Jacob Murphy is a spent force.
Tonali coming on is fine, but should have been for Willock, who is regressing before our eyes in this game.
Oh my God he's left him on.
Take him off; he's turned to shit.
February 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Oh my God he's left him on.
As an aside, I fucking hate that broadcasters can't select impartial commentators.
Why the fuck do they have to have Glenn Hoddle commentating on a Spurs match?
Have someone who represented both clubs, or neither.
Same with Sky letting Neville do Man Utd games.
Fuck. Off.
Why the fuck do they have to have Glenn Hoddle commentating on a Spurs match?
Have someone who represented both clubs, or neither.
Same with Sky letting Neville do Man Utd games.
Fuck. Off.
February 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
As an aside, I fucking hate that broadcasters can't select impartial commentators.
Why the fuck do they have to have Glenn Hoddle commentating on a Spurs match?
Have someone who represented both clubs, or neither.
Same with Sky letting Neville do Man Utd games.
Fuck. Off.
Why the fuck do they have to have Glenn Hoddle commentating on a Spurs match?
Have someone who represented both clubs, or neither.
Same with Sky letting Neville do Man Utd games.
Fuck. Off.
Joe Willock has reverted to type.
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Joe Willock has reverted to type.
That corner came from us refusing to just CLEAR THE FUCKING BALL.
Kept playing it around near our own box until we lost it.
We are dumb as fuck. We're incredibly, painfully stupid.
We don't learn. There's no need to concede that goal. Entirely avoidable. Fucking idiots. #nufc
Kept playing it around near our own box until we lost it.
We are dumb as fuck. We're incredibly, painfully stupid.
We don't learn. There's no need to concede that goal. Entirely avoidable. Fucking idiots. #nufc
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
That corner came from us refusing to just CLEAR THE FUCKING BALL.
Kept playing it around near our own box until we lost it.
We are dumb as fuck. We're incredibly, painfully stupid.
We don't learn. There's no need to concede that goal. Entirely avoidable. Fucking idiots. #nufc
Kept playing it around near our own box until we lost it.
We are dumb as fuck. We're incredibly, painfully stupid.
We don't learn. There's no need to concede that goal. Entirely avoidable. Fucking idiots. #nufc
Dan Burn a mere 5 working days late to the ball there.
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Dan Burn a mere 5 working days late to the ball there.
Honestly if Elanga doesn't get better / stronger at holding people off then he's never going to achieve anything.
As soon as anyone is shoulder to shoulder with him, they just brush him aside.
As soon as anyone is shoulder to shoulder with him, they just brush him aside.
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Honestly if Elanga doesn't get better / stronger at holding people off then he's never going to achieve anything.
As soon as anyone is shoulder to shoulder with him, they just brush him aside.
As soon as anyone is shoulder to shoulder with him, they just brush him aside.
If we lose this, I will accept people blaming the officials.
Absolutely fucking useless.
Absolutely fucking useless.
February 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
If we lose this, I will accept people blaming the officials.
Absolutely fucking useless.
Absolutely fucking useless.
We're so reluctant to shoot. It really fucks me off.
Bruno, Barnes and Gordon. Each of them in that move could have had a strike and they all just pissed about until the attack fizzled out.
Bruno, Barnes and Gordon. Each of them in that move could have had a strike and they all just pissed about until the attack fizzled out.
February 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
We're so reluctant to shoot. It really fucks me off.
Bruno, Barnes and Gordon. Each of them in that move could have had a strike and they all just pissed about until the attack fizzled out.
Bruno, Barnes and Gordon. Each of them in that move could have had a strike and they all just pissed about until the attack fizzled out.
Weren't we told when Liverpool scored a goal which looked offside that there was a 5cm margin of error?
Which we'd never heard of before and haven't heard since?
Does Willock have 5cm of hair that was offside?
How strange. What could the explanation possibly be? #nufc
Which we'd never heard of before and haven't heard since?
Does Willock have 5cm of hair that was offside?
How strange. What could the explanation possibly be? #nufc
What is the point of VAR? Why do we have it? Is it to correct obviously wrong decisions, or is it to find ridiculous reasons to disallow perfectly legitimate goals?
It was sold as the former but is being used for the latter.
It’s fucking shit.
It was sold as the former but is being used for the latter.
It’s fucking shit.
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Weren't we told when Liverpool scored a goal which looked offside that there was a 5cm margin of error?
Which we'd never heard of before and haven't heard since?
Does Willock have 5cm of hair that was offside?
How strange. What could the explanation possibly be? #nufc
Which we'd never heard of before and haven't heard since?
Does Willock have 5cm of hair that was offside?
How strange. What could the explanation possibly be? #nufc