Razor
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A Newcastle United realist. Make the occasional excellent post. Funnier than anyone gives me credit for. Gamer / wrestling fan / basic bitch nerd. I'll piss you off at some point because I have opinions.
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· Sep 14
Premier League Prediction Updated:
1. Liverpool
2. Arsenal
3. Man City
4. Spurs
5. Chelsea
6. Man Utd
7. Bournemouth
8. Newcastle Utd
9. Crystal Palace
10. Aston Villa
11. Everton
12. Brighton
13. Fulham
14. Sunderland
15. Brentford
16. Forest
17. Leeds
18. Wolves
19. West Ham
20. Burnley
#nufc
1. Liverpool
2. Arsenal
3. Man City
4. Spurs
5. Chelsea
6. Man Utd
7. Bournemouth
8. Newcastle Utd
9. Crystal Palace
10. Aston Villa
11. Everton
12. Brighton
13. Fulham
14. Sunderland
15. Brentford
16. Forest
17. Leeds
18. Wolves
19. West Ham
20. Burnley
#nufc
Crazy to me that Woltemade isn't our designated penalty taker.
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Crazy to me that Woltemade isn't our designated penalty taker.
Wish we had someone who could smack in a direct free kick from 20-30 yards.
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Wish we had someone who could smack in a direct free kick from 20-30 yards.
All very well talking about Ramsdale's weaknesses and why Howe was reluctant to drop Pope... the fact is, the club signed Ramsdale to play in goal when Pope wasn't available. Why bring in a player you never want to have to use? If he's such a drop-off, it's more terrible recruitment. #nufc
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
All very well talking about Ramsdale's weaknesses and why Howe was reluctant to drop Pope... the fact is, the club signed Ramsdale to play in goal when Pope wasn't available. Why bring in a player you never want to have to use? If he's such a drop-off, it's more terrible recruitment. #nufc
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December 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Not going to comment on that line-up.
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Not going to comment on that line-up.
Disrespectful to the club paying his wages, which has given him a platform to shine and helped him to improve.
🚨 Antoine Semenyo ready for winter or summer transfer from Bournemouth, says Ghana boss Otto Addo. Speaking after #WorldCup2026 draw, head coach told @TheAthleticFC: “With all respect for #AFCB surely it’s natural for him to take next step”
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Bournemouth’s Antoine Semenyo ready for ‘next step’ in club career – Ghana coach Otto Addo
The Athletic reported last month that the 25-year-old has a £65million release clause, which is only active until a specific date in the Jan
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Disrespectful to the club paying his wages, which has given him a platform to shine and helped him to improve.
Fuck off, you insufferable cunts.
“This is truly one of the great honours of my life.”
FIFA President Gianni Infantino gifted U.S. President Donald Trump a gold trophy, a medal and a certificate.
Trump is the winner of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.
FIFA President Gianni Infantino gifted U.S. President Donald Trump a gold trophy, a medal and a certificate.
Trump is the winner of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Fuck off, you insufferable cunts.
Am I the only one who thought Paul Dummett had already retired
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Am I the only one who thought Paul Dummett had already retired
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Journalists should have shouted "Adolf Hitler" in response.
Farage repeatedly shouts ‘Bernard Manning’ at journalists amid racism allegations
Farage repeatedly shouts ‘Bernard Manning’ at journalists amid racism allegations
Farage repeatedly shouts ‘Bernard Manning’ at journalists amid racism allegations
www.independent.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Journalists should have shouted "Adolf Hitler" in response.
Big words from the CEO but we've heard all of the "number one" and "win the title" stuff before from Staveley and Al Rumayyan.
Actions. Not words.
Weird to state such big ambitions whilst simultaneously admitting we're absolutely nowhere with stadium plans or training ground.
Actions. Not words.
Weird to state such big ambitions whilst simultaneously admitting we're absolutely nowhere with stadium plans or training ground.
🚨 '#nufc will be one of the top clubs in the WORLD by 2030.. & CAN win the Premier League'
CEO David Hopkinson BIG interview
🏟 Now considering SJP upgrades as stadium not ready for yrs
🏠 Big investment to make Training Ground 10/10
🚀 'We're a rocket ship'
Loads here 👇
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
CEO David Hopkinson BIG interview
🏟 Now considering SJP upgrades as stadium not ready for yrs
🏠 Big investment to make Training Ground 10/10
🚀 'We're a rocket ship'
Loads here 👇
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Inside Newcastle's plan to win the Premier League by 2030
Five key takeaways from the interview with Newcastle CEO David Hopkinson include a significant update on St James’ Park
inews.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Big words from the CEO but we've heard all of the "number one" and "win the title" stuff before from Staveley and Al Rumayyan.
Actions. Not words.
Weird to state such big ambitions whilst simultaneously admitting we're absolutely nowhere with stadium plans or training ground.
Actions. Not words.
Weird to state such big ambitions whilst simultaneously admitting we're absolutely nowhere with stadium plans or training ground.
Saw this and thought it was referencing Liz Truss's new show.
New Lettuce album.
Lfg.
Lfg.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Saw this and thought it was referencing Liz Truss's new show.
On the plus side, tonight's results were probably about as favourable to us as possible.
On the flipside, it's all the more infuriating that we're fucking incapable of capitalising on any decent opportunity to climb the table.
On the flipside, it's all the more infuriating that we're fucking incapable of capitalising on any decent opportunity to climb the table.
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
On the plus side, tonight's results were probably about as favourable to us as possible.
On the flipside, it's all the more infuriating that we're fucking incapable of capitalising on any decent opportunity to climb the table.
On the flipside, it's all the more infuriating that we're fucking incapable of capitalising on any decent opportunity to climb the table.
Very Christmassy that a huge section of the NUFC fanbase is waiting impatiently for the arrival of its lord and saviour, Yoane Wissa.
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Very Christmassy that a huge section of the NUFC fanbase is waiting impatiently for the arrival of its lord and saviour, Yoane Wissa.
People increasingly reinventing Yoane Wissa as prime Brazilian Ronaldo inside their own heads.
I am, Wissa will be the difference (I'm hoping)
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
People increasingly reinventing Yoane Wissa as prime Brazilian Ronaldo inside their own heads.
I hope no one's expecting anything from the derby.
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I hope no one's expecting anything from the derby.
You'll struggle to read a more patronising article than this.
Everything's fine and it's the fans' reaction which is the problem, apparently.
A single away win in the league this season and 11 points dropped from winning positions already, but the media spin is that everything's cushty. Mental.
Everything's fine and it's the fans' reaction which is the problem, apparently.
A single away win in the league this season and 11 points dropped from winning positions already, but the media spin is that everything's cushty. Mental.
⚫️⚪️⚫️ How many times do I have to say it... don't panic.
7pts from 9, #nufc are getting better & they intend to invest in January.
Analysis as a BIG December starts with frustration 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
7pts from 9, #nufc are getting better & they intend to invest in January.
Analysis as a BIG December starts with frustration 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Eddie Howe's Newcastle have an unexpected problem
That £250m summer spend hasn't fixed Newcastle's biggest issue
inews.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
You'll struggle to read a more patronising article than this.
Everything's fine and it's the fans' reaction which is the problem, apparently.
A single away win in the league this season and 11 points dropped from winning positions already, but the media spin is that everything's cushty. Mental.
Everything's fine and it's the fans' reaction which is the problem, apparently.
A single away win in the league this season and 11 points dropped from winning positions already, but the media spin is that everything's cushty. Mental.
You must be happy with a draw at home to a terrible Spurs team because Frank Pingel.
Fucking hell 😂
Fucking hell 😂
There are some seriously miserable bastards on here - just be thankful you didn’t have to live through the Frank Pingel and Rob MacDonald years (Google them) - this is a seriously good team - which will absolutely fly once they get going - and which will be continually improved by incoming and Eddie
December 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You must be happy with a draw at home to a terrible Spurs team because Frank Pingel.
Fucking hell 😂
Fucking hell 😂
Should have left Kudus in my FPL team.
Took him out because I stupidly thought Newcastle would win.
Nope, Spurs got a draw and Kudus an assist 🙄
Took him out because I stupidly thought Newcastle would win.
Nope, Spurs got a draw and Kudus an assist 🙄
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Should have left Kudus in my FPL team.
Took him out because I stupidly thought Newcastle would win.
Nope, Spurs got a draw and Kudus an assist 🙄
Took him out because I stupidly thought Newcastle would win.
Nope, Spurs got a draw and Kudus an assist 🙄
Team selection a problem AGAIN tonight.
9 of the same starting 11 who played 72 hours ago against Everton.
Is it any surprise they tire and lose concentration after 90 minutes?
Eddie is using the squad very poorly. That's why our game management is dogshit. #nufc
9 of the same starting 11 who played 72 hours ago against Everton.
Is it any surprise they tire and lose concentration after 90 minutes?
Eddie is using the squad very poorly. That's why our game management is dogshit. #nufc
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Team selection a problem AGAIN tonight.
9 of the same starting 11 who played 72 hours ago against Everton.
Is it any surprise they tire and lose concentration after 90 minutes?
Eddie is using the squad very poorly. That's why our game management is dogshit. #nufc
9 of the same starting 11 who played 72 hours ago against Everton.
Is it any surprise they tire and lose concentration after 90 minutes?
Eddie is using the squad very poorly. That's why our game management is dogshit. #nufc
Amazing how we signed a goalkeeper and a right-winger in the summer, only for those positions to remain our biggest weaknesses.
That is some shitty recruitment right there.
That is some shitty recruitment right there.
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Amazing how we signed a goalkeeper and a right-winger in the summer, only for those positions to remain our biggest weaknesses.
That is some shitty recruitment right there.
That is some shitty recruitment right there.
Hands up if you don't think Trafford is good enough either 🙋♂️
We've def not managed winning positions well enough this season, but it doesn't help when you have a goalkeeper that has conceded 3 of 4 shots on target.
I know Pope has made some mistakes too recently, but he stops one of the two tonight IMHO.
Would not be surprised to see Trafford soon. #NUFC
I know Pope has made some mistakes too recently, but he stops one of the two tonight IMHO.
Would not be surprised to see Trafford soon. #NUFC
But you have, HAVE, to win that game after that gift of a penalty.
There is a chronic mentality issue with this side.
There is a chronic mentality issue with this side.
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hands up if you don't think Trafford is good enough either 🙋♂️
Honestly don't know how we fix this team.
How do you stop players from just switching off?
Our defence STANDS AND WATCHES the ball trickle past them into the net for the late equaliser and it's another one after 90 minutes.
Is there a "stop being dickheads" switch we can flip? #nufc
How do you stop players from just switching off?
Our defence STANDS AND WATCHES the ball trickle past them into the net for the late equaliser and it's another one after 90 minutes.
Is there a "stop being dickheads" switch we can flip? #nufc
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Honestly don't know how we fix this team.
How do you stop players from just switching off?
Our defence STANDS AND WATCHES the ball trickle past them into the net for the late equaliser and it's another one after 90 minutes.
Is there a "stop being dickheads" switch we can flip? #nufc
How do you stop players from just switching off?
Our defence STANDS AND WATCHES the ball trickle past them into the net for the late equaliser and it's another one after 90 minutes.
Is there a "stop being dickheads" switch we can flip? #nufc
All very well saying Pope might have saved Spurs' second goal but that ignores the fact that him being in goal would have invited more pressure due to his inability to use his feet and, on recent form, he'd probably have thrown one into his own net earlier in the game. #nufc
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
All very well saying Pope might have saved Spurs' second goal but that ignores the fact that him being in goal would have invited more pressure due to his inability to use his feet and, on recent form, he'd probably have thrown one into his own net earlier in the game. #nufc