Razor
@razorsgc.bsky.social
A Newcastle United realist. Make the occasional excellent post. Funnier than anyone gives me credit for. Gamer / wrestling fan / basic bitch nerd. I'll piss you off at some point because I have opinions.
@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social I think I might witness my very own Charles and Jim love story.
These two have known each other for 24 hours.
These two have known each other for 24 hours.
February 16, 2026 at 8:34 PM
@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social I think I might witness my very own Charles and Jim love story.
These two have known each other for 24 hours.
These two have known each other for 24 hours.
They arrived separately from different places, at different times and didn't know each other.
Yet, fair to say they're best friends in less than 24 hours.
Yet, fair to say they're best friends in less than 24 hours.
February 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
They arrived separately from different places, at different times and didn't know each other.
Yet, fair to say they're best friends in less than 24 hours.
Yet, fair to say they're best friends in less than 24 hours.
After a very stressful few days, the poor little incontinent cat has moved to a foster home which is properly equipped to meet his needs and where he is already very happy, and I have landed myself these two absolute cuddle bugs.
February 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM
After a very stressful few days, the poor little incontinent cat has moved to a foster home which is properly equipped to meet his needs and where he is already very happy, and I have landed myself these two absolute cuddle bugs.
Zahawi should probably reflect on why people will literally walk in the middle of the road to avoid him.
Please be careful in London. I have spent 25 years there, but I have never heard a story as frightening as this one from today in which nothing at all happened.
February 15, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Zahawi should probably reflect on why people will literally walk in the middle of the road to avoid him.
Oh I wrote this without realising Woltemade scored our third 😂
It was 2-1 when I left to clear up some shit and piss. #nufc
It was 2-1 when I left to clear up some shit and piss. #nufc
- Is Woltemade a problem we can't solve? Danny Murphy losing his shit on commentary that he was never in the box for crosses.
- Someone PLEASE get Elanga some boots with studs.
- Lewis Hall must stay forever.
- Someone find a way to give Malick Thiaw a rest (not a criticism of his performance) #nufc
- Someone PLEASE get Elanga some boots with studs.
- Lewis Hall must stay forever.
- Someone find a way to give Malick Thiaw a rest (not a criticism of his performance) #nufc
February 14, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Oh I wrote this without realising Woltemade scored our third 😂
It was 2-1 when I left to clear up some shit and piss. #nufc
It was 2-1 when I left to clear up some shit and piss. #nufc
I was only half paying attention to the match due to various issues going on here (kill me, please) but here are some thoughts:
- Tonali demonstrating the benefit of TAKING A SHOT & from outside the box as well.
- Shite officials; no surprise.
- Great performance on the whole from what I saw. #nufc
- Tonali demonstrating the benefit of TAKING A SHOT & from outside the box as well.
- Shite officials; no surprise.
- Great performance on the whole from what I saw. #nufc
February 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I was only half paying attention to the match due to various issues going on here (kill me, please) but here are some thoughts:
- Tonali demonstrating the benefit of TAKING A SHOT & from outside the box as well.
- Shite officials; no surprise.
- Great performance on the whole from what I saw. #nufc
- Tonali demonstrating the benefit of TAKING A SHOT & from outside the box as well.
- Shite officials; no surprise.
- Great performance on the whole from what I saw. #nufc
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February 14, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Igor Tudor.
But why did he chew her?
But why did he chew her?
🚨 Tottenham Hotspur reach verbal agreement with Igor Tudor to become interim head coach. 47yo Croatian set to sign #THFC contract to end of season; no permanent option. Arrives with big-club experience. Process led by Venkatesham & Lange 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
Tottenham verbally agree deal to appoint Igor Tudor as interim head coach
The club have moved for a temporary appointment following the dismissal of Thomas Frank on Wednesday.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Igor Tudor.
But why did he chew her?
But why did he chew her?
The previews for this look great and I'm so happy it's back.
#IGNFanFest is almost here and so is the long-awaited new season of the beloved comedy Scrubs.
Join series stars Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke, and Donald Faison as the break down the show’s return. Tune in February 25-26 wherever you get IGN.
Join series stars Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke, and Donald Faison as the break down the show’s return. Tune in February 25-26 wherever you get IGN.
February 13, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The previews for this look great and I'm so happy it's back.
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Labour’s vote is collapsing everywhere.
In Peterborough last night, as in Gorton and Denton, voting Green is the only way to stop Reform.
In Peterborough last night, as in Gorton and Denton, voting Green is the only way to stop Reform.
Fletton & Woodston (Peterborough) Council By-Election Result:
➡️ RFM: 29.4% (New)
🌍 GRN: 27.6% (+16.2)
🌳 CON: 21.8% (-11.8)
🌹 LAB: 16.8% (-31.2)
🔶 LDM: 4.4% (-0.7)
No TUSC (-1.9) as previous.
Reform GAIN from Labour.
Changes w/ 2024.
➡️ RFM: 29.4% (New)
🌍 GRN: 27.6% (+16.2)
🌳 CON: 21.8% (-11.8)
🌹 LAB: 16.8% (-31.2)
🔶 LDM: 4.4% (-0.7)
No TUSC (-1.9) as previous.
Reform GAIN from Labour.
Changes w/ 2024.
February 13, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Labour’s vote is collapsing everywhere.
In Peterborough last night, as in Gorton and Denton, voting Green is the only way to stop Reform.
In Peterborough last night, as in Gorton and Denton, voting Green is the only way to stop Reform.
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This woman in Crowborough who took down flags is a hero and I hope she's ok.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
This woman in Crowborough who took down flags is a hero and I hope she's ok.
Anglo-Saxons, Normans, Romans, Vikings, Celts, Picts – we're an island race historically comprised of inhabitants from all sorts of places.
You dumbass racist fuck.
You dumbass racist fuck.
February 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Anglo-Saxons, Normans, Romans, Vikings, Celts, Picts – we're an island race historically comprised of inhabitants from all sorts of places.
You dumbass racist fuck.
You dumbass racist fuck.
How many games do they have to win for him to get a life?
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 PM
How many games do they have to win for him to get a life?
This season is hanging on the FA Cup, in my opinion.
Palace won it last year.
If we finished 10th, won the FA Cup & as a result qualified for the Europa League, everyone would be absolutely buzzing.
Get knocked out, finish 10th or lower with no European football and it's been a poor season. #nufc
Palace won it last year.
If we finished 10th, won the FA Cup & as a result qualified for the Europa League, everyone would be absolutely buzzing.
Get knocked out, finish 10th or lower with no European football and it's been a poor season. #nufc
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 AM
This season is hanging on the FA Cup, in my opinion.
Palace won it last year.
If we finished 10th, won the FA Cup & as a result qualified for the Europa League, everyone would be absolutely buzzing.
Get knocked out, finish 10th or lower with no European football and it's been a poor season. #nufc
Palace won it last year.
If we finished 10th, won the FA Cup & as a result qualified for the Europa League, everyone would be absolutely buzzing.
Get knocked out, finish 10th or lower with no European football and it's been a poor season. #nufc
GW26:
Crystal Palace(h): W
Leeds(h): W
Wolves(a): D
Villa(h): L
Liverpool(a): L
Brentford(h): L
Spurs(a): W
Predicted: 33pts
Actual: 36pts
Predicted a defeat, so compensation for the Brentford match which I'd predicted us to win.
#nufc
Crystal Palace(h): W
Leeds(h): W
Wolves(a): D
Villa(h): L
Liverpool(a): L
Brentford(h): L
Spurs(a): W
Predicted: 33pts
Actual: 36pts
Predicted a defeat, so compensation for the Brentford match which I'd predicted us to win.
#nufc
2ND HALF SEASON PREDICTIONS
Palace(h):W
Leeds(h):W
Wolves(a):D
Villa(h):D
L'pool(a):L
Brentford(h):W
Spurs(a):L
City(a):L
Everton(h):D
Man U(h):W
Chelsea(a):L
Scum(h):W
Palace(a):L
B'mouth(h):D
Arsenal(a):L
Brighton(h):W
Forest(a):D
W Ham(h):W
Fulham(a):D
Points: 27
Total season points: 53
#nufc
Palace(h):W
Leeds(h):W
Wolves(a):D
Villa(h):D
L'pool(a):L
Brentford(h):W
Spurs(a):L
City(a):L
Everton(h):D
Man U(h):W
Chelsea(a):L
Scum(h):W
Palace(a):L
B'mouth(h):D
Arsenal(a):L
Brighton(h):W
Forest(a):D
W Ham(h):W
Fulham(a):D
Points: 27
Total season points: 53
#nufc
February 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
GW26:
Crystal Palace(h): W
Leeds(h): W
Wolves(a): D
Villa(h): L
Liverpool(a): L
Brentford(h): L
Spurs(a): W
Predicted: 33pts
Actual: 36pts
Predicted a defeat, so compensation for the Brentford match which I'd predicted us to win.
#nufc
Crystal Palace(h): W
Leeds(h): W
Wolves(a): D
Villa(h): L
Liverpool(a): L
Brentford(h): L
Spurs(a): W
Predicted: 33pts
Actual: 36pts
Predicted a defeat, so compensation for the Brentford match which I'd predicted us to win.
#nufc
I am also pleased to be enjoying this delicious post-game cuisine.
Always knew nothing would go wrong with Gordon through the middle and Burn and Trippier at full-back 🥧 🥧 🥧 #nufc
Always knew nothing would go wrong with Gordon through the middle and Burn and Trippier at full-back 🥧 🥧 🥧 #nufc
Lovely humble pie, tastes great. #nufc
February 10, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I am also pleased to be enjoying this delicious post-game cuisine.
Always knew nothing would go wrong with Gordon through the middle and Burn and Trippier at full-back 🥧 🥧 🥧 #nufc
Always knew nothing would go wrong with Gordon through the middle and Burn and Trippier at full-back 🥧 🥧 🥧 #nufc
"Newcastle have had a more well-built squad over the years."
- Thomas Frank. A man who has never heard of Newcastle United.
- Thomas Frank. A man who has never heard of Newcastle United.
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
"Newcastle have had a more well-built squad over the years."
- Thomas Frank. A man who has never heard of Newcastle United.
- Thomas Frank. A man who has never heard of Newcastle United.
Coaching staff need to be stronger dealing with Bruno.
He might not *want* to come off, but you've left him on until he's fucked himself. #nufc
He might not *want* to come off, but you've left him on until he's fucked himself. #nufc
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Coaching staff need to be stronger dealing with Bruno.
He might not *want* to come off, but you've left him on until he's fucked himself. #nufc
He might not *want* to come off, but you've left him on until he's fucked himself. #nufc
Holy fucking shit, a victory for Newcastle United away from home in a game of association football. #nufc
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February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Holy fucking shit, a victory for Newcastle United away from home in a game of association football. #nufc
Well if Bruno's done his hamstring, that's us royally fucked.
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Well if Bruno's done his hamstring, that's us royally fucked.
Not a fan of the subs tbh.
Jacob Murphy is a spent force.
Tonali coming on is fine, but should have been for Willock, who is regressing before our eyes in this game.
Jacob Murphy is a spent force.
Tonali coming on is fine, but should have been for Willock, who is regressing before our eyes in this game.
February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Not a fan of the subs tbh.
Jacob Murphy is a spent force.
Tonali coming on is fine, but should have been for Willock, who is regressing before our eyes in this game.
Jacob Murphy is a spent force.
Tonali coming on is fine, but should have been for Willock, who is regressing before our eyes in this game.
Oh my God he's left him on.
Take him off; he's turned to shit.
February 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Oh my God he's left him on.
As an aside, I fucking hate that broadcasters can't select impartial commentators.
Why the fuck do they have to have Glenn Hoddle commentating on a Spurs match?
Have someone who represented both clubs, or neither.
Same with Sky letting Neville do Man Utd games.
Fuck. Off.
Why the fuck do they have to have Glenn Hoddle commentating on a Spurs match?
Have someone who represented both clubs, or neither.
Same with Sky letting Neville do Man Utd games.
Fuck. Off.
February 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
As an aside, I fucking hate that broadcasters can't select impartial commentators.
Why the fuck do they have to have Glenn Hoddle commentating on a Spurs match?
Have someone who represented both clubs, or neither.
Same with Sky letting Neville do Man Utd games.
Fuck. Off.
Why the fuck do they have to have Glenn Hoddle commentating on a Spurs match?
Have someone who represented both clubs, or neither.
Same with Sky letting Neville do Man Utd games.
Fuck. Off.