Bedpan's Labyrinth
@tomslackerman.bsky.social
Board game player and designer. Cars suck.
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unstoppable force (US/UK boomer need for care labour) vs immovable object (the global g20 rage against immigrant labour)
The largest generation in U.S. history is in their 70s now. And Stephen Miller’s podcaster wife thinks it’s suspicious that there’s a huge surge in home health aides.
December 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
unstoppable force (US/UK boomer need for care labour) vs immovable object (the global g20 rage against immigrant labour)
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portland oregon is a theme park for moms who like to read the clever names of small businesses out loud
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
portland oregon is a theme park for moms who like to read the clever names of small businesses out loud
"Alamo Ayahuasca House"
December 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
"Alamo Ayahuasca House"
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What’s the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
What’s the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle
At this point my mom coulda put a whole third kid through college with how much she's spent on Duraflame logs over the years.
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
At this point my mom coulda put a whole third kid through college with how much she's spent on Duraflame logs over the years.
R. L. Stine actually stands for "Red Lobster Stine"
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
R. L. Stine actually stands for "Red Lobster Stine"
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Tis the season for Peach and Dennis fighting
December 10, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Tis the season for Peach and Dennis fighting
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“Mr. Stark, finally, the sweet release of oblivion…”
- depressed Spider-man
- depressed Spider-man
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
“Mr. Stark, finally, the sweet release of oblivion…”
- depressed Spider-man
- depressed Spider-man
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11 Nov 2025
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
11 Nov 2025
hypermasculine aprons
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
hypermasculine aprons
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I like how this family is firmly in Not Domesticable but will be your friend.... maybe
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I like how this family is firmly in Not Domesticable but will be your friend.... maybe
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back in the summer this city felt safe. now I can't walk down the street without seeing a skeleton, pumpkin with a face, things of this nature. it's just sad to watch the city I love fall apart.
October 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
back in the summer this city felt safe. now I can't walk down the street without seeing a skeleton, pumpkin with a face, things of this nature. it's just sad to watch the city I love fall apart.
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coordinating with my neighbors to turn trick-or-treating down my block into a sort of walking baked potato bar
October 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
coordinating with my neighbors to turn trick-or-treating down my block into a sort of walking baked potato bar
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Which band would be the funniest one to say their band’s name as often in song as The Beastie Boys do?
October 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Which band would be the funniest one to say their band’s name as often in song as The Beastie Boys do?
Drumline (2002) staring Richard Dreyfuss.
October 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Drumline (2002) staring Richard Dreyfuss.
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*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What
October 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What
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this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
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this month's Fold Up Club release : Crucifixion
September 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
this month's Fold Up Club release : Crucifixion
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I have a friend whose mom drives with the windows down and heater on. She calls it “the best of both worlds” and she is my spiritual guide
March 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I have a friend whose mom drives with the windows down and heater on. She calls it “the best of both worlds” and she is my spiritual guide
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It started taking the piss, how did it end up like this?
(It was only the piss) It was only the piss
Now I'm right bloody chuffed and she's calling me naff
While he's popped round the chip and she's havin’ a laff
(It was only the piss) It was only the piss
Now I'm right bloody chuffed and she's calling me naff
While he's popped round the chip and she's havin’ a laff
September 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It started taking the piss, how did it end up like this?
(It was only the piss) It was only the piss
Now I'm right bloody chuffed and she's calling me naff
While he's popped round the chip and she's havin’ a laff
(It was only the piss) It was only the piss
Now I'm right bloody chuffed and she's calling me naff
While he's popped round the chip and she's havin’ a laff
Called the local HVAC place yesterday and said that my A/C is "struggling to keep up, but technically functioning" and the lady on the phone said "hah, me too" and I'm worried I didn't laugh hard enough at it and might have given her a complex.
August 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Called the local HVAC place yesterday and said that my A/C is "struggling to keep up, but technically functioning" and the lady on the phone said "hah, me too" and I'm worried I didn't laugh hard enough at it and might have given her a complex.
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Okay I found the most depressing post
August 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Okay I found the most depressing post
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petitioning the emoji consortium to plead for the inclusion of both :toot: & :confuoot:
August 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
petitioning the emoji consortium to plead for the inclusion of both :toot: & :confuoot: