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Bedpan's Labyrinth
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Board game player and designer. Cars suck.
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11 Nov 2025
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
hypermasculine aprons
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I like how this family is firmly in Not Domesticable but will be your friend.... maybe
Just an absolute banger of an animal family
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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back in the summer this city felt safe. now I can't walk down the street without seeing a skeleton, pumpkin with a face, things of this nature. it's just sad to watch the city I love fall apart.
October 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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coordinating with my neighbors to turn trick-or-treating down my block into a sort of walking baked potato bar
October 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Which band would be the funniest one to say their band’s name as often in song as The Beastie Boys do?
October 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Drumline (2002) staring Richard Dreyfuss.
October 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What
October 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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this month's Fold Up Club release : Crucifixion
September 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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I have a friend whose mom drives with the windows down and heater on. She calls it “the best of both worlds” and she is my spiritual guide
March 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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It started taking the piss, how did it end up like this?
(It was only the piss) It was only the piss
Now I'm right bloody chuffed and she's calling me naff
While he's popped round the chip and she's havin’ a laff
September 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Called the local HVAC place yesterday and said that my A/C is "struggling to keep up, but technically functioning" and the lady on the phone said "hah, me too" and I'm worried I didn't laugh hard enough at it and might have given her a complex.
August 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Okay I found the most depressing post
August 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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petitioning the emoji consortium to plead for the inclusion of both :toot: & :confuoot:
August 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I don't get how the male loneliness epidemic can be a thing when collectible card games exist.
August 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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if you get The Zoomies you will not see Heaven
August 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Boob culture is about providing for all, feeding the hungry, milk for all who need it. It is inclusive, nourising.

Butt culture is all about evacuating waste, getting rid of the "undesirable elements", the idea that there is "poop" that needs to be removed from society. It is fascist to the core.
July 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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damp mids
dry goods and wet bads
July 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Credit cards are very convenient and all, but it's crazy that we've just accepted that there will be a(nother) middleman in every single transaction taking 2-3% out while allowing a couple of companies to know about every single purchase we make.
July 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I still love Data, but it's annoying to me that so much sci-fi is "robots with obvious souls denied personhood" when the actual problem in 2025 is "box with face drawn on it now many people's best friend"
July 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
July 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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forcing American car companies to back away from EVs will basically sign their death sentence, they simply will not be able to compete in the global marketplace and the US market will not sustain them
July 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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July 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM