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Chutley Wrungus
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Manitoba's sweetheart
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ostkex.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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notjets.bsky.social
NINONIEDERREITER🗣️
February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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daviddylanthomas.bsky.social
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
four panel comic, a primitive deer looking animal says indohyus my brother, I've decided to search for more food in the waters. a yellow version of a similar small primitive deer type animal says you will regret this pakicetus the environment will force you to adapt the original animal replies in frame two. I just need some shrimps lol I will be perfectly fine. panel 3 says 35 million years later. hear a modern enormous whale is right next to a modern deer making really big long drawn out whale moaning noises in panel 4. the deers ears are perked up and the camera is closer with a text above the deer's head wtf.
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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amandawtwong.bsky.social
This is a sad day for Canada And therefore, the world
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
ostkex.bsky.social
I am currently going peanut mode
February 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
ostkex.bsky.social
any time a team I'm cheering for is losing I am emitting a low subsonic grumble and slowly dehydrating and shrinking into a peanut
February 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
ostkex.bsky.social
just fell to my knees at the beaver lumber
tsnofficial.bsky.social TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 2d
Canadian captain Marie-Philip Poulin has been ruled OUT for today's game against the USA and is considered day-to-day beyond that.
February 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
ostkex.bsky.social
Good goat today.

Good goat every day.
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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agentannk.bsky.social
SAVE ZOMBO.COM- I COULD DO ANYTHING THERE AND NOW I CANT
crankgrimes.bsky.social Flashman @crankgrimes.bsky.social · 4d
The owner of zombo.com says the site was stolen by a hacker, resold and reskinned, and that he's working to get it back (per www.reddit.com/r/InternetIs...)
Josh to: me Hi, Unfortunately the domain name was stolen by a hacker and sold on GoDaddy. I am in the process of recovering it. I appreciate the coming and hopefully the original site will be back up soon. Thanks for being a fan! - Josh
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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intheprairie.bsky.social
+2C today. CBC is reporting we are now in the Spring of Deception. Lol.
A colour chart showing the stages of Manitoba's Seasons: Fool's Spring Second Winter Spring of Deception Third Winter The Pollening Actual Spring Summer Center of the Sun False Fall Second Summer Actual Fall
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
ostkex.bsky.social
brings me absolute joy to know we're making him so fuckin pissy lmao cry about it you stupid hog
paleofuture.bsky.social Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 3d
Trump: “The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.”
Trump: As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan. They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content. President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel. Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just "take advantage of America!" What does the United States of America get — Absolutely NOTHING! Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China — which will eat Canada alive. We'll just get the leftovers! I don't think so. The first thing get the leftovers! I don't think so. The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup. The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve. We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
ostkex.bsky.social
"give us an edit button!" - the world's biggest cowards
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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possumeveryhour.io
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
ostkex.bsky.social
nothing will ever beat the classic
February 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
ostkex.bsky.social
americaslop
February 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
ostkex.bsky.social
absolutely bsky map, you nailed it.
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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cybershell.bsky.social
Go Hawks, fuck the Patriots for what they did to Raiden in MGS2
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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pugganoche.bsky.social
Two panel comic. Top is someone scoring a touchdown thinking “touchdown for you Jesus” second panel is Jesus watching Star Trek deep space 9.
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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flangy.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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cabel.panic.com
i heard you were looking for an illustration of Olive Oyl using her nintendo famicom, with the tv-net modem peripheral plugged into it, so she can use "daiwa my trade", and make trades on the japanese stock market, with the help of popeye.

well here you go
February 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
ostkex.bsky.social
curling could've gone better
February 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
ostkex.bsky.social
the stream I found for Da Big Game started out as some kind of in-stadium feed, randomly panning around the crowd and now it turned into a regular broadcast minus any kind of network identification and no ads, what the hell is this
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
ostkex.bsky.social
get outta here america you can't have two theme songs
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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mickyde.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM