Todd Fang
@toddfang.bsky.social
Magic the Gathering casual player (Johnny/Vorthos), NBA fan, leftist, real silly guy.
ME: (walking down the street, sees my friend who is an amorphous swirling gray cloud of moisture, just sitting on his front step sobbing) Hey buddy, what’s going on?
FOG MAN: (shows phone to me) Look!
FOG MAN: (shows phone to me) Look!
I fucking hate fog man
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
ME: (walking down the street, sees my friend who is an amorphous swirling gray cloud of moisture, just sitting on his front step sobbing) Hey buddy, what’s going on?
FOG MAN: (shows phone to me) Look!
FOG MAN: (shows phone to me) Look!
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Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect.
As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
August 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect.
As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
I don't use this phrase lightly, but I feel like it's important to let everyone know: "Hell Yeah"
BEERMAN likes to 'party hearty' would you believe it
March 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don't use this phrase lightly, but I feel like it's important to let everyone know: "Hell Yeah"
If you’re in the stripped club straight up “jorking it”, haha well, let’s just say you are referring to this object.
February 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If you’re in the stripped club straight up “jorking it”, haha well, let’s just say you are referring to this object.
The five great dinners
1) Al pastor tacos w grilled pineapple, lager, preferably near a beach
2) Medium quality pizza at a pizzeria w unlimited root beer
3) Too-spicy thai food that pushes the outer limits of what you can tolerate
4) Gryo and fries
5) A really excellent chef’s salad
1) Al pastor tacos w grilled pineapple, lager, preferably near a beach
2) Medium quality pizza at a pizzeria w unlimited root beer
3) Too-spicy thai food that pushes the outer limits of what you can tolerate
4) Gryo and fries
5) A really excellent chef’s salad
the five great dinners
1)Spaghetti w salad
2) nice steak w baked potato
3) Cheap Chinese takeout w rangoons that are mostly cream cheese
4) Grilling out in the summer w hot dogs and potato salad
5) BBQ from a man who either speaks nonstop or never speaks a single word and silently hands you bbq
1)Spaghetti w salad
2) nice steak w baked potato
3) Cheap Chinese takeout w rangoons that are mostly cream cheese
4) Grilling out in the summer w hot dogs and potato salad
5) BBQ from a man who either speaks nonstop or never speaks a single word and silently hands you bbq
I demand you post the 4 other great dinners. I have already made my own list and I am prepared to fight you in your mentions for several days if you post an incorrect dinner.
December 23, 2024 at 8:06 PM
The five great dinners
1) Al pastor tacos w grilled pineapple, lager, preferably near a beach
2) Medium quality pizza at a pizzeria w unlimited root beer
3) Too-spicy thai food that pushes the outer limits of what you can tolerate
4) Gryo and fries
5) A really excellent chef’s salad
1) Al pastor tacos w grilled pineapple, lager, preferably near a beach
2) Medium quality pizza at a pizzeria w unlimited root beer
3) Too-spicy thai food that pushes the outer limits of what you can tolerate
4) Gryo and fries
5) A really excellent chef’s salad
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in 2004 journalist Ron Suskind quoted an unnamed Bush official (speculated to be Karl Rove) with what we didn't know at the time was the Rosetta Stone of the 21st century Republican Party
![The aide said that guys like me were 'in what we call the reality-based community,' which he defined as people who 'believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.' [...] 'That's not the way the world really works anymore,' he continued. 'We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do'.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4vhu6pap5wzanbuzg6gjmytk/bafkreichcjsqmdhoo52vlvrm7c6byriyzdi67tee5msnkjo2j23q5kx7sq@jpeg)
December 7, 2024 at 1:55 PM
in 2004 journalist Ron Suskind quoted an unnamed Bush official (speculated to be Karl Rove) with what we didn't know at the time was the Rosetta Stone of the 21st century Republican Party
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
Sad day at our house - S’s favorite artist/band and one that I had grown really fond of as well.
Elephant 6 and Olivia Tremor Control co-founder Will Cullen Hart died today, just as the band’s first new music in 13 years was released 🤍
www.stereogum.com/2289129/elep...
www.stereogum.com/2289129/elep...
Will Cullen Hart, Elephant 6 & Olivia Tremor Control Co-Founder, Dead At 53
Will Cullen Hart, co-founder of the legendary indie rock collective Elephant 6 and the Olivia Tremor Control, has died. He was 53. Robert Schneider, of the Elephant 6-affiliated band Apples In Stereo,...
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November 29, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Sad day at our house - S’s favorite artist/band and one that I had grown really fond of as well.
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Thinking about how Rod Stewart sings the whole song "Maggie May" to a person who just woke up
November 18, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Thinking about how Rod Stewart sings the whole song "Maggie May" to a person who just woke up
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Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur."
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
November 13, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur."
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
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For those slightly hesitant to click a big button that says Subscribe, it doesn't make you follow those accounts, it gives you two options: Mute accounts or Block accounts.
September 4, 2024 at 5:33 PM
For those slightly hesitant to click a big button that says Subscribe, it doesn't make you follow those accounts, it gives you two options: Mute accounts or Block accounts.
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I am also adding them to my list as I find them, you can subscribe to it to keep them away.
bsky.app/profile/numb...
bsky.app/profile/numb...
September 4, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I am also adding them to my list as I find them, you can subscribe to it to keep them away.
bsky.app/profile/numb...
bsky.app/profile/numb...
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the only "coastal elite" i respect is the gorilla from t&c surf designs. and i respect him a lot
November 14, 2023 at 10:50 PM
the only "coastal elite" i respect is the gorilla from t&c surf designs. and i respect him a lot
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if gordon ramsay ever criticized my cooking i would tackle him off the side of a ledge and punch him on the way down like its gandalf vs the balrog
October 29, 2023 at 12:36 PM
if gordon ramsay ever criticized my cooking i would tackle him off the side of a ledge and punch him on the way down like its gandalf vs the balrog
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GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
October 15, 2023 at 4:56 PM
GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
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About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
October 10, 2023 at 4:42 PM
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
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Vonnegut on nationalism
October 9, 2023 at 10:57 PM
Vonnegut on nationalism
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me (in rap battle): this guys got bars? ppl say I cant defeat him. here bro, Take THESE! i know that you’ll need em (hands him 2 bars of soap)
crowd: (murmurs in confusion)
me: they say you’re an OG… thats so cool, & awesome! I didn’t know OG stood for ODOROUS GOBLIN!
the guy im battling: …what?
crowd: (murmurs in confusion)
me: they say you’re an OG… thats so cool, & awesome! I didn’t know OG stood for ODOROUS GOBLIN!
the guy im battling: …what?
October 5, 2023 at 9:04 PM
me (in rap battle): this guys got bars? ppl say I cant defeat him. here bro, Take THESE! i know that you’ll need em (hands him 2 bars of soap)
crowd: (murmurs in confusion)
me: they say you’re an OG… thats so cool, & awesome! I didn’t know OG stood for ODOROUS GOBLIN!
the guy im battling: …what?
crowd: (murmurs in confusion)
me: they say you’re an OG… thats so cool, & awesome! I didn’t know OG stood for ODOROUS GOBLIN!
the guy im battling: …what?
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There’s something so insulting about a phone tree robot making you talk out loud rather than letting you key things in. C’mon man we both know you understand beep-beep-boop
October 5, 2023 at 10:01 PM
There’s something so insulting about a phone tree robot making you talk out loud rather than letting you key things in. C’mon man we both know you understand beep-beep-boop
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Me: *places thumb on screen*
My phone: Whose thumb goes there?! I don't know this thumb! Usurper! Imposter! Begone, strange thumb! BEGONE!
Me: *places thumb on screen slightly differently*
My phone: Oh ho ho, I know this thumb! Hey girl!
My phone: Whose thumb goes there?! I don't know this thumb! Usurper! Imposter! Begone, strange thumb! BEGONE!
Me: *places thumb on screen slightly differently*
My phone: Oh ho ho, I know this thumb! Hey girl!
October 4, 2023 at 4:34 PM
Me: *places thumb on screen*
My phone: Whose thumb goes there?! I don't know this thumb! Usurper! Imposter! Begone, strange thumb! BEGONE!
Me: *places thumb on screen slightly differently*
My phone: Oh ho ho, I know this thumb! Hey girl!
My phone: Whose thumb goes there?! I don't know this thumb! Usurper! Imposter! Begone, strange thumb! BEGONE!
Me: *places thumb on screen slightly differently*
My phone: Oh ho ho, I know this thumb! Hey girl!
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Do you want to know what the Entropy Death of the Internet is? [AD] A lot of people have been curious about the Entropy Death of the Internet. [GIANT AD] We will answer the question of what the Entropy Death of the Internet is in five easy steps, but first, what is Death? [AD] Death is a proc
September 30, 2023 at 10:59 AM
Do you want to know what the Entropy Death of the Internet is? [AD] A lot of people have been curious about the Entropy Death of the Internet. [GIANT AD] We will answer the question of what the Entropy Death of the Internet is in five easy steps, but first, what is Death? [AD] Death is a proc
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A short comic about Lenny (1/2) #TheSimpsons #comics
September 29, 2023 at 4:20 PM
A short comic about Lenny (1/2) #TheSimpsons #comics
Came in 2nd with my Jinnie Commander deck, but at least I got to make a bunch of animals with my @infinitokens.com and knock out the other two players.
September 8, 2023 at 4:53 AM
Came in 2nd with my Jinnie Commander deck, but at least I got to make a bunch of animals with my @infinitokens.com and knock out the other two players.
Commander night tonight! Planning on playing with my Jinnie deck, which used to be a Jetmir deck until I found that was overpowered for my group. Jinnie is still a bit OP, so who knows, might get in two games.
September 8, 2023 at 2:14 AM
Commander night tonight! Planning on playing with my Jinnie deck, which used to be a Jetmir deck until I found that was overpowered for my group. Jinnie is still a bit OP, so who knows, might get in two games.
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I did NOT approve this.
September 7, 2023 at 6:07 AM
I did NOT approve this.