Ah, Shangus Dew
@tierneyrex.bsky.social
Feral Floridian 🐊
I occasionally try to steal souls via camera lens
He/Him
I occasionally try to steal souls via camera lens
He/Him
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You got wormfished by a guy who eats roadkill and looks like fucking Krang. A guy you were tasked with covering neutrally, for half a milly a year, while he ran for fucking president on an "every disabled person should die" ticket.
Well, now your career is back, and so is measles. Well done.
Well, now your career is back, and so is measles. Well done.
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You got wormfished by a guy who eats roadkill and looks like fucking Krang. A guy you were tasked with covering neutrally, for half a milly a year, while he ran for fucking president on an "every disabled person should die" ticket.
Well, now your career is back, and so is measles. Well done.
Well, now your career is back, and so is measles. Well done.
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Rolled. Note that there are Mueller report-type expectations being created that the documents will almost surely not fulfill even if they are utterly damning.
After a headcount shows 50 or more GOP members bolting to vote for release, Trump does an about face. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Trump Backs Vote to Release Epstein Files in Sharp Reversal
The vote set for this week had been shaping up as a major test of GOP loyalty to the president.
www.wsj.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Rolled. Note that there are Mueller report-type expectations being created that the documents will almost surely not fulfill even if they are utterly damning.
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The Epstein case against Trump is as if everyone is looking at a 500 piece puzzle with 2 pieces missing and pretending they can't make out the picture for certain.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The Epstein case against Trump is as if everyone is looking at a 500 piece puzzle with 2 pieces missing and pretending they can't make out the picture for certain.
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He’s on a mission from God.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
He’s on a mission from God.
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Bitches, leave.
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Bitches, leave.
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it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Possibly their most “Brawndo, it’s what plants crave” coded message yet
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Possibly their most “Brawndo, it’s what plants crave” coded message yet
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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Sure the sandwich guy didn't actually hurt that cop, but that was because he was propelling the sandwich by hand, what if he'd had a sub machine gun
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Sure the sandwich guy didn't actually hurt that cop, but that was because he was propelling the sandwich by hand, what if he'd had a sub machine gun
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The best way for married people from different cultural backgrounds to navigate complicated relationship issues is IN PUBLIC, very PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY, with maximum CREEPY SOCIOPATH vibes. Tell complete strangers that your beloved is ON HER FUCKING OWN, no skin off your nose.
Vance: Do I hope eventually that she is somehow moved in by church. Yeah, I honestly, I do wish that because I believe in the Christian gospel. I hope eventually my wife comes to see it the same way. If she does not, then god says everybody has free will and so that does not cause a problem for me
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The best way for married people from different cultural backgrounds to navigate complicated relationship issues is IN PUBLIC, very PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY, with maximum CREEPY SOCIOPATH vibes. Tell complete strangers that your beloved is ON HER FUCKING OWN, no skin off your nose.
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Trying to force someone's boot off your neck is not violence.
Noem on Pritzker and Mayor Johnson: "These leaders are perpetuating that violence, they're encouraging it, they're pushing people to violence by the way that they talk. Greg Bovino is a patriot. He's a great American."
October 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Trying to force someone's boot off your neck is not violence.
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the cow goes moo
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
the cow goes moo
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That's metal as fuck
James Webb Space Telescope may have spotted the Universe’s first ‘dark stars.’ Astronomers have identified four ultra-distant objects that may be supermassive dark stars — theoretical giants powered not by fusion but by annihilating dark matter. buff.ly/Nagwbzr.
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
JWST may have found the Universe’s first stars powered by dark matter
New observations from the James Webb Space Telescope hint that the universe’s first stars might not have been ordinary fusion-powered suns, but enormous “supermassive dark stars” powered by dark…
buff.ly
October 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
That's metal as fuck
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Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
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Department of Murder
Trump: "I don't think we're necessarily going to ask for a declaration of war, I think we're just gonna kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. We're going to kill them. They're going to be, like dead."
October 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Department of Murder
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Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.
October 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.
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All these people avoiding m-dashes because “AI uses them” simply means that there’s more for me!
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
All these people avoiding m-dashes because “AI uses them” simply means that there’s more for me!
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tbc the astroturf psyop was laundering racial grievance into Heritage-approved talking points about government spending. (Trump won by recognizing this and running on the racial resentment)
The Tea Party was a totally contrived astroturf psyop that dominated American politics for years. It was even obvious at the time, and yet we all had to talk about it seriously.
Here's a gift link to the New York Times' coverage of the initial Tea Party rallies in April 2009 which inspired the media to treat it like a massive movement.
Check out how tiny the crowds were:
Philly: 200
DC: "several hundred"
Boston: 500
Austin: 1,000
Houston: 2,000
Check out how tiny the crowds were:
Philly: 200
DC: "several hundred"
Boston: 500
Austin: 1,000
Houston: 2,000
October 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
tbc the astroturf psyop was laundering racial grievance into Heritage-approved talking points about government spending. (Trump won by recognizing this and running on the racial resentment)
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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
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Is it too much to ask to meet a nice girl who will haunt my dreams for an eternity?
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Is it too much to ask to meet a nice girl who will haunt my dreams for an eternity?
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I said to myself, “Self, you cannot pick up your phone when you wake up in the middle of the night. You need sleep.”
“Absolutely!” lied Self
“Absolutely!” lied Self
October 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I said to myself, “Self, you cannot pick up your phone when you wake up in the middle of the night. You need sleep.”
“Absolutely!” lied Self
“Absolutely!” lied Self