You got wormfished by a guy who eats roadkill and looks like fucking Krang. A guy you were tasked with covering neutrally, for half a milly a year, while he ran for fucking president on an "every disabled person should die" ticket.

Well, now your career is back, and so is measles. Well done.

His costume is a giant robot

Stinks very much of nostalgia for the antebellum South

According to my robot he's got an honest face

Incontinence can strike at any time.

Oh great, all the racists are going to move to Florida aren't they 😑