Typhoid Carrie
@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social
In real life I’m a picture of a cat.
The Contractors on the Death Star conundrum.
I just can’t imagine being the guy running the backhoe.
a live look this morning at the demolished East Wing of the White House
October 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The Contractors on the Death Star conundrum.
“I don’t know the details”
- lists details
- lists details
Q: How comfortable are you w/Trump seeking $230m from the DOJ?
MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don't know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he's owed that reimbursement. What I heard is that if receives it, he's gonna consider giving it to charity. They attack him for everything. *changes topic*
MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don't know the details. I just read it. I know he believes he's owed that reimbursement. What I heard is that if receives it, he's gonna consider giving it to charity. They attack him for everything. *changes topic*
October 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“I don’t know the details”
- lists details
- lists details
@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
I don’t know why but this made me think of you
I don’t know why but this made me think of you
October 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
I don’t know why but this made me think of you
I don’t know why but this made me think of you
I’m thinking…
We keep talking about the oath to the Constitution. I know I don't have many followers but maybe you guys can help point this out to others:
the oath to the Constitution is really an oath to the -People-.
The Constitution is -our- stand-in.
It represents us in all matters with the government.
the oath to the Constitution is really an oath to the -People-.
The Constitution is -our- stand-in.
It represents us in all matters with the government.
September 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m thinking…
I will repost this constantly and forever because it makes me so damn happy
September 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I will repost this constantly and forever because it makes me so damn happy
I clearly do not understand how Christianity works.
Junkie Jesus Freeloading Heroin is the weirdest Christian propaganda ever.
September 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I clearly do not understand how Christianity works.
Watching Ballerina at 5 in the morning and I’m not proud of my life choices- Oooh! Flamethrower fight!
September 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Watching Ballerina at 5 in the morning and I’m not proud of my life choices- Oooh! Flamethrower fight!
Way ahead of you
normalize saying "this guy knows what I'm talking about" and pointing at strangers on the bus
September 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Way ahead of you
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You did it, Hakeem! You got one housewife in a Pennsylvania suburb to nod approvingly at your at focus tested drivel. Amazing leadership. Really meeting the moment
September 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You did it, Hakeem! You got one housewife in a Pennsylvania suburb to nod approvingly at your at focus tested drivel. Amazing leadership. Really meeting the moment
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Seeing Curtis Yarvin tweet is like if you watch a horror movie that sets up this mysterious evil villain, and then at the end of the movie comes the grand reveal… and it’s just Alf. And you can’t help but laugh and also feel a bit let down. That’s it??
September 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Seeing Curtis Yarvin tweet is like if you watch a horror movie that sets up this mysterious evil villain, and then at the end of the movie comes the grand reveal… and it’s just Alf. And you can’t help but laugh and also feel a bit let down. That’s it??
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PSA: Be sure to check your Halloween candy
September 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
PSA: Be sure to check your Halloween candy
Just got my house rocked by that Berkeley earthquake and I wanted to run thru my house waking everyone yelling “Woo hoo! The world is ending! We don’t have to worry about our country anymore!”
September 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Just got my house rocked by that Berkeley earthquake and I wanted to run thru my house waking everyone yelling “Woo hoo! The world is ending! We don’t have to worry about our country anymore!”
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”IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE COFFIN LOWERED MAKE SOME NOOOOOISE”
September 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
”IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE COFFIN LOWERED MAKE SOME NOOOOOISE”
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if they’re gonna treat this like a WWE event then someone really should’ve whacked him with a folding chair
September 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
if they’re gonna treat this like a WWE event then someone really should’ve whacked him with a folding chair
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Breaking: The @wsj.com is reporting that the comment was not made by Brian Kilmeade but by an unidentified transgender person
In a shocking on-air moment, a “Fox and Friends” co-host said homeless people suffering from mental health issues who refuse help should be killed
'Just Kill 'Em': Fox Host Makes Shocking Comment On Homeless People
"Fox and Friends" co-host Brian Kilmeade made a jaw-dropping remark while discussing homelessness and mental health.
www.huffpost.com
September 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Breaking: The @wsj.com is reporting that the comment was not made by Brian Kilmeade but by an unidentified transgender person
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Democrats should introduce a bill to place a statue of a third grade class in the Capitol building.
Make the GOP vote for Charlie Kirk's and against the kids.
Make the GOP vote for Charlie Kirk's and against the kids.
September 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Democrats should introduce a bill to place a statue of a third grade class in the Capitol building.
Make the GOP vote for Charlie Kirk's and against the kids.
Make the GOP vote for Charlie Kirk's and against the kids.
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If God really does get angry when he catches me touching myself, why does he keep watching?
November 25, 2024 at 2:16 PM
If God really does get angry when he catches me touching myself, why does he keep watching?
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None of us are getting out of here alive. Be silly, be weird, be kind.
September 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
None of us are getting out of here alive. Be silly, be weird, be kind.
Get to know this guy before you ever consider supporting his run for 2028 presidency.
The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work: engage with each other, across ideology, through spirited discourse. In a democracy, ideas are tested through words and good-faith debate — never through violence.
September 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Get to know this guy before you ever consider supporting his run for 2028 presidency.
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The shooting of Charlie Kirk will have almost exclusively extremely negative consequences for American society in general, the stability of society in specific, and the safety of everyone living in it.
September 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The shooting of Charlie Kirk will have almost exclusively extremely negative consequences for American society in general, the stability of society in specific, and the safety of everyone living in it.
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they say it takes more muscles to frown than it takes to smile, so my mouth is motherfucking jacked
September 8, 2025 at 6:54 AM
they say it takes more muscles to frown than it takes to smile, so my mouth is motherfucking jacked
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The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
September 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.