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Typhoid Carrie
@thyphoidcarrie.bsky.social
In real life I’m a picture of a cat.
@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
I don’t know why but this made me think of you
October 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Yeah he’s good
September 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The New Yorker did a piece on him a few months ago and this hands-down my favorite part
September 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Oh this probably doesn’t help
August 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You know it was mostly Barb
Now carry on
June 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This is a nearly impossible choice but here it is- my final decision, NYT.
I take this very seriously. I can’t let Gladiator win.

Honorable mention to Little Women, Coco, and Revolutionary Road.
June 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Ok a real one this time.

#caturday
June 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Sorry I’m gonna do a Simpsons thing again
June 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
June 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Not judging elective surgery but, if it’s less frightening to you than branding…
June 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Razer blade Covid

Heat wave

Fire season

Newsom fucks over trans people

My arm hurts

I’m done with this week.
May 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
May 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Scrolling through phone for 4 months but imagining this… so sleepy
May 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Ok I lied.
One more

#caturday
May 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My one and only, deeply moving tribute to #caturday
April 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If you zoom in, this Ai becomes a medieval horror painting… which is also apt!
March 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hey, thanks for that. I shouldn’t be too lazy to look this up myself but…
Unfortunately I’m at the mercy of an iPhone which just gives me these options?
March 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
February 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Yup
February 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
February 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM