Dale "Assman" Earnhardt
@thorco.bsky.social
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a brother, I'm a sinner and a saint. I will always be blamed
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“How was your day, honey?”
“It was great. I sent a really awesome death threat to the guy towing abandoned cars to the families of kidnapped drivers.”
“That’s wonderful, honey.”
“Fuck that guy.”
“You did very good, honey”
“Thanks, Siri. You don’t have to call me ‘honey’ every time.”
“OK, honey.”
“It was great. I sent a really awesome death threat to the guy towing abandoned cars to the families of kidnapped drivers.”
“That’s wonderful, honey.”
“Fuck that guy.”
“You did very good, honey”
“Thanks, Siri. You don’t have to call me ‘honey’ every time.”
“OK, honey.”
ICE has grabbed so many people from their vehicles that there are abandoned cars across Minnesota.
This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats.
They hate the helpers.
Which is why must keep helping.
This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats.
They hate the helpers.
Which is why must keep helping.
Twin Cities tow truck driver returns abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests
Juan Leon sends a "chase" car to check out where abandoned vehicles are located and arranges discreet drop-offs. Since late December, he estimated they have dropped off 250 cars.
www.cbsnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
“How was your day, honey?”
“It was great. I sent a really awesome death threat to the guy towing abandoned cars to the families of kidnapped drivers.”
“That’s wonderful, honey.”
“Fuck that guy.”
“You did very good, honey”
“Thanks, Siri. You don’t have to call me ‘honey’ every time.”
“OK, honey.”
“It was great. I sent a really awesome death threat to the guy towing abandoned cars to the families of kidnapped drivers.”
“That’s wonderful, honey.”
“Fuck that guy.”
“You did very good, honey”
“Thanks, Siri. You don’t have to call me ‘honey’ every time.”
“OK, honey.”
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Tatiani Elliot was brave today.
She is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse and gave her testimony in front of Washington state legislators. And they silenced her.
“Now that some of us are finally speaking, the rules are changing.” ~ Tatiani
“Can you please wrap up?” ~ Committee
1/2
She is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse and gave her testimony in front of Washington state legislators. And they silenced her.
“Now that some of us are finally speaking, the rules are changing.” ~ Tatiani
“Can you please wrap up?” ~ Committee
1/2
February 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Tatiani Elliot was brave today.
She is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse and gave her testimony in front of Washington state legislators. And they silenced her.
“Now that some of us are finally speaking, the rules are changing.” ~ Tatiani
“Can you please wrap up?” ~ Committee
1/2
She is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse and gave her testimony in front of Washington state legislators. And they silenced her.
“Now that some of us are finally speaking, the rules are changing.” ~ Tatiani
“Can you please wrap up?” ~ Committee
1/2
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
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This isn’t some anonymous tip. This is sworn testimony, under penalty of perjury, from someone who said Trump threatened to kill her if she exposed Epstein’s sexual abuse.
February 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
This isn’t some anonymous tip. This is sworn testimony, under penalty of perjury, from someone who said Trump threatened to kill her if she exposed Epstein’s sexual abuse.
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Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported
YouTube video by Ben Palmer
m.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
The perfect summary of going viral @nasboat.org
February 4, 2026 at 1:25 PM
The perfect summary of going viral @nasboat.org
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this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children
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highlight of this to me: the two teens in “choose kindness always” and “kill your local pedophile” hoodies, side by side getting this bozo out of here
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
highlight of this to me: the two teens in “choose kindness always” and “kill your local pedophile” hoodies, side by side getting this bozo out of here
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im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me
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Harvard professor Robert Trivers tried to get Jeffrey Epstein in touch with Norman Finkelstein. Instead of accepting, Norman sent a reply calling Alan Dershowitz a pedophile rapist and saying Trivers should be ashamed for defending them, and both should be strangled instead
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Harvard professor Robert Trivers tried to get Jeffrey Epstein in touch with Norman Finkelstein. Instead of accepting, Norman sent a reply calling Alan Dershowitz a pedophile rapist and saying Trivers should be ashamed for defending them, and both should be strangled instead
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crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
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Not really sure an issue should be described as split if it's essentially 60-40. Or that the lead quote should be from the 40 side. Or that said quote should insinuate that Puerto Ricans are not American.
February 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Not really sure an issue should be described as split if it's essentially 60-40. Or that the lead quote should be from the 40 side. Or that said quote should insinuate that Puerto Ricans are not American.
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
Well that is interesting
February 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Well that is interesting
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)
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Doctors say children should be vaccinated. This ketamine-addicted CBS News contributor says they shouldn't. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
January 29, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Doctors say children should be vaccinated. This ketamine-addicted CBS News contributor says they shouldn't. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
See his mistake was pretending to be FBI. If he went in as ICE Luigi would be free
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said
Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York, law enforcement sources told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
See his mistake was pretending to be FBI. If he went in as ICE Luigi would be free
Can't make this same mistake again
Like what do you fucking MEAN John Brown was hanged for treason but Jefferson Davis spent 3 years under house arrest and then never had to go to trial bc the entirety of the Confederate leadership received unconditional pardons
January 29, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Can't make this same mistake again
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The federal government is preventing nurses from peacefully assembling at the VA not because it is federal property but they are scared of the images of nurses peacefully assembling
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The federal government is preventing nurses from peacefully assembling at the VA not because it is federal property but they are scared of the images of nurses peacefully assembling