Kyle Thorsen: Local Oaf
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Kyle Thorsen: Local Oaf
@thorco.bsky.social
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a brother, I'm a sinner and a saint. I will always be blamed
Picked a bad time to get back online, might log back off.
Just wilful performative cruelty that is entirely out of step with the majority of British people.

How many Labour MPs got into politics in order to vote for stealing jewellery off of people seeking refuge from war and persecution?
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
3rd down play calls have been dogshit today.
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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It's wild seeing normie Dems finally reach the point where they're calling for primaries, yet knowing that they're at least a decade behind the curve. They're repeating all the same mistakes we made in 2008/2016/2020 and they refuse to listen because they still think the party can still be salvaged.
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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It’s like no one in leadership (non-player category; the binary frame which sees players as widgets is, among many other problems, false) in Chicago has any idea how they are perceived or appear to others.

Making Flus talk and then firing him is like salting the job posting in advance.
Bears (as an organization/franchise/corporation) did something completely out of character & unique in their history by firing Eberflus today. It suggests the org understands the assignment & stakes. Finally.

Incredible (and embarrassing) that they did it ~after~ having ‘Flus address the public.
November 29, 2024 at 5:44 PM
If you dumb shits do another 3rd party consultation to hire a coach I'm out
November 29, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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November 28, 2024 at 10:31 PM
What I wouldn't give to have Doug and OB on the radio right now. We are witnessing generational losing
November 28, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Holy shit give me Growing the Man over this
Eberflus message to the team #ChicagoBears #Bears
November 28, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Bears won't make a change until a marketing and consulting firm run by some In-Laws tells them they are losing money. Cannot wait for Virginia to croak and new ownership take over.
November 28, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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I have things to say.

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November 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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Come on #Bears... come on George McCaskey... come on Kevin Warren... come on Ryan Poles... someone wake tf up.
221 coaches have had 20+ career games decided by 7 points or fewer. Matt Eberflus' .227 win percentage in those games (5-17) ranks 221st
November 28, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Much more watchable game than everyone thought
November 17, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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NETFLIX, 2006: I am going to watch this art house movie tonight and then mail it back to get another movie tomorrow
NETFLIX, 2024: it stopped buffering just long enough for me to see Mike Tyson’s ass
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 AM
::taps mic:: Hello
a person is flying through the air with a sign that says i am here .
Alt: Superhero is flying through the air with a sign that says i am here .
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November 15, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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Musk is not going to sue the ADL (he'd lose) anymore than he was going to cage fight Mark Zuckerberg (he'd lose). At this point, no media outlet should be uncritically parroting the bombastic things Musk randomly says on Twitter and then never follows through on.
September 5, 2023 at 12:39 AM
Uncanny pop music recognition skills for music from mid 90's to early 2010's. I can pick the place and time that song takes me back to, as well as artist, song name, year and sometimes album name
What’s your ordinary magical power? It has almost no actual impact on your life but happens so much it’s A Thing?

For me I almost always know when someone is taking a photo of me and can triangulate in on them.
September 3, 2023 at 3:18 AM
@ericisgood.bsky.social I finally made it, is this heaven?
September 1, 2023 at 1:09 AM