Lauren All Along
Lauren All Along
@thirteeneleven.bsky.social
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*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Taylor Swift is getting more and more sus, Olivia Rodrigo immediately stopped Trump from using one of her songs on TikTok last year and yet Taylor can’t. Do the same thing??? Girl????

Man I hope Kendrick, Sabrina Carpenter and Lady Gaga beats your ass next year this shit isn’t even funny anymore.
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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this is gonna ruffle some feathers but, women defending the honor of someone like taylor swift makes about as much sense as an undocumented immigrant defending the actions of Donald Trump and Kristi Noem.
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Interesting that Taylor Swift has been silent since January… She sues everyone for everything, but not a peep about Trump using her songs for propaganda. He wished her well and congratulated her on her engagement. She’s not the stalwart of resistance she once was. Just another billionaire…
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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YUP, letting the gop/trump/Project2025 use your music to advance hate is not OK to me! No longer a Taylor fan … :(

Taylor Swift is a Coward:
theneedledrop.com/opinion/tayl...
Taylor Swift is a Coward
Talking about Taylor Swift not doing something.
theneedledrop.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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31 years ago this month, I warned that America was becoming a two-tiered society composed of a few winners and a larger group left behind, whose anger and disillusionment could be easily manipulated.

I took a lot of heat for this speech. Watch and tell me if I was wrong.
A Warning from 1994 of a Two-Tiered Society | Robert Reich
Robert Reich
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Through every shutdown in history, the government has still provided economic data to the American people.

They aren’t doing it this time because the numbers are fucking terrible.
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Jeff Bezos paid $50 million for a wedding. He just got a $16 billion tax break. He just laid off 60,000 people.

And you're furious about a kid getting a free school lunch?
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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“You’re going to be disappointing other people or you’re going to be disappointing yourself. You have to choose.” — my partner to me today. Thought I’d mess yall up too. Thanks!
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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The minimum wage freeze defenders got so mad at this video that it led to the most unoriginal misogyny and racism for two days. Anyway, I stand by what I said.
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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IMHO, the "No Kings" thing feeds right into his ego and he loves that people think he's acting like a king. It's another "branding" fail.

You have to pick something that hurts a narcissist.
October 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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[checks calendar]
October 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Cats that sound like things other than cats #caturday
September 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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As more info comes in this needs to be said: if it wasn’t some left wing radical that did it, and it appears it wasn’t, there need to be massive pushback because they are STILL pretending it’s some culture war and it is only in their own minds

Dangerous times
September 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Tyler Robinson, Kirk's alleged shooter, is a white man from a Trump supporting conservative family that loved guns.

He used all the language and references that Groypers use.

MAGA will spin and turn and pivot and lie and distract. Their base will believe it.

But they aren't the majority.
September 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Cable news has people entirely too engaged with news stories that have nothing to do with them that they have no control over. But they're clueless that their local government is trying to bring a data center, raise their energy prices and close two middle schools.
September 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Mehtab Syed, a Muslim Pakistani American woman, was the 'legendary' special agent in charge of Utah's FBI division.

Experienced, highly qualified, and respected by her peers.

Kash Patel fired her last month.

Now look at the mess.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Kash Patel questions grow as he gutted Utah FBI before Kirk shooting
Kash Patel fired the 'legendary' FBI special agent in charge in Salt Lake City, Mehtab Syed, just a month before she would have led the ongoing manhunt for Charlie Kirk's assassin.
www.dailymail.co.uk
September 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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flags half mast and bottomless media hagiography for a man who spent his days tricking dim children into thinking black women are worthless
September 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.
September 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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One of the challenges of this age is these guys are basically moral chimpanzees and the rest of us have to both deal with the America they create while also protecting universal truths for ourselves to draw from AND for these people to rediscover someday.
September 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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and while i am on the subject, i don’t need to make big, plaintive bleats about how political violence isn’t the answer because i don’t call for political violence and i don’t support people who do. know who did? charlie kirk.
i won’t make jokes about the shooting but i will absolutely make jokes about kash patel’s clown show FBI joining up with spencer cox to host a completely incompetent goat rodeo of an investigation
September 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I wrote about what I think is a genuinely revealing document of elite depravity and impunity. It is shocking and sickening. But it's also a crucial moment. We're about to see what happens when conspiracy theorists actually get what they asked for but it turns out not to be what they want.
You Really Need to See Epstein’s Birthday Book for Yourself
This time, the conspiracy theorists were right.
www.theatlantic.com
September 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM