Chunkin’ Deuces✌️
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Might stop and ask to pet your dog. I promise to never wear a quarter-zip or a hoodie with a blazer. Translated literature enthusiast. Third to the West. Ménard > Cervantes #FreePalestine
The team with the worst record is forced to sign Mac McClung to a guaranteed deal no matter his age, even if he’s dead
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
The team with the worst record is forced to sign Mac McClung to a guaranteed deal no matter his age, even if he’s dead
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You cannot tweak a system enough to get it to do the opposite of what it was meant to do. The lottery is designed to reward losers!
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
You cannot tweak a system enough to get it to do the opposite of what it was meant to do. The lottery is designed to reward losers!
Players from those teams that make the ASG have to play in the g-league showcase instead
February 13, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Players from those teams that make the ASG have to play in the g-league showcase instead
Fixing the ASG is about the NBA recreating the conditions from those bygone eras — tape delayed games and cocaine
February 13, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Fixing the ASG is about the NBA recreating the conditions from those bygone eras — tape delayed games and cocaine
That’s an ungodly amount of standing around playing candy crush
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
That’s an ungodly amount of standing around playing candy crush
“Halftime should be apple pie and meatloaf!” Ugh ma’am, meatloaf is dead
February 10, 2026 at 4:50 AM
“Halftime should be apple pie and meatloaf!” Ugh ma’am, meatloaf is dead
Long live the Baltimore Stallions
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Long live the Baltimore Stallions
Desperately trying to explain the poetics of “Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy /
Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie” like the guy who smells of urine ranting about the end times at Yonge and Dundas
Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie” like the guy who smells of urine ranting about the end times at Yonge and Dundas
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Desperately trying to explain the poetics of “Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy /
Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie” like the guy who smells of urine ranting about the end times at Yonge and Dundas
Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie” like the guy who smells of urine ranting about the end times at Yonge and Dundas
That’s a good bet. Eilish is the most streamed artist after BB, swift, drake and the weeknd. Swift won’t do it, drake won’t be asked and weeknd did it recently
February 9, 2026 at 6:26 AM
That’s a good bet. Eilish is the most streamed artist after BB, swift, drake and the weeknd. Swift won’t do it, drake won’t be asked and weeknd did it recently
Didn’t see it here in Canada but some folks on here seemed to enjoy the pee ad (?)
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Didn’t see it here in Canada but some folks on here seemed to enjoy the pee ad (?)
Kenneth Walker joins the ranks of legends who look middle aged at any age alongside greats like Bun B
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Kenneth Walker joins the ranks of legends who look middle aged at any age alongside greats like Bun B
John Hamm doing gambling app ads like what are you doing man
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
John Hamm doing gambling app ads like what are you doing man
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Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.
Holy shit — landed it on one skate 🤯
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Holy shit — landed it on one skate 🤯
I thought Harden got traded to the Cavs?
February 8, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I thought Harden got traded to the Cavs?
Drew rosenhaus rushing out to sign him as a client
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Drew rosenhaus rushing out to sign him as a client
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My experience with the Ravickians should count as 3-4 books for my 2026 tally — I read so many sections over and over
February 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
My experience with the Ravickians should count as 3-4 books for my 2026 tally — I read so many sections over and over
Rodger ought be made commissioner of all sports. He’d probably do it for free and everything would be better
there is one way to fix the problem of ski jumpers manipulating their genitalia to allow them to legally wear baggier ski jumping suits
get rid of all the uniform restrictions and let them jump in Kevin Smith's giant jorts
get rid of all the uniform restrictions and let them jump in Kevin Smith's giant jorts
February 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Rodger ought be made commissioner of all sports. He’d probably do it for free and everything would be better
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No. 7 - The Ravickians by Renee Gladman @dorothyproject.bsky.social
Decay, despair, loss in & of Ravicka, in translation of language & relationships by time, age & distance. Luswage Amini & Ana Patova’s failure to connect over 30 years. ‘Ana Patova Crosses a Bridge’ is next 💙📚 #Booksky #LitFic
Decay, despair, loss in & of Ravicka, in translation of language & relationships by time, age & distance. Luswage Amini & Ana Patova’s failure to connect over 30 years. ‘Ana Patova Crosses a Bridge’ is next 💙📚 #Booksky #LitFic
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
No. 7 - The Ravickians by Renee Gladman @dorothyproject.bsky.social
Decay, despair, loss in & of Ravicka, in translation of language & relationships by time, age & distance. Luswage Amini & Ana Patova’s failure to connect over 30 years. ‘Ana Patova Crosses a Bridge’ is next 💙📚 #Booksky #LitFic
Decay, despair, loss in & of Ravicka, in translation of language & relationships by time, age & distance. Luswage Amini & Ana Patova’s failure to connect over 30 years. ‘Ana Patova Crosses a Bridge’ is next 💙📚 #Booksky #LitFic
Each episode is a frame by frame remake of a previous Jim Henson episode but also unique and credited to someone named Saul Maynard
February 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Each episode is a frame by frame remake of a previous Jim Henson episode but also unique and credited to someone named Saul Maynard
The song he sings is one song yet includes and is every song ever written or to be written
February 7, 2026 at 2:19 AM
The song he sings is one song yet includes and is every song ever written or to be written
Financial scams and rug pulls
What is the "crypto industry"?
Like, what does it produce?
Like, what does it produce?
February 6, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Financial scams and rug pulls
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why do we call it the Musk-Epstein scandal and not elongate
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
why do we call it the Musk-Epstein scandal and not elongate