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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️
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Might stop and ask to pet your dog. I promise to never wear a quarter-zip or a hoodie with a blazer. Translated literature enthusiast. Third to the West. Ménard > Cervantes #FreePalestine
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Never scoffed at something harder
‘This deal has apparently been in the works for a while. In a press release last month, UMG described the deal as as a "pioneering commercial ethical foundational model for AI generated music that works in collaboration with the music industry and its creators." ‘
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

💙📚 #BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books #translatedlit
Cover of Elfriede Jelinek's The Piano Teacher
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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And if you want to read a great novella:
The cover of Helen DeWitt’s novella ‘The English Understand Wool’ featuring a painting of cake slices on plates by Wayne Thiebaud
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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What version are the Kings now Vivek?
Vivek Ranadive hopes for Sacramento Kings v3.0
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Every parlay would be this
Norman Rockwell meme of man standing in a public forum making an announcement
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Sounds very compelling
Riegert demonstrated a five-agent workforce that produced a complete book—research, writing, layout, cover design, and Amazon metadata—in five minutes from a single prompt. The result was "terrible," he admitted, but functional enough to list on Kindle Direct Publishing before he deleted it.
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Olive is furious
Olive thee Pug in a Chucky howlloween costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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My pug hates me too right now
Olive thee Pug in a Chucky Howl’loween costume
October 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Snell’s the not hot guy from 98 Degrees
Photo of boy band 98 Degrees
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Oh you should checkout our all-star catcher — 5’7” king Alejandro Kirk
Blue Jays catcher Alejandro Kirk cranking a homer
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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I can help
Parody of NBA’s streaming provider schedule
October 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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The leader we need
Hans Moleman from The Simpsons
October 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Got to attend a book launch for Damion Searls newly published Analog Days at Type Books in Toronto. Was a joy listening to Damion discuss his translation philosophy and tell some funny anecdotes. He generously signed four books for me too 💙📚 #BookSky #IndieLit #Translation #TranslatedLit
The four books Damion Searls signed for me Copy of Jon Fosse’s Septology signed by the translator Damion Searls
October 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Only bought two books today; quite proud of my restraint. Acquired from Type Books in Toronto

@transitbooks.bsky.social @openletterbooks.bsky.social

💙📚 #BookSky #IndieLit #TranslatedLit
Books bought today — Vaim by Jon Fosse and Death in Spring by Mercè Rodoreda
October 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Olive hates me right now 😭 #DogSky
Olive thee Pug wearing a Chucky howloween costume — striped shirt with overalls and knife
October 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Cartoon meme of soldier taking fire to protect a sleeping child at peace
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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That ref and JSN
Cartoon Meme of soldier taking fire to protect sleeping child at peace
October 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Picked up some bangers from Type Books in Toronto

@dorothyproject.bsky.social @coffeehousepress.bsky.social

💙📚 #BookSky #Books
Books bought today: Shadow Ticket - Thomas Pynchon, Helen of Nowhere - Makenna Goodman and The Endless Week - Laura Vasquez
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Nobody is doing it like @rodger.bsky.social and y’all should subscribe to his newsletter
Excerpt from Rodger’s latest newsletter: The Cardinals have now lost three straight games on last-second field goals, which is reportedly the first time in NFL history that any team has lost back-to-back-to-back games at the buzzer. On one hand, they’re only a few seconds from being undefeated. On the other hand, I am troubled by the microscopic levels of Dog in this team. Medical professionals are scanning the Cardinals’ chests with Dog detectors and coming up empty. Theoretical physicists hypothesize that a substance they’re calling “anti-Dog” may exist in the hearts of the Arizona Cardinals. I look forward to seeing how they lose at the last second next week.
October 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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2025 No. 35: Nathalie Sarraute - The Planetarium. Tr. from French by Maria Jolas @dalkeyarchive.bsky.social

Sarraute nails the interiority of her characters — where all the ‘action’ takes place. The stop/go, groping prose is perfect for the anxieties plaguing Alain & his circle.

💙📚 #BookSky
Cover of The Planetarium from The Dalkey Archive Essentials series
October 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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👏👏👏
Excerpt from Josh Gondelman’s latest newsletter “Drake also endorsed Aspiration. I guess he just loves trees, although Kendrick Lamar would probably say he's more into saplings.”
September 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Craig Finn — lead singer of The Hold Steady — wearing a blue suit with a white shirt, baseball hat and sunglasses. He’s standing on a highway overpass
September 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Whitlock is a craven grifter who can’t hack it with actual smart and insightful sports reporters/columnists/analysts. He’s got one move — Always scraping the bottom of the barrel. This was his YouTube video about Paige Bueckers from the draft:
Thumbnail of dipshit Jason Whitlock’s YouTube video from the WNBA draft speculating on Paige Bueckers sexuality
September 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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This paragraph might be more offensive than what Whitlock did
Excerpt from the re-posted article: “I have had a lot of respect for Jason Whitlock. I’ve been reading his sports commentary since he was Big Sexy in Kansas City, overreacting to every win or loss by the Kansas City Chiefs. Whether you agree with his takes or not, the man is an entertainer, he’s intelligent, he’s strategic and he knows what he’s doing.”
September 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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@mcuban.bsky.social Fixed it for you
Making fun of Mark Cuban's post defending Steve Ballmer that a billionaire would never do anything unscrupulous with respect to the shady $28M Kawhi Leonard sponsorship deal
September 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM