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I am a man of many blankets
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something
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I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards
October 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards
they kidnapped a woman for writing an op-ed
If we were living under fascism, none of you would be here daring to post things. You'd be erasing your social media accounts and keeping your head down; you'd know that peacocking your faux-bravery on a network would expose you to being disappeared.
You have no idea what "fascism" really means.
You have no idea what "fascism" really means.
the regime is zip tying toddlers and ripping them away from their mothers unclothed... calling it fascism upsets this neo-con.
October 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
they kidnapped a woman for writing an op-ed
Is the Discover tab just a bunch of male nudity for everyone else?
September 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Is the Discover tab just a bunch of male nudity for everyone else?
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I’m extremely grateful for Newsome’s forthrightness against Trump. He shouldn’t be the 2028 nominee, though, because he doesn’t understand that the defense of homeless and/or transgender people (two name two examples) are part of any struggle against fascism
August 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I’m extremely grateful for Newsome’s forthrightness against Trump. He shouldn’t be the 2028 nominee, though, because he doesn’t understand that the defense of homeless and/or transgender people (two name two examples) are part of any struggle against fascism
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The idea that the progressive left used the internet to bully institutions into accepting unpopular, far-left positions is the exact opposite of what has actually happened. The alt-right used the internet for ideological capture and they are now in the White House bragging about it daily
June 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The idea that the progressive left used the internet to bully institutions into accepting unpopular, far-left positions is the exact opposite of what has actually happened. The alt-right used the internet for ideological capture and they are now in the White House bragging about it daily
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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the "where are all the protests against trump" people became the "these protests against trump are bad optics" people so quickly you may have missed it
June 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
the "where are all the protests against trump" people became the "these protests against trump are bad optics" people so quickly you may have missed it
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literally every day is going to provide more evidence that the "let's provide some votes for the least bad trump nominees out of respect for the presidency" was a boneheaded strategy. any idiot could have told senate democrats that any vote for any of these people was going to make them look bad.
March 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
literally every day is going to provide more evidence that the "let's provide some votes for the least bad trump nominees out of respect for the presidency" was a boneheaded strategy. any idiot could have told senate democrats that any vote for any of these people was going to make them look bad.
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if we had an effective dem party, starting 8:30-9 this am, every dem on capitol hill would be on this story. they'd be calling for hegseth and waltz and the rest to resign, theyd be calling on trump to come clean with the people about what else they leaked. they'd be pushing for investigations etc
March 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
if we had an effective dem party, starting 8:30-9 this am, every dem on capitol hill would be on this story. they'd be calling for hegseth and waltz and the rest to resign, theyd be calling on trump to come clean with the people about what else they leaked. they'd be pushing for investigations etc
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It’s true we’re experiencing extrajudicial arrests and deportations, re-segregation of public and civil life, and the establishment of permanent Christo-fascist rule, but on the bright side, at least the economy is turning to shit
March 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM
It’s true we’re experiencing extrajudicial arrests and deportations, re-segregation of public and civil life, and the establishment of permanent Christo-fascist rule, but on the bright side, at least the economy is turning to shit
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The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me
March 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me
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bad news folks
i guess we’re going to find out if anything matters
March 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
bad news folks
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“of course, you remember when I invented severance”
March 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
“of course, you remember when I invented severance”
Guys, the Dems aren't upset at all. They wanted a "strong Republican party" they told us this constantly.
February 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Guys, the Dems aren't upset at all. They wanted a "strong Republican party" they told us this constantly.
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hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"
February 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"
oh brotthherrrr
"...if American democracy can survive 10 years of Greta Thunberg scolding you guys can survive a few months of Elon Musk," VP Vance tells the Munich Security Group.
February 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
oh brotthherrrr
I get to see The fucking Anniversary play in DC! I'm so fucking pumped.
February 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I get to see The fucking Anniversary play in DC! I'm so fucking pumped.
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Bumping this with the hope that a senator might see it
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 4, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Bumping this with the hope that a senator might see it
Canada's gonna have it's own version of freedom fries before the week's over.
February 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Canada's gonna have it's own version of freedom fries before the week's over.
Cool country that was apparently only surviving on norms and has been mostly dismantled in less than 2 weeks.
February 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Cool country that was apparently only surviving on norms and has been mostly dismantled in less than 2 weeks.
I have an extra set of silverware that I call the "overtime silverware" for when I don't feel like cleaning the normal silverware.
February 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I have an extra set of silverware that I call the "overtime silverware" for when I don't feel like cleaning the normal silverware.
uhhh guys I don't think things are getting better any time soon.
And after igniting a tariff war, President Trump is again talking this morning about Canada giving up its independence - and, by the way, healthcare - to become part of the U.S.
February 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
uhhh guys I don't think things are getting better any time soon.