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Sneebs
@thesneebs.bsky.social
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old Labour socialist fat goblin who likes video-games, musicals comic books & fantasy stories. Recovering Brony, Good old fashioned weirdo. Bisexual, (he/him)
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"The Dark Lord has taken over our land. What do we do?"

"Learn from the goblins."

"What? Those useless little-"

"Takes skill to mask rebellion as incompetence."

"What?"

"They know His reign will end. For now, they persist and resist."

"Oh."

"Also: remember every moment of joy is a victory."
January 27, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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screamkings.bsky.social
Gotta love a good hop

Cartoon by Sarah Andersen
Comic
January 22, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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pkandelic.bsky.social
Legolas and Gimli meme. The captions on the three panels read: Gimli: "Never thought I'd did fighting side by side with the French." Legolas: "Qu’en est-il côte à côte avec un ami?" Gimli: "What?"
January 18, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
i made a girl laugh once in the first grade and i’ve been chasing that same high ever since
July 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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dly.bsky.social
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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twarda.bsky.social
I paint on a Nintendo 3DS & Switch.
No AI. Art finds a way.

#noai #digitalart #gaming #pokemon #dinosaurs
Study of a Saichania skull Stylised painting Tuojiangosaurus in a forest Bulbasaur: a Pokemon fanart painting A dynamic Velociraptor: stylised painting
November 2, 2023 at 5:32 PM
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smolrobots.bsky.social
1333) Tatbot. Need a last minute Christmas gift? Just some random crap that you can wrap up and they can go "ooh, lovely" and never look at again? Tatbot has you covered: it's filled with boxes and boxes of Christmas tat that no one really wants.
A round-topped robot with banded arms and legs and an antenna that has a door in its tummy and a hollow interior. It's opening the door with one hand and holding out a pink box filled with bottles and jars labeled "Smellies..." with the other. Inside it are three more boxes, labeled "Liquor Gift Set", "Themed Crap" and "Bath Shit".
December 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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jessieboo.bsky.social
repost if trans people should have dr pepper
December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
The internet sucks now because everything needs to result in the maximal outcome so instead of seeing the Coldplay couple and going “lol pretty funny” we end up with this, everything is Qanon, everything is the Inquisition, when the fun of it should be “well, never have to think about this again!”
michaelhobbes.bsky.social Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · Dec 19
It was a perfect viral moment, a 5 second video snippet that appeared to tell an entire story. Then the country got way, way, way too invested.
December 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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scifantasy.bsky.social
my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite

and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
"man with balloon"
a painting of a creature that looks like a man in a trenchcoat and hat, inside it's raw flesh, intestines and small curled arms. its face is a sinewy hole. its intestine is floating up and inflates into a glowing balloon shape with red splotches loosely making a smily face
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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robinince.bsky.social
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
This is the saddest day of my professional life. Today is not only the final recording of the latest series of The Infinite Monkey Cage, it is my last ever Monkey Cage. I never thought that I would have to leave the show. I always imagined going on until | dropped dead under the studio lights due to a brain aneurysm caused by my final attempt to understand notions of quantum gravity or the shock of being told about fly maggot infestations in the sacks of macaque monkeys. I resigned in September, after sixteen years of dedication to the show, A show that I named and helped develop over all those years. Unfortunately, my opinions outside the BBC have been considered problematic for sometime, whether it has been voicing support for the trans community, criticism of Donald Trump, numerous other outlandish opinions, including once gently criticising Stephen Fry. These things were considered to conflict with being a freelance BBC science presenter In a recent meeting where BBC Studio executives again voiced problems with me, I realised my choices. Obedience and being quieter to remain making Monkey Cage, or 'Resign and have the freedom to speak out against what I believe are injustices'. • I chose the latter. It broke my heart. I love this show and I love the audience, and it is because of the audience in particular, that this decision was so difficult to make. I kept thinking about all the extremist voices promoting hate and division. They are being given so many platforms, while voices that represent kindness, open mindedness, empathy seem to be scarcer and scarcer. I felt I couldn't pamper myself with the luxury of silence. One of my many privileges is that I am able to resign and I can speak out even if it is to the detriment of my career. I have thought a lot about my heroes, Sinead O Connor, James Baldwin, Audre Lorde, and so many more. I think of Sinead's words, "the job of an artist is to be themselves at any cost". James Baldwin said prejudice was really just a word for cowardice. Audre Lorde, viewing her life, wrote that her only regrets were her silences. I think of my father as I resign, he brought me up to believe in fairness , justice and kindness. Though my heart is broken, it is also full of fire. I apologise to our incredible listeners for my departure, your love of the show means a great deal. I am so sorry to let you down. I hope that you can understand my reasoning. I have to accept that I am not what the current BBC expects of their freelance presenters. Despite this I should add that I have always worked far more than my contracted hours to try and ensure the show was always the best it could be, as well as making myself accessible and responsive to the audience wherever and whenever I met them. Every night, we have recorded, I have been filled with determination to make the best show possible. This was not "just a job" I hope that with my departure I can be a better ally to the LGBTQ community, to the neurodivergent community, to activists fighting against those who aim to brutalise society, to those currently in prison on hunger strike, and to all those who fight for a more inclusive world. From many conversations, I know there are many Monkey Cage listeners who support these communities and activists too. The strawberry is dead. Long live the strawberry. B
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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brandonfriedman.bsky.social
If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
December 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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sarahoconnorft.ft.com
Welcome to Britain, a country so short of dentists that an MP's 87-year-old mum pulled her teeth out with pliers. Also a country with thousands of foreign-qualified dentists who can’t work until they pass an exam so oversubscribed it’s like trying to book Glasto tickets. www.ft.com/content/f4e5...
December 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
THREAD.

A collection of photographs of excellent goats I have met during walks in the British countryside.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
Some goats who grew up during the heyday of Slipknot, Linkin Park and Korn, and had always wanted to form their own band within the nu metal subgenre, but now, having finally been brave enough to commit and go for it, are trying to brave it out and conceal their concern that they might have left it too late to fit in with prevailing musical trends.
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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spavel.bsky.social
"Today’s microwave can cook a frozen burrito. Tomorrow’s microwave will be able to cook an entire Thanksgiving Dinner. Ten years from now a microwave may even be able to run the country."
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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theonion.com
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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timeskull.bsky.social
580 - Min-Max Baby
P1 - baby: Ok I'll take the 'colic' trait for extra points.. Then put everything into legs.. P2 - baby(now has adult legs, easily steps out of crib) P3 - baby(kicking thru refrigerated display door + guzzling milk): ...sequence break to enter grocery while the 'nursing' bonus to milk is active.. P4 - baby(typing in an office): now I can WORK at a JOB sooner
September 15, 2023 at 12:44 AM
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squeamysalami.likes.earth
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
A depiction of sisyphus rolling the boulder up hill "Keeping my fucking glasses clean"
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
Sign on a library book drop sign requesting people to yell "NOT A SQUIRREL" to confirm they are human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch.
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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superbreeze.bsky.social
🎵The Vengabus is coming,
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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richardkadrey.bsky.social
Good morning
"I spent two years at a top university, was taught by some of the finest modern archaeologists and THIS is what I learned." Ancient civilizations Preppies: Persia, Mycenae Goths: Egypt and Assyria Nerds: Babylon, Greece Jocks: Sparta, Macedonia
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM