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G. Whilikerz
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I draw the comic strip "irritability" (maze.icomix.com) + I post some times
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Miles "Tails" Prower
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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dochaus.bsky.social
suddenly I'm smelling freakin maple syrup in my potion, I turn my carriage around, go BACK to the apothecary, who's not even wearing a robe by the way, and ask him WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? and he says "oh we just added a little sweetener," LIKE THE FREAKIN UNSEELIE COURT WOULD? PUT ON A DANG ROBE!
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
timeskull.bsky.social
Unfortunately, it is indeed fairly fucking performative when I take my 32" large type copy of Ulysses on the bus but I'm actually reading a "naruto" in there
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
timeskull.bsky.social
what ever happened to POTION flavored potions???
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
timeskull.bsky.social
Chat, what’s the move?
Screencap from the game “Pikmin bloom”, the game is asking “save this photo?” about a closeup pic of a cat making a dumb face
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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outsidewolves.bsky.social
dreams can become reality… #lasercutting #tractor_feed #trypophobia
An image of a laser cutter making lines and holes in paper. A hand holding a sheet of paper that is entirely tractor feed pinfeed holes. Two hands gently separating strips of perforated paper.
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
timeskull.bsky.social
RT if youre the kind of sicko who Would Like This
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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timeskull.bsky.social
832 - Cereal Innovator
p1 - A Generic Bald Man in a Tshirt has his breakfast of minecraft cubes cereal (as seen in 509) all prepared. He opens a kitchen drawer to get a spoon but all that's in there is a Weird plastic Blob GBM: what the- Weird Blob: Good morning!! We've upgraded your tableware to the all new Forq 2.0 system!! p2 - GBM has picked up the Forq to address it Forq: Now you can share your meal to the cloud, get suggested recipes, connect with providers, and so much more! GBM: Yeah, sure. How do I eat with it? F: It sounds like you're trying to use your new Forq 2.0 ot eat a meal! That's great! First you'll need to install the app & create an account. p3 - GBM has put F down on the counter, and is drinking the cereal directly from the bowl GBM: Maybe later. I've gotta work. F: Hey! you can't do that! GBM (sfx): slurp F: That violates the terms of service!! p4 - a cop with mirrored aviator sunglasses and no neck kicks down the front door and starts shooting immediately Cop: Freeze! Term-violating scum! GBM (doing the "dying for bush's oil profits!" pose, two cartoony holes in his belly, from which milk and unchewed cereal cubes spill freely): AW!
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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830 - Parable Shit & 831 - More Funding
p1 - On the banks of a subterranean river, two ferry businesses have set up shop. One is run by a giant frog and scorpion, and the other by a regular-sized fox, goose, and sack of grain. A Swimming-themed Adventurer (wearing enchanted water wings, life vest, tropical trunks, aqua socks, and a stripe of zinc oxide over his nose) looks at both teams with limited patience. Swimming Adventurer: oh great... SA: more PARABLE shit p2 - SA has boarded the frog and they are swimming across the river. SA: Scorpion, if you sting frog, I'm going to kill you immediately. Scorpion: sure. got it. "no stinging" p3 - Scorpion stings frog in the head stinger: poit S: oh, whoops Frog: tee hee! SA: Fucker! (he slashes them with his paddle-shaped sword in an 'Iai' technique) Scorpion parts go flying, and Frog is nearly beheaded Scorpion's head: Haw Haw! p4 SA (swimming away, crawl style): Let's try the next one 831 - More Funding p1 - Swimming Adventurer is climbing out of the water to board a rowboat Voice From off Panel: Welcome Aboard! p2 - The Fox is struggling to swallow whole the Goose, who is likewise swallowing the whole bag of grain. They are making stupid faces SA (kicking them off the boat): Like I give a shit!! p3 - SA has put oars in the oarlocks and is rowing toward the other side Mechanized Voice: NON-ANIMAL-CREWED VESSEL DETECTED SA: ? p4 - A BattleTech, approximated as Opa-Opa Fantasy Star with big mecha legs and missile pods, launches a salvo of missiles at the tiny rowboat BattleTech: ENGAGING. SA: WHAT THE- p5 - The rowboat is consumed by a massive explosion, we see this on a video monitor in the Dungeon Conference room BT: TARGET ELIMINATED. Chappy Chappy, Troll, SmartHat, Alex (pounding table): More Funding! CC, T, SH, A (pounding table): More Funding! More Funding! Beireia (shrugs) The Lich (hating technology): Boo!
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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829 - I'm Tecmo, Welcome 2 My Deception
p1 - "Kagero" from Tecmo's Deception 2 is excitedly pitching her idea to Chappy Chappy, who is looking at his phone and handing her a clipboard Kagero: Hey! Let me put my stuff in your place! K: It'll be cool! CC: Sure. Fine. CC: Just fill out the forms. p2 Narration: And so... (a plain-looking dumb guy is looking at a chest, as directed by numerous graffitis on the surroundings) Text over door: Turn around -> Dumb Guy: Duuh... Text over chest: Hm.. maybe the key is in here? Toc: open it dumbass Text under chest: ^ Here ^ (fool) p3 - DG has opened the lid of the chest, which lights up to show a mirror with the text "100% fool" "extreme idiot". below, electrodes begin to spark... DG: huh? p4 - DG is electrified big time, and we see his skeleton p5 - A big boot on a pendulum kicks the smoldering DG onto a spear trap. In the foreground, a passing rat's tail is snapped by a classic-style mousetrap DG: YEEOWCH! Narration: Etc. p6 - CC is lecturing K while pointing at a projection screen CC: These reviews are hardly "cool" Screen: -ber's Rating: *oooo Screen: If I'm going to die in a setpiece, there should at least be some loot! K: That's Bull! They get to keep the chest that calls u stupid! (If they survive)
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
timeskull.bsky.social
mario64 had proboscis physics as well
gibbet-cage.bsky.social gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 7d
coworker_4 has gifted you a game on Steam. Add PROBOSCIS PRINCESS to your Library?

*You have 1 new message from coworker_4*
this is the game with the proboscis physics that I was telling you about
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
timeskull.bsky.social
832 - Cereal Innovator
p1 - A Generic Bald Man in a Tshirt has his breakfast of minecraft cubes cereal (as seen in 509) all prepared. He opens a kitchen drawer to get a spoon but all that's in there is a Weird plastic Blob GBM: what the- Weird Blob: Good morning!! We've upgraded your tableware to the all new Forq 2.0 system!! p2 - GBM has picked up the Forq to address it Forq: Now you can share your meal to the cloud, get suggested recipes, connect with providers, and so much more! GBM: Yeah, sure. How do I eat with it? F: It sounds like you're trying to use your new Forq 2.0 ot eat a meal! That's great! First you'll need to install the app & create an account. p3 - GBM has put F down on the counter, and is drinking the cereal directly from the bowl GBM: Maybe later. I've gotta work. F: Hey! you can't do that! GBM (sfx): slurp F: That violates the terms of service!! p4 - a cop with mirrored aviator sunglasses and no neck kicks down the front door and starts shooting immediately Cop: Freeze! Term-violating scum! GBM (doing the "dying for bush's oil profits!" pose, two cartoony holes in his belly, from which milk and unchewed cereal cubes spill freely): AW!
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
timeskull.bsky.social
830 - Parable Shit & 831 - More Funding
p1 - On the banks of a subterranean river, two ferry businesses have set up shop. One is run by a giant frog and scorpion, and the other by a regular-sized fox, goose, and sack of grain. A Swimming-themed Adventurer (wearing enchanted water wings, life vest, tropical trunks, aqua socks, and a stripe of zinc oxide over his nose) looks at both teams with limited patience. Swimming Adventurer: oh great... SA: more PARABLE shit p2 - SA has boarded the frog and they are swimming across the river. SA: Scorpion, if you sting frog, I'm going to kill you immediately. Scorpion: sure. got it. "no stinging" p3 - Scorpion stings frog in the head stinger: poit S: oh, whoops Frog: tee hee! SA: Fucker! (he slashes them with his paddle-shaped sword in an 'Iai' technique) Scorpion parts go flying, and Frog is nearly beheaded Scorpion's head: Haw Haw! p4 SA (swimming away, crawl style): Let's try the next one 831 - More Funding p1 - Swimming Adventurer is climbing out of the water to board a rowboat Voice From off Panel: Welcome Aboard! p2 - The Fox is struggling to swallow whole the Goose, who is likewise swallowing the whole bag of grain. They are making stupid faces SA (kicking them off the boat): Like I give a shit!! p3 - SA has put oars in the oarlocks and is rowing toward the other side Mechanized Voice: NON-ANIMAL-CREWED VESSEL DETECTED SA: ? p4 - A BattleTech, approximated as Opa-Opa Fantasy Star with big mecha legs and missile pods, launches a salvo of missiles at the tiny rowboat BattleTech: ENGAGING. SA: WHAT THE- p5 - The rowboat is consumed by a massive explosion, we see this on a video monitor in the Dungeon Conference room BT: TARGET ELIMINATED. Chappy Chappy, Troll, SmartHat, Alex (pounding table): More Funding! CC, T, SH, A (pounding table): More Funding! More Funding! Beireia (shrugs) The Lich (hating technology): Boo!
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
timeskull.bsky.social
829 - I'm Tecmo, Welcome 2 My Deception
p1 - "Kagero" from Tecmo's Deception 2 is excitedly pitching her idea to Chappy Chappy, who is looking at his phone and handing her a clipboard Kagero: Hey! Let me put my stuff in your place! K: It'll be cool! CC: Sure. Fine. CC: Just fill out the forms. p2 Narration: And so... (a plain-looking dumb guy is looking at a chest, as directed by numerous graffitis on the surroundings) Text over door: Turn around -> Dumb Guy: Duuh... Text over chest: Hm.. maybe the key is in here? Toc: open it dumbass Text under chest: ^ Here ^ (fool) p3 - DG has opened the lid of the chest, which lights up to show a mirror with the text "100% fool" "extreme idiot". below, electrodes begin to spark... DG: huh? p4 - DG is electrified big time, and we see his skeleton p5 - A big boot on a pendulum kicks the smoldering DG onto a spear trap. In the foreground, a passing rat's tail is snapped by a classic-style mousetrap DG: YEEOWCH! Narration: Etc. p6 - CC is lecturing K while pointing at a projection screen CC: These reviews are hardly "cool" Screen: -ber's Rating: *oooo Screen: If I'm going to die in a setpiece, there should at least be some loot! K: That's Bull! They get to keep the chest that calls u stupid! (If they survive)
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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bug-deal.bsky.social
this is the only day you can post this
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
timeskull.bsky.social
If I was fleeing the American Century of Humiliation, I would instead of white monster ask to be directed to local energy consumables such as uh.. (stumbles into orientalism sarcophagus in the memory palace) a big-ass cordyceps
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
timeskull.bsky.social
duuhh what if "what a fool believes" was about futilely trying to get back with Rita Repulsa??
OUTPUT:
as he rises to
her apology, anybody else would surely know
He's watching her monster grow
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
timeskull.bsky.social
what if kirby smocked weed would he become weed huuuh?? I am not going to engage w the corpus of existing literature on this topic,
November 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
timeskull.bsky.social
I’ve just figured out something huge, with theological implications that cannot be overstated: All abstractions are actually Guys
October 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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ANTHOLOGY OF THE KILLER 30% OFF. PLAY IT NOW...
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Anthology of the Killer by thecatamites
History is a nightmare - - and loving it!!!
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October 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
timeskull.bsky.social
I am taking night classes to learn the pokemon move “frenzy plant”
October 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
timeskull.bsky.social
Apparently the state of the art for "the little plastic beads that you fuse together with a clothes iron" has advanced significantly since I last used em! (this one is from twitter user chion_snow)
A diorama recreation of the fight against Magus in the SNES RPG "Chrono Trigger" Each sprite is fused separately, they stand in a ~2'x2'x2' black box to create a 3D effect. Party members are Frog, Chrono, and Marle
October 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
timeskull.bsky.social
also I can't recognize the totemkopf either, despite having it pointed out to me several times. The knowledge slides off my brain, I only remember "it looks stupid and childish in a way thats unsettling, given context", but so w/out context I don't get the feeling + dont recognize it. thx 4 reading
October 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
timeskull.bsky.social
huh, the electroduendes from 'La Bola de Cristal' are translated as electrogoblins so im surprised to see duendes be called elves when they are raining. We can thus posit an 'electro - rain' axis which is non-orthogonal to the 'goblin - elf' axis
metsky.bsky.social METsky 🏛️ @metsky.bsky.social · 18d
It's Raining Elves (Llueven duendes), 1807–45, by Leonardo Alenza y Nieto
Class: Drawings
Medium: Pen and dark brown ink, reinforced with brush and dark brown ink; composition outlined with pen and dark brown ink on all sides
https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/335165
It's Raining Elves (Llueven duendes), Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY
October 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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due to events, I have switched to using cash for all in-person purchases, but for steam etc. are there any ways to reduce my contribution to payment processors? e.g., does one $30 purchase result in less fees than two $15 ones?
October 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM