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G. Whilikerz
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I draw the comic strip "irritability" (maze.icomix.com) + I post some times
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Chat, what’s the move?
Screencap from the game “Pikmin bloom”, the game is asking “save this photo?” about a closeup pic of a cat making a dumb face
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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832 - Cereal Innovator
p1 - A Generic Bald Man in a Tshirt has his breakfast of minecraft cubes cereal (as seen in 509) all prepared. He opens a kitchen drawer to get a spoon but all that's in there is a Weird plastic Blob GBM: what the- Weird Blob: Good morning!! We've upgraded your tableware to the all new Forq 2.0 system!! p2 - GBM has picked up the Forq to address it Forq: Now you can share your meal to the cloud, get suggested recipes, connect with providers, and so much more! GBM: Yeah, sure. How do I eat with it? F: It sounds like you're trying to use your new Forq 2.0 ot eat a meal! That's great! First you'll need to install the app & create an account. p3 - GBM has put F down on the counter, and is drinking the cereal directly from the bowl GBM: Maybe later. I've gotta work. F: Hey! you can't do that! GBM (sfx): slurp F: That violates the terms of service!! p4 - a cop with mirrored aviator sunglasses and no neck kicks down the front door and starts shooting immediately Cop: Freeze! Term-violating scum! GBM (doing the "dying for bush's oil profits!" pose, two cartoony holes in his belly, from which milk and unchewed cereal cubes spill freely): AW!
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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830 - Parable Shit & 831 - More Funding
p1 - On the banks of a subterranean river, two ferry businesses have set up shop. One is run by a giant frog and scorpion, and the other by a regular-sized fox, goose, and sack of grain. A Swimming-themed Adventurer (wearing enchanted water wings, life vest, tropical trunks, aqua socks, and a stripe of zinc oxide over his nose) looks at both teams with limited patience. Swimming Adventurer: oh great... SA: more PARABLE shit p2 - SA has boarded the frog and they are swimming across the river. SA: Scorpion, if you sting frog, I'm going to kill you immediately. Scorpion: sure. got it. "no stinging" p3 - Scorpion stings frog in the head stinger: poit S: oh, whoops Frog: tee hee! SA: Fucker! (he slashes them with his paddle-shaped sword in an 'Iai' technique) Scorpion parts go flying, and Frog is nearly beheaded Scorpion's head: Haw Haw! p4 SA (swimming away, crawl style): Let's try the next one 831 - More Funding p1 - Swimming Adventurer is climbing out of the water to board a rowboat Voice From off Panel: Welcome Aboard! p2 - The Fox is struggling to swallow whole the Goose, who is likewise swallowing the whole bag of grain. They are making stupid faces SA (kicking them off the boat): Like I give a shit!! p3 - SA has put oars in the oarlocks and is rowing toward the other side Mechanized Voice: NON-ANIMAL-CREWED VESSEL DETECTED SA: ? p4 - A BattleTech, approximated as Opa-Opa Fantasy Star with big mecha legs and missile pods, launches a salvo of missiles at the tiny rowboat BattleTech: ENGAGING. SA: WHAT THE- p5 - The rowboat is consumed by a massive explosion, we see this on a video monitor in the Dungeon Conference room BT: TARGET ELIMINATED. Chappy Chappy, Troll, SmartHat, Alex (pounding table): More Funding! CC, T, SH, A (pounding table): More Funding! More Funding! Beireia (shrugs) The Lich (hating technology): Boo!
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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829 - I'm Tecmo, Welcome 2 My Deception
p1 - "Kagero" from Tecmo's Deception 2 is excitedly pitching her idea to Chappy Chappy, who is looking at his phone and handing her a clipboard Kagero: Hey! Let me put my stuff in your place! K: It'll be cool! CC: Sure. Fine. CC: Just fill out the forms. p2 Narration: And so... (a plain-looking dumb guy is looking at a chest, as directed by numerous graffitis on the surroundings) Text over door: Turn around -> Dumb Guy: Duuh... Text over chest: Hm.. maybe the key is in here? Toc: open it dumbass Text under chest: ^ Here ^ (fool) p3 - DG has opened the lid of the chest, which lights up to show a mirror with the text "100% fool" "extreme idiot". below, electrodes begin to spark... DG: huh? p4 - DG is electrified big time, and we see his skeleton p5 - A big boot on a pendulum kicks the smoldering DG onto a spear trap. In the foreground, a passing rat's tail is snapped by a classic-style mousetrap DG: YEEOWCH! Narration: Etc. p6 - CC is lecturing K while pointing at a projection screen CC: These reviews are hardly "cool" Screen: -ber's Rating: *oooo Screen: If I'm going to die in a setpiece, there should at least be some loot! K: That's Bull! They get to keep the chest that calls u stupid! (If they survive)
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Pencil sketch of a boxy treehouse just below the crown of a tree. Steps lead up the trunk to the underside, where there’s presumably a hatch. One branch passed through the floor of the house n out a window
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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It’s the phantom mask enemy from super Mario bros 2 for NES, in pencil, about 2” diameter
October 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Apparently the state of the art for "the little plastic beads that you fuse together with a clothes iron" has advanced significantly since I last used em! (this one is from twitter user chion_snow)
A diorama recreation of the fight against Magus in the SNES RPG "Chrono Trigger" Each sprite is fused separately, they stand in a ~2'x2'x2' black box to create a 3D effect. Party members are Frog, Chrono, and Marle
October 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Pencil line drawing of a gaunt Dracula glaring at the jacko lantern in his right hand. I was going for the “death is certain” pose but it didn’t really come through
October 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Pencil drawing of a werewolf with a mad grin running off with a fire hydrant under a full moon. There is a noticeable change in the level of detail, highest in the face, less in the body, with the moon etc just scribble scratch
October 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Saw a cool toad last nite…
A medium-sized American toad perched atop a rough hewn rock wall like a gargoyle or Batman etc.
October 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Nemesis voice:
A “STAIRS” door sign for which the “I” has fallen off (nemesis is from resident evil3 and he says “stars” in it)
October 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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828 - Ironically, Physical Trauma From The Bomb Killed Them Outright
p1 - split panel, above, Chappy walks carelessly through a maintenance corridor while looking at his orb. Below, 2 torch-wielding Adventurers converse Adventurer 1: This is the farthest we've ever gone, but it's time to head back. Adventurer 2: Yeah, I can barely carry all this loot! p2 - split panel, above, closeup of Chappy's foot getting tangled with the power cord to a "Torch Inducer" machine and unplugging it, below, the Adventurers are plunged into darkness, only their eyes are seen, loony tunes, style Torches: ffss... p3 - the eyes in the darkness are distended by fear A1&2: UOAAAHH!! A1:We're miles... MILES from the exit... If the torches don't come back on... there's NO WAY we'll make it back... bro, p4 - A2's eyes look suddenly calm A2: Wait, bro, our phones have a flashlight. A1: oh yeah. A1: WHEW! I thought we were gonna die! Thank god for modern technology! p5 - A1&2 have turned on the flashlights of their phones, revealing a shitty-looking humanoid monster walking toward them and carrying a large bomb with an LCD screen reading "EMP"
October 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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827 - Talking Out of Both Sides of Your Mouth
p1 Robot: Ahahahaha!! One of those guys actually got you?? You're slipping! Exoth (cut into ~2" cubes that are floating around in no particular order): Shut up! It was a bunch of those guys! X (cube that has the other half of his mouth): I thought they were weak cuz they looked dumb p2 - a hand holding something like Bulma's Dragon Ball detector indicates a cube floating 2 m down a sterile hallway. The indicator reads 'R. NIP' and the cube seems to have a nipple on it X: You need to go track down all my bits. Take this detector. Narration: (Art is Depiction) p3 - An unconscious assailant is slumped against the wall with open but blank eyes. The rest of its face is concealed by a stereotypical ninja mask, while the simplistic body is clear, and the circulatory system can be seen through it, though a strange lump is below the heart. A digit-less hand holds a 4-pointed shuriken R: Damn, he sure does look dumb. Don't you need more organs than that? & What's that weird one? X: huh?? p4: A closer look reveals the 'strange lump' is a human fetus. A closerer look reveals a second fetus behind the first. X: Oh, I'm growing the new me in that one. Don't worry about it, just get my cubes. R (looking closely): Why's there two? X: Yeah, one stays here, but another needs to go down to Hell. Now, get cubes! p5 R (noticing the 2nd fetus has hair similar to him and getting agitated): Hold up, why does this one have my haircut?? X: I SAID DON'T WORRY! Bring my brain back if you want explanations!
October 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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826 - Pedestrian Has the Right of Slay
p1 - A 'Fred Durst-style guy' whose feet are bionically grafted into gigantic sneakers (the Pedestrian) is stomping down a dungeon corridor while several orcs flee in terror. Behind the guy, bloody splatters and footprints. Pedestrian: I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here! P: Hey! I'm walkin here! p2 - The Troll grabs a panicked orc by the scruff of its neck TT: Hey where the hell are you going?? What kinda orc is afraid to die?? P (in the bg): i'm walkin im walk- Orc: N-Not like this! No steppy! p3 TT (handing the orc an SMG): I'll catch hell, but, desperate time; take this +12 Uzi Orc ('spraying and praying' in the general direction of the Pedestrian, headshotting another orc in the process): NO STEPPYYY!! Gun: BRR-RATATATA! P (three shots bounce harmlessly off his enchanted oversized sports jersey before a fourth lands in the gap in his backwards cap, 'doming' him) Hey- Hey- Hey I'm- AW! p4 Beireia (through a Crystal Ball Communicator): What the hell!! You can't just give a gun to an orc!! TT (holding the CBC up to the orc, who is now wearing sunglasses and a black leather jacket, and is smoking a cigar): Look, look... Skeletal Big Mouth Billy Bass: *Guitar Riff* B: Ehh... got its own issues, but good work, I guess. Narration: New Monster: "Cool Orc"!
October 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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825 - Top Ten Most Literalest Koans
p1 - a Civ6 missionary unit for Buddhism who looks suspiciously like Linji Yixuan is proselytizing. A Deranged Ruffian listens excitedly while licking his knife LY: "If you meet a buddha on the road, you must kill him" DR: Sounds like my kind of religion! DR: I'm sold! p2 - DR is on the road, and has met the Buddha, who is 4 m tall, made of bronze, has turrets full of battleship cannons, is deploying an AT fieldo, electrified seismic stomp, lotus missile pods, etc. The buddha's health bar is so long it breaks thru the panel boundary Health Bar: Buddha on the Road (1st Form) DR: What the-?! What is this health bar?? First Form??? p3 - DR is badly injured, he has to hold his head to stop it falling off and needs crutches to stand. He is crying real tears over his tough guy tear tattoos. Some more Civ6 missionaries for some dumb custom religion are proselytizing and their god who looks like a magical girl mascot is there too. Missionary: Our God is WEAK as HELL!! DR: sign me up, brother!
October 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Forgot the boots…
A crude pencil doodle of a xenomorph wearing a large-but-not-large-enough cowboy hat, it is wielding a lasso and six shooter, there are mesas and cacti in the bg
October 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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yah me 2
it's Crange the alive acorn from "He Is A Good Boy" by KC Green, doing a "thoughtful pause before speaking" pose
October 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Happy Birthday! Here’s some bugs
A southern flannel moth caterpillar, which looks more like a tribble than a normal caterpillar. They have a painful sting fyi A 3” or so long reddish millipede
September 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Can everyone see the problem that has occurred here?
It is a ThermoFisher auto grid clipping station, with brass and aluminum parts immersed in liquid nitrogen. A misclipped autogrid has the gold foil grid half in and half out, it is folded completely over the clip ring!
September 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Check out this cool stick my mom found
A knobby, knotty stick ending in a fist sized lump that menaces with large thorns
September 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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This was good as hell. If you can get your hands on the Russian papaya marshmallow candy “exotic joy”, I encourage you to do so
A wrapper of the candy described in the text of the post. It shows a cut papaya and leaves of tropical plants: elephant ear, monstruosa, but no papaya leaves
September 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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A sketch of a turtle emerging from hibernation, clumps of soil with grass n flowers still rest on its shell. Was supposed to be a snapping turtle but ended up looking more like a box turtle, at least the head. Pencil on printer paper
September 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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A to-go cup with steam coming out of a torn open pouring region of the lid, an open cup of creamer is there, blue ink on whiteboard
September 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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O yeah here’s a waterspout I saw Saturday
A thin tube stretches down from a dark cloud, but dissipates before it reaches the street
September 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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824 - Welcome 2 AbZone
p1 - Chappy, Alex, The Lich, and the Distortion Orb look over strange ruins stalked by huge shadows Distortion Orb: The #### Zone sarcophages the fallen Dominal Empire.. They held great power but fell victim to their own artifice. Chappy: Power... nothing that's gonna make MY empire fall, right?? Alex: Right... p2 A: These guys had a particular ideal of physical perfection (A worm guy, like from the cover of "God Emperor of Dune", but with lots of abs. People are doing crunches + planks before him) A: that became a total obsession with "Abs" (A normal brain, with an arrow pointing to a slightly smaller brain where the wrinkles are regular and rectangular, like abs) A: They became too dumb to maintain their society. C: We can all relate. p3 - Adventurers are frolicking in the ruins. They have pronounced abs. One guy's torso is stretched way up so he has a 12-pack. He hands a flower down to a woman who is inspecting his 12-pack thru a magnifying glass and making the bug out face. An old-tymey strongman is flexing. Narration: The curse of the Domina spreads its deadly allure among the clients. OldTyme Strongman: Six-Packer Abs O'Mine!! C: Hey Morons! You are supposed to Dislike this! The Lich: Desensitized 2 body horror eh? p4 - Monsters such as an orc and a flying eye thing have abs now. The orc is proudly showing off his sash that reads "Still Just 1 Hit to Kill". Huge amounts of money are flowing around, The Lich is buried up to her eye sockets. Beireia is counting bills with an incredulous expression. C: NO!!! I'm not buyin clothes for you fools!
September 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM