Brian
@therealbrian.bsky.social
He/him - ducking the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune - rural barkeep, recovering lawyer, recent empty nester, bi+🌈 originally NorCal 🦈🪼🌲, now the Prairie 🌾🍁❄️ - typos are part of the brand.
Treaty 6 - by the North Saskatchewan
Treaty 6 - by the North Saskatchewan
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Brian
@therealbrian.bsky.social
· Nov 6
I really did not think the Leopards Eating Faces Party's platform to immanentize the eschaton would be such a hit with the US electorate.
This is dope.
here you go
February 19, 2026 at 6:04 PM
This is dope.
Saving Private Ryan
I watched an amazing war movie get turned into sentimental boomer bullshit by Spielberg wielding a schmalz sledgehammer for the denouement. Basically soured me on Spielberg for anything other than action flicks.
I watched an amazing war movie get turned into sentimental boomer bullshit by Spielberg wielding a schmalz sledgehammer for the denouement. Basically soured me on Spielberg for anything other than action flicks.
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 19, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Saving Private Ryan
I watched an amazing war movie get turned into sentimental boomer bullshit by Spielberg wielding a schmalz sledgehammer for the denouement. Basically soured me on Spielberg for anything other than action flicks.
I watched an amazing war movie get turned into sentimental boomer bullshit by Spielberg wielding a schmalz sledgehammer for the denouement. Basically soured me on Spielberg for anything other than action flicks.
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Jamil Jivani’s plan to neg Canadians into making him PM off to rocky start (Podcast)
Jamil Jivani's plan to neg Canadians into making him PM off to rocky start
“You pussies wouldn’t have the guts to make me the most powerful man in the country.” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and special guest Rachel Gilmore) talk about Canadians coming t...
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February 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Jamil Jivani’s plan to neg Canadians into making him PM off to rocky start (Podcast)
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Andrew now backing Harald V of Norway as England’s rightful king.
February 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Andrew now backing Harald V of Norway as England’s rightful king.
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Heated Chivalry
February 19, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Heated Chivalry
🎵Mistah, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again...🎵
February 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
🎵Mistah, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again...🎵
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Matt Jeneroux leaves Conservative party after being too intimidated by Poilievre's workout regime
Matt Jeneroux leaves Conservative party after being too intimidated by Poilievre's workout regime
OTTAWA - In another parliamentary upset for Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives, Edmonton MP Matt Jeneroux crossed the floor to the Liberals this morning after revealing that he was too intimidated by Po...
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February 18, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Matt Jeneroux leaves Conservative party after being too intimidated by Poilievre's workout regime
Out visiting the 19 year old in bc, am leaving first thing tomorrow, and just said goodbye.
😭😭
😭😭
February 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Out visiting the 19 year old in bc, am leaving first thing tomorrow, and just said goodbye.
😭😭
😭😭
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The Rent Is Too Damn High Guy, the Leave Britney Alone fellow, every streaker at a bowl game 20 minutes after an Air Force flyover. We had our prophets and we laughed at them.
February 18, 2026 at 1:49 AM
The Rent Is Too Damn High Guy, the Leave Britney Alone fellow, every streaker at a bowl game 20 minutes after an Air Force flyover. We had our prophets and we laughed at them.
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
Greg and Saph...
Greg and Saph...
February 17, 2026 at 5:17 AM
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
Greg and Saph...
Greg and Saph...
John Lennon's custom painted 1965 Rolls Royce.
February 16, 2026 at 9:54 PM
John Lennon's custom painted 1965 Rolls Royce.
In a hotel, with The Matrix on, and it still looks amazing.
The elevator explosion, with the elevator doors bobbing on the fireball in slo-mo, is one of the best-looking explosion shots ever.
The elevator explosion, with the elevator doors bobbing on the fireball in slo-mo, is one of the best-looking explosion shots ever.
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 AM
In a hotel, with The Matrix on, and it still looks amazing.
The elevator explosion, with the elevator doors bobbing on the fireball in slo-mo, is one of the best-looking explosion shots ever.
The elevator explosion, with the elevator doors bobbing on the fireball in slo-mo, is one of the best-looking explosion shots ever.
⭐️ Pass it along, let’s see your pfp in its full-sized glory! ⭐️
February 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
⭐️ Pass it along, let’s see your pfp in its full-sized glory! ⭐️
Nice to know that, even in Italy, the hockey rink organ player does Kashmir breaks.
February 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Nice to know that, even in Italy, the hockey rink organ player does Kashmir breaks.
We sling a lot of poutine here, and they're all yummy, but sometimes, they come out looking perfect.
February 15, 2026 at 12:52 AM
We sling a lot of poutine here, and they're all yummy, but sometimes, they come out looking perfect.
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Self-Portrait (rotated), potential sketch for The Creation of Adam, by Michelangelo, late 15th//early 16th c
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Self-Portrait (rotated), potential sketch for The Creation of Adam, by Michelangelo, late 15th//early 16th c
New Daft Punk album looks lit.
February 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
New Daft Punk album looks lit.
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Here is a post from Steve to share with your loved ones. Happy Valentine's Day!
February 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Here is a post from Steve to share with your loved ones. Happy Valentine's Day!
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February 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
Watching the Olympic Men's Hockey, and Connor McDavid has resting "I took that personally" face. Dude looks mean.
February 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Watching the Olympic Men's Hockey, and Connor McDavid has resting "I took that personally" face. Dude looks mean.
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it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks
February 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks
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Director of Health and Human Services, GG Allin
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Director of Health and Human Services, GG Allin