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Trump in the SCIF pics he posted is doing some of the most overtly 2:12am Going Back For More Olive work of his life.
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Trump in the SCIF pics he posted is doing some of the most overtly 2:12am Going Back For More Olive work of his life.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
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these old ladies boarded the quiet car and have been yapping non stop. Do i dare
December 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
these old ladies boarded the quiet car and have been yapping non stop. Do i dare
something to keep in mind for the holidays
December 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
something to keep in mind for the holidays
just saw a promo for a new food show called Everything on the Menu and it was a clip of a guy going “That’s why I’m ordering EVERYTHING ON THE MENU.” god bless america
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
just saw a promo for a new food show called Everything on the Menu and it was a clip of a guy going “That’s why I’m ordering EVERYTHING ON THE MENU.” god bless america
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it’s like Anthony Bourdain said: once you’ve been to San Francisco, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Marc Andreessen to death with your bare hands
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it’s like Anthony Bourdain said: once you’ve been to San Francisco, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Marc Andreessen to death with your bare hands
it’s almost time for my favorite christmas tradition: defector’s “what did americans get stuck in their orifices this year” post. reading old ones to get hyped up
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
it’s almost time for my favorite christmas tradition: defector’s “what did americans get stuck in their orifices this year” post. reading old ones to get hyped up
he yearns for a taste of peru
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
he yearns for a taste of peru
what psychiatric thing is it when i can’t sleep with anybody without it ruining my life in several different ways for several weeks to a year
December 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
what psychiatric thing is it when i can’t sleep with anybody without it ruining my life in several different ways for several weeks to a year
first i thought this place was too horny. now i dont think it’s horny enough
December 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
first i thought this place was too horny. now i dont think it’s horny enough
@rusty.todayintabs.com I was so confused
December 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@rusty.todayintabs.com I was so confused
Not even a phishing email. i checked
December 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Not even a phishing email. i checked
he got stoned and tried to suck his own thing. it happens
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
he got stoned and tried to suck his own thing. it happens
only just reading the fine print on the “Receipt” emoji
December 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
only just reading the fine print on the “Receipt” emoji
my friends have a poster of this in their bathroom and i’m constantly thinking about stealing it but it won’t fit down my pants
December 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
my friends have a poster of this in their bathroom and i’m constantly thinking about stealing it but it won’t fit down my pants
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The titular wokeness being rolled back is the Civil Rights Act of 1964
Washington Post editorial board really speaking truth to power
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The titular wokeness being rolled back is the Civil Rights Act of 1964
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im sick of bullshit, im sick of rancor, im sick of aggression, of preening and sanctimony and malice and grandiosity and fraud and corruption. i would like things to be a lot less like the way they are and yet, i am skeptical that the toothpaste is ever going back into the tube
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
im sick of bullshit, im sick of rancor, im sick of aggression, of preening and sanctimony and malice and grandiosity and fraud and corruption. i would like things to be a lot less like the way they are and yet, i am skeptical that the toothpaste is ever going back into the tube
is anyone working for a website that needs someone to write recaps of All’s Fair???? this is my application
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
is anyone working for a website that needs someone to write recaps of All’s Fair???? this is my application
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if you were writing a novel about how the u.s. had been entirely taken over by 24/7 cokeheads how would it be any different
Palmer Luckey Wants to Take War Beneath the Earth's Crust https://gizmodo.com/palmer-luckey-wants-to-take-war-beneath-the-earths-crust-2000695764
Palmer Luckey Wants to Take War Beneath the Earth's Crust
"People think it's some kind of crazy, crazy, nutty thing," said Luckey.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
if you were writing a novel about how the u.s. had been entirely taken over by 24/7 cokeheads how would it be any different
god i love the time of year when the chopped cheese harvest comes in
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
god i love the time of year when the chopped cheese harvest comes in