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i hate donald trump like everybody else of course but deep down i feel an uncomfortable affinity with him because i too want to hear “i love you and i think you’re a genius” from everyone i interact with
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i hate donald trump like everybody else of course but deep down i feel an uncomfortable affinity with him because i too want to hear “i love you and i think you’re a genius” from everyone i interact with
held back on posting this all week because i was waiting to hear back about a job. the bad news is i didnt get it. the good news is now i can share this newly relevant joke with you
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
held back on posting this all week because i was waiting to hear back about a job. the bad news is i didnt get it. the good news is now i can share this newly relevant joke with you
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
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I will be stepping back from my public commitments but I will continue being around teenagers all the time
Breaking News: Larry Summers said he was “deeply ashamed” about his ties to Jeffrey Epstein, and would step back from public commitments, but continue teaching.
Larry Summers to Step Back From Public Commitments Over Epstein Emails
New emails showed that Dr. Summers, a former Harvard president, had stayed in touch with Jeffrey Epstein for years after Mr. Epstein faced sex trafficking charges.
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November 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I will be stepping back from my public commitments but I will continue being around teenagers all the time
i’d rather sit on a knife than watch anything with rachel sennott in it
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i’d rather sit on a knife than watch anything with rachel sennott in it
had a dream someone remixed the whole sabrina carpenter album in a darkwave techno style, released it as Dark Tears, and it changed house party music for a decade like that Robyn album did. Free money for Ableton people
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
had a dream someone remixed the whole sabrina carpenter album in a darkwave techno style, released it as Dark Tears, and it changed house party music for a decade like that Robyn album did. Free money for Ableton people
i recognize that they’re different perversions, but i think we actually fucked up when we differentiated between pedophiles and ephebophiles because it allows the latter to tell themselves they’re not the former
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i recognize that they’re different perversions, but i think we actually fucked up when we differentiated between pedophiles and ephebophiles because it allows the latter to tell themselves they’re not the former
figured out how to make insanely good chocolate chip cookies, with only the smallest of changes:
• Ghirardelli chocolate chips
• Follow the recipe that’s on the bag, but x2 the salt (for one full tsp)
• use vanilla bean paste instead of extract
• make sure the butter is actually soft
• Ghirardelli chocolate chips
• Follow the recipe that’s on the bag, but x2 the salt (for one full tsp)
• use vanilla bean paste instead of extract
• make sure the butter is actually soft
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
figured out how to make insanely good chocolate chip cookies, with only the smallest of changes:
• Ghirardelli chocolate chips
• Follow the recipe that’s on the bag, but x2 the salt (for one full tsp)
• use vanilla bean paste instead of extract
• make sure the butter is actually soft
• Ghirardelli chocolate chips
• Follow the recipe that’s on the bag, but x2 the salt (for one full tsp)
• use vanilla bean paste instead of extract
• make sure the butter is actually soft
just realized that despite trying to make my PC look like me, i accidentally made Xena, Warrior Princess instead
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
just realized that despite trying to make my PC look like me, i accidentally made Xena, Warrior Princess instead
Hi!
Thanks for much for reaching out. Unfortunately, I don’t think this is the right opportunity for me, because I think this sort of thing is complete and utter horseshit.
Best,
RP
Thanks for much for reaching out. Unfortunately, I don’t think this is the right opportunity for me, because I think this sort of thing is complete and utter horseshit.
Best,
RP
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hi!
Thanks for much for reaching out. Unfortunately, I don’t think this is the right opportunity for me, because I think this sort of thing is complete and utter horseshit.
Best,
RP
Thanks for much for reaching out. Unfortunately, I don’t think this is the right opportunity for me, because I think this sort of thing is complete and utter horseshit.
Best,
RP
i got tired of having to work so hard in elden ring so i found a really good spot where i can just stand on a cliff and watch two groups of enemies destroy each other and passively rack up EXP. Metaphor for something probably idk
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
i got tired of having to work so hard in elden ring so i found a really good spot where i can just stand on a cliff and watch two groups of enemies destroy each other and passively rack up EXP. Metaphor for something probably idk
cowboy says this will never hold up in court. But i know. i know the truth
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
cowboy says this will never hold up in court. But i know. i know the truth
it’s so fucking cold in my apartment i’m at my desk with a blanket on my lap like FDR
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
it’s so fucking cold in my apartment i’m at my desk with a blanket on my lap like FDR
recently i showed up early to a birthday gathering at a bar. i was the first one there. knocked into a table with my ass, causing a glass candle votive to fall and shatter. everyone stared. then the exact same thing happened again less than ten minutes later.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
recently i showed up early to a birthday gathering at a bar. i was the first one there. knocked into a table with my ass, causing a glass candle votive to fall and shatter. everyone stared. then the exact same thing happened again less than ten minutes later.
i promise to start paying more attention to the bad things happening in the world as soon as i stop being unemployed for nine straight months
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i promise to start paying more attention to the bad things happening in the world as soon as i stop being unemployed for nine straight months
i’ve never seen a tshirt that made me wish i had a court date coming up before
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
i’ve never seen a tshirt that made me wish i had a court date coming up before
reading the news is so important
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
reading the news is so important
time to see if i’m any good at elden ring on painkillers (DOCTOR PRESCRIBED)
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
time to see if i’m any good at elden ring on painkillers (DOCTOR PRESCRIBED)
i predict that the zohran cult of personality shit is going to start getting really irritating within 72 hours
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i predict that the zohran cult of personality shit is going to start getting really irritating within 72 hours
i love how the point of this post is simply (i assume) that women are generally more empathetic and not as prone to being ego-driven jerks, but there are like 200 guys in the replies saying “yeah! they bring in so much FOOD”
the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i love how the point of this post is simply (i assume) that women are generally more empathetic and not as prone to being ego-driven jerks, but there are like 200 guys in the replies saying “yeah! they bring in so much FOOD”
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This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.
had a very surreal experience where i was crying on the subway and a man interrupted my misery twice to compliment my tattoos and my shoes. i was just croaking out “thank you”
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
had a very surreal experience where i was crying on the subway and a man interrupted my misery twice to compliment my tattoos and my shoes. i was just croaking out “thank you”
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Cuomo is gonna run a Florida HOA like its the fuckin navy
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Cuomo is gonna run a Florida HOA like its the fuckin navy
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I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.