fwiw “doctor prescribed” was meant to be delivered in precisely this manner

this makes me sound like a terrible hater but what i’m trying to say is please don’t turn our first cool guy into like, a human politics Gritty. please

like yes he is likable as fuck and duh i voted for him twice but the dickriding is getting out of hand!!!!!

Do You Hear Yourself Man

if the last name is Klein, you’re doing fine. if the last name is Wolf, oh buddy—oof.

a guy tried to own me on reddit a couple weeks ago so i went in his post history and found him posting on the Dunkin’ Donuts sub because the limited edition Dunkin jacket he ordered hadn’t come in the mail. i absolutely leveled him

i’ve cried on the subway enough times that it’s no longer embarrassing but today it was weird bc i was thinking “what if they think i’m crying because i’m afraid of sharia law”

philly was literally my intended escape plan so this is helpful