The One True Loaf
@theonetrueloaf.bsky.social
Weird Celtics Greensky, lawyer, dad, lefty (physically and philosophically)
Pressed jeans, buttoned up
Jeans ironed, slippin' up
Red shoes, walkin' slow
Headphones blarin' three stacks
Sunglasses flarin' out
Thick watch hangin' low
Studded belt pulled taut
Three stacks on the radio
Jeans ironed, slippin' up
Red shoes, walkin' slow
Headphones blarin' three stacks
Sunglasses flarin' out
Thick watch hangin' low
Studded belt pulled taut
Three stacks on the radio
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Pressed jeans, buttoned up
Jeans ironed, slippin' up
Red shoes, walkin' slow
Headphones blarin' three stacks
Sunglasses flarin' out
Thick watch hangin' low
Studded belt pulled taut
Three stacks on the radio
Jeans ironed, slippin' up
Red shoes, walkin' slow
Headphones blarin' three stacks
Sunglasses flarin' out
Thick watch hangin' low
Studded belt pulled taut
Three stacks on the radio
REPORTER: Is Trump is Fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about-
TRUMP: You can just say it, it's easier.
MAMDANI: --I've spoken about sitting here with two bonafide pieces of hogshit. They’re mad cause I won best hog at the hog shit snarfing contest.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about-
TRUMP: You can just say it, it's easier.
MAMDANI: --I've spoken about sitting here with two bonafide pieces of hogshit. They’re mad cause I won best hog at the hog shit snarfing contest.
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
REPORTER: Is Trump is Fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about-
TRUMP: You can just say it, it's easier.
MAMDANI: --I've spoken about sitting here with two bonafide pieces of hogshit. They’re mad cause I won best hog at the hog shit snarfing contest.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about-
TRUMP: You can just say it, it's easier.
MAMDANI: --I've spoken about sitting here with two bonafide pieces of hogshit. They’re mad cause I won best hog at the hog shit snarfing contest.
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I’m sorry, world.
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m sorry, world.
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i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
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Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design.
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
news.sky.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design.
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
Hey New York Post, I have a tip for you. Andrew Cuomo didn’t tell the whole truth when he said “As a New Yorker, I'm a Muslim. I'm Jewish. I'm a refugee. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm poor. I'm homeless. I'm a family in poverty.” I’ll wait for the article.
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hey New York Post, I have a tip for you. Andrew Cuomo didn’t tell the whole truth when he said “As a New Yorker, I'm a Muslim. I'm Jewish. I'm a refugee. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm poor. I'm homeless. I'm a family in poverty.” I’ll wait for the article.
Deciding to Win was the title they chose and Rick Pitino is not a signatory??
October 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Deciding to Win was the title they chose and Rick Pitino is not a signatory??
How are we supposed to tell a Nazi flag apart from other flags? After all, they are all on rectangular cloth. That’s as far as my thinking can go, unfortunately.
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
How are we supposed to tell a Nazi flag apart from other flags? After all, they are all on rectangular cloth. That’s as far as my thinking can go, unfortunately.
October 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Engineer here. As long as they aren’t solar panels on the roof, the demolition doesn’t affect the “sanctity” of the building. The vibes keep it standing as long as you aren’t building anything woke.
I am not an engineer but how do you kind of wantonly destroy the entirety of one wing of a building like this without affecting the integrity of the rest of it? It doesn’t look like they’re taking that many precautions here.
NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.
October 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Engineer here. As long as they aren’t solar panels on the roof, the demolition doesn’t affect the “sanctity” of the building. The vibes keep it standing as long as you aren’t building anything woke.
The “Brass Bonanza” of the west.
October 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The “Brass Bonanza” of the west.
Lebron James is the LeBron James of torching the brand of LeBron James.
Hennessy! Ah, nevertheless
I think the LeBron thing is probably an Amazon Prime commercial tied to tomorrow being Prime Day and him having been a #spon dude for that before, but: gentlemen, start your prewrites
October 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Lebron James is the LeBron James of torching the brand of LeBron James.
If you see this, post a bridge
September 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If you see this, post a bridge
New Amy McGrath just dropped.
NEW: You may have heard the name before.
Amy McGrath is seriously considering a 2026 run for US Senate in Kentucky, a source close to her & familiar with her thinking tells me.
She raised an historic amount of $ in her 2020 loss to McConnell.
www.kentucky.com/news/politic...
Amy McGrath is seriously considering a 2026 run for US Senate in Kentucky, a source close to her & familiar with her thinking tells me.
She raised an historic amount of $ in her 2020 loss to McConnell.
www.kentucky.com/news/politic...
Amy McGrath comeback? Former KY Senate candidate said to be considering 2026 run
The former candidate got close to beating Rep. Andy Barr in 2018, but lost to Sen. Mitch McConnell in a landslide in 2020.
www.kentucky.com
September 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
New Amy McGrath just dropped.
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
Slightly diminish a book.
The Two Body Problem.
The Two Body Problem.
Slightly diminish a book
The Grapes of Annoyance
The Grapes of Annoyance
Slightly diminish a book
The Slightly Peckish Games
The Slightly Peckish Games
September 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Slightly diminish a book.
The Two Body Problem.
The Two Body Problem.
Not the Castellanos I wanted to see on the timeline today.
Tommy Castellanos might have the juice
August 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Not the Castellanos I wanted to see on the timeline today.
Congrats on the call up, @daveweigel.bsky.social
August 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Congrats on the call up, @daveweigel.bsky.social
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Words/phrases Democrats should never use:
* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
August 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Words/phrases Democrats should never use:
* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
Things would be different if people remembered Eddie Guardado.
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Danys Baez, Scott Eyre, Neal Cotts, Scot Shields, Ray King, Steve Kline, Darren Oliver, Scott Linebrink, Fernando Salas, Buddy Carlyle, and Grant Balfour.
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Things would be different if people remembered Eddie Guardado.
Our Lady Ceasefire
Slightly diminish a band:
The Mountain Stoats (sorry sorry I hope he doesn’t see this)
The Mountain Stoats (sorry sorry I hope he doesn’t see this)
Slightly diminish a band:
Molly Butterknife
Molly Butterknife
August 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Our Lady Ceasefire