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The One True Loaf
@theonetrueloaf.bsky.social
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Weird Celtics Greensky, lawyer, dad, lefty (physically and philosophically)
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Pressed jeans, buttoned up
Jeans ironed, slippin' up
Red shoes, walkin' slow
Headphones blarin' three stacks
Sunglasses flarin' out
Thick watch hangin' low
Studded belt pulled taut
Three stacks on the radio
The pope is jamming
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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I’m sorry, world.
Four of the only photo of Bari Weiss. Four of the only photo of Bari Weiss. Four of the only photo of Bari Weiss. Four of the only photo of Bari Weiss.
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Zohran mamdani style sign with the text “Jeff Epstein the New York financier?”
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Same energy here.
Tweet by Brianna Wu reading “2/ 1 consider my business settled with all trans sisters. If anyone wants to reset things, unblock and move forward, 1 am happy to do that.”
November 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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@thelouvreof.bsky.social
Boo-is @louisevans.bsky.social • 9m Why does the legal team need to be good? (Sincere question.) Boo-is @louisevans.bsky.social • 9m Is it about the volume of response, quality of draftsmanship, imaginative lawyering, or social proof? Boo-is @louisevans.bsky.social • 8m I think you could probably get 1-3 (with varying difficulty) surprisingly cheap in the libverse
October 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Referring to @normcharlatan.bsky.social if the Blue Jays win Game 3, of course.
Screengrab of CNN interview with Barack Obama with the chyron “OBAMA: MANY NORMS…HAVE BEEN WEAKENED DELIBERATELY”
October 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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I really don’t know what to make of his bio other than crazy loser shit.
Profile of @anwarovic123223.bsky.social titled BROMANCE IS BETTER THAN HATRED! with a bio of i lost all my friends because i live in a homophobic Middle Eastern country because i watch "too much wrestling" and now I'M transphobic because i said what i honestly think? FREE SPEECH? Also a jd Vance follower
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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If you see this, post a bridge
The bridge of the Starship USS Enterprise D
September 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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No cheating, your last celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

I’m fucked.
A NY Post tweet with Aaron Rodger’s picture
August 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn’t judge.
An image of Gaius Baltar and the cylon number six from Battlestar Galactica.
July 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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A post by the louvre of bluesky that reposts a first bluesky post having a picture of Kamala Harris in a suit. The text reads “Tomorrow will be one year since she became the nominee. Thank her for preventing a landslide in the 107 days she had.” Below that post is a second bluesky post reading “got my new merch in the mail yesterday”. The second post includes an image of a white man with his hand on his head looking at the sky with his eyes closed. The picture is captioned “smiling through it all. Can’t believe this is my life” in the style of the Lebron James Instagram post.
July 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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A soccer player making an extremely distraught gesture with her hands at the side of her face
July 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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A magazine cover titled the Onion Sunday Magazine With an old white man on the cover. The lead article is titled “I Created The Microsoft Zune, Planned The Bay Of Pigs, And Designed The Challenger Shuttle: Here Is What The Democrats Must Do To Beat Trump In November”
July 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Michael Bolton from Office Space with overlaid text saying “Why should I have to change celebrating the Fourth of July? They're the ones who suck”
July 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Still will apply on the Spurs. Congrats to Luke for getting paid!
A quoted post with the original saying “luke francis Kornet you are everything to me.” The quoted reply says “And when I close my eyes, you're shooting threes.”
July 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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The Brian Windhordst pointing fingers meme
June 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Butterfly man meme with an anime man labeled Red Sox fan looking at a butterfly named Fenway sports group and asking if this is being a jets fan
June 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Will Forte and Tim Robinson In the baby on a plane sketch from I think you should leave.
June 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Rob Lowe watching a football game with a neutral NFL hat
June 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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A low quality parody of the oof meme with a small medium and large panel knob, a mustachioed man making an oof sound, and the black text “feck size”
June 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Whiny one-woman pity party is a great band name.
TODAY.com SURVEY WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SUZY LEE WEISS' COMMENTS ABOUT COLLEGES THAT REJECTED HER? IT'S A WHINY, ONE-WOMAN PITY PARTY 53% IT ACCURATELY CAPTURED WHAT COLLEGE ADMISSIONS OFFICERS EXPECT THESE DAYS 30% I'M NOT SURE WHETHER TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY OR BE APPALLED BY IT 17%
May 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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When I’m trying to impress another baker and they ask what kind of yeast I use.
An image of NBA referee Scott Forster with the caption ACTIVE in large white letters
May 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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The love actually sign meme where the sign reads “to me blood is a top 3 liquid”
April 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Extremely this behavior.
A cartoon by Matt Bors where a first person says “we should improve society somewhat” and a second man - popping out of a well - says “yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent.”
March 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM