Emperor Norton I 👑
@thenortyemp.bsky.social
Cringe, degeneracy, and politics.
The worst Democrat/Biden-bro on the internet. Not really Emperor Norton. He died a long time ago. Forever 25.
"mostly normal irl" - @sadboots.bsky.social
The worst Democrat/Biden-bro on the internet. Not really Emperor Norton. He died a long time ago. Forever 25.
"mostly normal irl" - @sadboots.bsky.social
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Biden led us out of the pandemic and restored our economy.
With a 50/50 Senate and a hostile SCOTUS he signed into law some of the most progressive legislation in decades.
Through it all you complained that it wasn't enough, and moaned that he was too old.
You deserve Trump.
With a 50/50 Senate and a hostile SCOTUS he signed into law some of the most progressive legislation in decades.
Through it all you complained that it wasn't enough, and moaned that he was too old.
You deserve Trump.
Amazing things happening over at the everything app @sadboots.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Amazing things happening over at the everything app @sadboots.bsky.social
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I think when you really sum up by problems with how people respond to DJT and the overreactions is mostly boiled down to we need to be careful about crying wolf about every stupid thing that comes out of Miller's mouth, because we need people to pay attention when something actually bad happens.
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I think when you really sum up by problems with how people respond to DJT and the overreactions is mostly boiled down to we need to be careful about crying wolf about every stupid thing that comes out of Miller's mouth, because we need people to pay attention when something actually bad happens.
Don't tell me what to do! I'm an American!
Plus, it tastes delicious this way
Plus, it tastes delicious this way
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Don't tell me what to do! I'm an American!
Plus, it tastes delicious this way
Plus, it tastes delicious this way
Sorry, I have sensible takes and a phat ass and I'm gonna share both.
Not gonna name names but it is a bit of a Problem when the account I followed for their sensible takes on politics is dropping nudes on main at 11pm Friday
One of the more idiosyncratic things about Bluesky, which I’m sure dampens its growth potential but whatever, is how many accounts otherwise strictly focused on American politics will, once a week or so, pop off with a little porn. As a treat.
Kinda weird! Kinda fascinating!
Kinda weird! Kinda fascinating!
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Sorry, I have sensible takes and a phat ass and I'm gonna share both.
I think it was a bad idea to reelect Trump
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I think it was a bad idea to reelect Trump
One time I said "he should drink a bowl of poison."
It wasn't a threat at all. I don't remember the exact context of the tweet I was responding to, but it was meant to be a humorous reference to Socrates.
Twitter put me on time out for like 3 days or something for making this "threat."
It wasn't a threat at all. I don't remember the exact context of the tweet I was responding to, but it was meant to be a humorous reference to Socrates.
Twitter put me on time out for like 3 days or something for making this "threat."
all I’m gonna say is that I am a life-long slightly edgy poster and I’ve never caught a suspension or a ban anywhere - because it is in fact quite easy to avoid crossing the “this joke could possibly be construed as a violent threat” line on social media
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
One time I said "he should drink a bowl of poison."
It wasn't a threat at all. I don't remember the exact context of the tweet I was responding to, but it was meant to be a humorous reference to Socrates.
Twitter put me on time out for like 3 days or something for making this "threat."
It wasn't a threat at all. I don't remember the exact context of the tweet I was responding to, but it was meant to be a humorous reference to Socrates.
Twitter put me on time out for like 3 days or something for making this "threat."
It doesn't matter if you like it. You must eat turkey for Thanksgiving.
Maybe you don’t like turkey, or it’s too expensive, or just not worth the work. Here are 22 Thanksgiving recipes for a turkey-free table.
22 Thanksgiving Main Dishes That Are Better Than Turkey
Maybe you don’t like turkey, or it’s too expensive, or just not worth the work. We’ve got recipes to get excited about.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It doesn't matter if you like it. You must eat turkey for Thanksgiving.
STOP voting for centrists like Fetterman, and VOTE for leftists like Lamb!
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
STOP voting for centrists like Fetterman, and VOTE for leftists like Lamb!
If voters had choses Democrats last year, none of this would be happening.
But admit that you love the chaos. You were board of the calm steady stewardship of government and that's why you reelected the Trump shitshow.
But admit that you love the chaos. You were board of the calm steady stewardship of government and that's why you reelected the Trump shitshow.
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If voters had choses Democrats last year, none of this would be happening.
But admit that you love the chaos. You were board of the calm steady stewardship of government and that's why you reelected the Trump shitshow.
But admit that you love the chaos. You were board of the calm steady stewardship of government and that's why you reelected the Trump shitshow.
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Following up on this. This remains a ‘cave is minutes or hours away’ situation. If you want to impact how this plays out you need to contact senators literally now. I want to add additional points of context. What I’m relaying is what I’ve picked up from highly reliable sources.
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Following up on this. This remains a ‘cave is minutes or hours away’ situation. If you want to impact how this plays out you need to contact senators literally now. I want to add additional points of context. What I’m relaying is what I’ve picked up from highly reliable sources.
mad that his press conference got upstaged
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
mad that his press conference got upstaged
Americans will tolerate a rapist pedophile as president.
But they will not tolerate a "doesn't make burger prices go down" president.
But they will not tolerate a "doesn't make burger prices go down" president.
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Americans will tolerate a rapist pedophile as president.
But they will not tolerate a "doesn't make burger prices go down" president.
But they will not tolerate a "doesn't make burger prices go down" president.
They call me Dick Chainy cause I like to chain dicks
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
They call me Dick Chainy cause I like to chain dicks
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Meet the three Mississippians who FLIPPED red seats blue and broke the Republican super majority in the Mississippi State Senate.
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Meet the three Mississippians who FLIPPED red seats blue and broke the Republican super majority in the Mississippi State Senate.
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BREAKING: Democrat Johnny DuPree has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate district in a special election.
DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg.
His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority.
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...
DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg.
His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority.
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...
Democrat Johnny DuPree Flips Republican-Held Mississippi Senate District in Forrest County
Johnny DuPree, a Democrat who served as the mayor of Hattiesburg, Mississippi, for 16 years, has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate seat.
www.mississippifreepress.org
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
BREAKING: Democrat Johnny DuPree has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate district in a special election.
DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg.
His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority.
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...
DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg.
His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority.
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...
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If a candidate of the opposition party wins in Virginia, it immediately spells big trouble for the President. These are natural laws of time immemorial.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If a candidate of the opposition party wins in Virginia, it immediately spells big trouble for the President. These are natural laws of time immemorial.
MAGA
Make Airplanes (crash to the) Ground Again
Make Airplanes (crash to the) Ground Again
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
MAGA
Make Airplanes (crash to the) Ground Again
Make Airplanes (crash to the) Ground Again
If MAGA peeps had a brain they might think about how if you are violently murdered (Kirk for example), Trump will exploit your death as much as possible and then quickly forget you ever existed.
October 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If MAGA peeps had a brain they might think about how if you are violently murdered (Kirk for example), Trump will exploit your death as much as possible and then quickly forget you ever existed.
This feels like something that would amuse @sadboots.bsky.social
AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
October 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This feels like something that would amuse @sadboots.bsky.social
It is way too cold to retire in Minnesota or South Dakota
probably true for Wyoming and Colorado too.
old people hate cold.
probably true for Wyoming and Colorado too.
old people hate cold.
With its sunny beaches and friendly tax code, Florida is the best state to retire in, according to an annual study. But if you’re looking for a lower cost of living and don’t mind all four seasons, you can find excellent alternatives in these other states. nyti.ms/4hAFsL1
October 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It is way too cold to retire in Minnesota or South Dakota
probably true for Wyoming and Colorado too.
old people hate cold.
probably true for Wyoming and Colorado too.
old people hate cold.
Looksmaxxing my cats
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Looksmaxxing my cats
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Everyone who claimed Dems would cave to prevent a shutdown OR that they’d cave shortly after that to keep the shutdown brief OR that they were stupid to make the ACA tax credits the flagship issue can apologize any minute now.
Hiked premiums haven't even gone into effect yet
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Everyone who claimed Dems would cave to prevent a shutdown OR that they’d cave shortly after that to keep the shutdown brief OR that they were stupid to make the ACA tax credits the flagship issue can apologize any minute now.
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finally
Sorry to report there is a website that takes an image of a woman and uses AI to expand it so you can see her feet.
Original: AI edit:
Original: AI edit:
October 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
finally
Are we screwed forever?
NEW: Tomorrow the Supreme Court will rehear a case that could let the GOP grab 19 new, safe U.S. House seats by gutting Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act.
I wrote for @slate.com about how the far-right justices seem ready to help Republicans lock in one party rule for a generation.
I wrote for @slate.com about how the far-right justices seem ready to help Republicans lock in one party rule for a generation.
The Supreme Court Might Net Republicans 19 Congressional Seats in One Fell Swoop
On Wednesday, the justices will take the extraordinary step of rehearing Louisiana v. Callais.
slate.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Are we screwed forever?