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Your favorite problematic Indian.
Ojibwe-Apache.
Flirty and Thirty
Likes anime and comics too much
uhhhhhhhhhhh
profit
Game Designer (Tabletop and Trading Cards)
Freelance Writer and Author (Comedy, Sci-Fi, Fantasy)
Ojibwe-Apache.
Flirty and Thirty
Likes anime and comics too much
uhhhhhhhhhhh
profit
Game Designer (Tabletop and Trading Cards)
Freelance Writer and Author (Comedy, Sci-Fi, Fantasy)
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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"continuing my playthrough of Pro-Pain! let's get some 'bwahs' in the chat"
#art #hankhill #kingofthehill
#art #hankhill #kingofthehill
June 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"continuing my playthrough of Pro-Pain! let's get some 'bwahs' in the chat"
#art #hankhill #kingofthehill
#art #hankhill #kingofthehill
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Deadpool canonically hates AI
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Deadpool canonically hates AI
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this is like midterm day on steroids for me
Loving this cope from an indicted J6er who now is an important OR GOP media figure. “But sir, sir, he’s a Communist sir. Isn’t that what you said sir? I almost went to jail for you sir, in order to defeat the trans and the communists. Please sir, what are you doing?”
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
this is like midterm day on steroids for me
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off the shoulder sweaters >>> 😭🙏❤️
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
off the shoulder sweaters >>> 😭🙏❤️
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Mamdani said israel was committing a genocide in the oval office, this is not remotely the same thing
a significant reason Mamdani can get away with this and other Dems can’t is less that he’s charmed Trump and more that he’s charmed you, dear reader, which is why you’re not yelling at him for being a collaborator or an appeaser right now
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Mamdani said israel was committing a genocide in the oval office, this is not remotely the same thing
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instructions for gamers
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
instructions for gamers
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The follow-up should be, "Then why did he say that?"
*LEAVITT: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The follow-up should be, "Then why did he say that?"
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He made fun of DeSantis for using it so much!
its interesting how in 2024 trump didn't really like to use "woke" and now he's using it all the time
Trump on AI: "You can't go through 50 states. You have to get one approval. 50 is a disaster. Because you'll have one woke state and you'll have to do all woke. You'll be back in the woke business. We don't have woke anymore in this country. It's virtually illegal. You'll have a couple of wokesters"
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
He made fun of DeSantis for using it so much!
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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don't cross the picket line.
(and don't shop at target anyway.)
in a mug, combine:
1 spoonful cocoa powder
1 spoonful sugar
a splash boiling water
fill mug the rest of the way with milk of your choice.
microwave on medium-low for 5 minutes, stirring every minute until hot.
add peppermint extract.
(and don't shop at target anyway.)
in a mug, combine:
1 spoonful cocoa powder
1 spoonful sugar
a splash boiling water
fill mug the rest of the way with milk of your choice.
microwave on medium-low for 5 minutes, stirring every minute until hot.
add peppermint extract.
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
don't cross the picket line.
(and don't shop at target anyway.)
in a mug, combine:
1 spoonful cocoa powder
1 spoonful sugar
a splash boiling water
fill mug the rest of the way with milk of your choice.
microwave on medium-low for 5 minutes, stirring every minute until hot.
add peppermint extract.
(and don't shop at target anyway.)
in a mug, combine:
1 spoonful cocoa powder
1 spoonful sugar
a splash boiling water
fill mug the rest of the way with milk of your choice.
microwave on medium-low for 5 minutes, stirring every minute until hot.
add peppermint extract.
Boy I LOVE insurance refusing to pay for in-network when I have literally never filed a claim before, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER FILED A FUCKING CLAIM.
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Boy I LOVE insurance refusing to pay for in-network when I have literally never filed a claim before, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER FILED A FUCKING CLAIM.
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We have an actual example of what your "centrist" approach of appeasing the right and adopting their policies looks like in practice. It's Kier Starmer's UK Labour Party.
Have you had a look at their polling recently?
Have you had a look at their polling recently?
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
We have an actual example of what your "centrist" approach of appeasing the right and adopting their policies looks like in practice. It's Kier Starmer's UK Labour Party.
Have you had a look at their polling recently?
Have you had a look at their polling recently?
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it’s not ableist, Dick Cheney sneered like that because he hated freedom
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
it’s not ableist, Dick Cheney sneered like that because he hated freedom
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Dick cheney….. your watch has ended 😩❤️
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Dick cheney….. your watch has ended 😩❤️
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Elmo has dressed as Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece for Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Elmo has dressed as Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece for Halloween.
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Since One Piece has come up as a go-to example of anime and manga being political, here's a handy reminder that some your favorite Shonen Jump stories also have some things to say
October 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Since One Piece has come up as a go-to example of anime and manga being political, here's a handy reminder that some your favorite Shonen Jump stories also have some things to say
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A perfectly normal and not at all suspicious Portugal-shaped gap
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
A perfectly normal and not at all suspicious Portugal-shaped gap
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ME: Welcome in, what can I get for you?
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ME (LOOKING OVER AT MY MANAGER): Um, Mark…
PARAPPA THE RAPPER: Um! Mark!
PARAPPA THE RAPPER: Welcome in! What can you get for me?
ME: Uh, yeah, can I take your order?
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ME (LOOKING OVER AT MY MANAGER): Um, Mark…
PARAPPA THE RAPPER: Um! Mark!
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
ME: Welcome in, what can I get for you?
PARAPPA THE RAPPER: Welcome in! What can you get for me?
ME: Uh, yeah, can I take your order?
PARAPPA THE RAPPER: Uhn! Yeah! Can you take my order?
ME (LOOKING OVER AT MY MANAGER): Um, Mark…
PARAPPA THE RAPPER: Um! Mark!
PARAPPA THE RAPPER: Welcome in! What can you get for me?
ME: Uh, yeah, can I take your order?
PARAPPA THE RAPPER: Uhn! Yeah! Can you take my order?
ME (LOOKING OVER AT MY MANAGER): Um, Mark…
PARAPPA THE RAPPER: Um! Mark!
They're pedo jokes, and he was a whole ass adult in his 30s. There's a point where "I'm sowwy" doesn't mean shit anymore.
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
They're pedo jokes, and he was a whole ass adult in his 30s. There's a point where "I'm sowwy" doesn't mean shit anymore.
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digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon
November 7, 2024 at 8:09 PM
digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon