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A blue dot in a red state with a full bookshelf and a long memory. #CoconutPilled
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Trump is speaking at the same Atlanta arena where Kamala packed it to the rafters a few days ago. Except for Trump there are hundreds of empty seats.
August 3, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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This isn’t particularly surprising. The default in America is to pay lip service to free speech but when confronted with specifics to favor protecting speech we like and punishing speech we don’t like.
August 3, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I knew their ground game would be absolutely superb as soon as I heard they'd outsourced it to Charlie Kirk's grifting ass, but this is really blowing my expectations out of the water. 😂
Siri, what is the definition of weird…
August 3, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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I think an annotated version is useful really.

With the caveat that this is by what I remembered offhand looking at the names, I could be forgetting a whole bunch.
August 3, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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Omg “we’re not going back to the alleys” is SO GOOD
August 3, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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With only six months to go in Biden's presidency, we have to admit he did not do a good job executing his plan to hunt and kill all Republicans
August 1, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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They literally would've covered the entire front page in BIDEN MUST RESIGN demands for a week if he had backed out of a debate and instead invited Trump on Pod Save America instead
By NYT standards, a presidential nominee backing out of a debate unless they get friendly moderators and audience is a big story meriting news articles, analysis, op-eds, and asking everyone in their party about it.
Wait, sorry, GOP nominee Donald Trump did that. Never mind, just print what he says.
August 3, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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Yes and also the beginnings of the next big lie. If "the entire Kamala phenomena [sic.] is completely and utterly fake," there can only be one legitimate outcome to the election.
Heretofore unseen levels of cope.
August 3, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Did Stalin write this?
August 3, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Defending democracy and self determination and wrecking a major American adversary at the same time is a fantastic use of our tax dollars actually and we should be giving the Ukrainians more weapons and equipment. 💪💪
Ukraine claims it’s sunk the Russian sub Rostov-on-Don in Sevastopol in occupied Crimea.

Air defence system also destroyed.

Crimea = no go zone for Russians.
August 3, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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KamalaHQ engages in dirty political trick of quoting Trump at length verbatim.
August 3, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐍:
Elon’s PAC is running an ad encouraging voters to register.
If you click the ad link, it asks you for all your personal info & instead of helping people to register to vote in battleground states, it says “thank you.” That means you gave over your personal data to a political operative.
The America PAC – The America PAC
theamericapac.org
August 2, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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August 2, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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Adam drops some real heat in this one, for example:

“Some of the dimmer conservatives on the internet have suggested that being descended from slave owners makes a person not Black; you have to wonder if these people are capable of counting to 10 on their fingers.”
Kamala Harris has always been black, and Donald Trump has always been a liar. Like the original iteration, Trump’s neobirtherism tells a racist story about what’s wrong with America www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
The Rise of Neobirtherism
Trump is suggesting that Kamala Harris became Black only when it was obvious that being Black conferred social advantage.
www.theatlantic.com
August 2, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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Just as “weird” has been the epithet that actually stings even though it seems mild, I think the most stinging (and accurate) critique of the NYT is that it’s simply bad at journalism and writing. It often can’t write clear understandable headlines and that’s true even outside of politics
August 2, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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I like to imagine that the spineless milquetoast who writes headlines for the NYT talks like this nonstop

“Officer! My Wallet Is Facing a Crisis After an Encounter with a Hoodlum-Tinged Man I Met Whilst Riding the Subway”
August 2, 2024 at 12:56 PM
A non-exhaustive recap: 1. The Turks were bribing Trump's incoming National Security Advisor, Flynn, who was involved in a plot with them to kidnap Fetullah Gulen from his home in Pennsylvania and send him back to Turkey to be tortured. 2. The CCP was bribing Jared and Ivanka with patents.
Imagine how much nefarious shit we still don't know about

gift link

wapo.st/3SxAkvO
August 2, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Day 1 of the Harris admin needs to feature an AG not named Garland who will appoint a special counsel to pursue this to the ends of the earth without fear or favor.
Bill Barr sabotaged an investigation into whether Egypt funneled a $10 million donation to the 2016 Trump campaign that, if it occurred, would have covered Trump's personal loan to the campaign in the same amount.
wapo.st/3SxAkvO
$10M cash withdrawal drove secret probe into whether Trump took money from Egypt
Then political appointees shut the case down.
wapo.st
August 2, 2024 at 12:58 PM
If Sha'Carri wins the damn thing after all she went through last time around, I may well remain stoked for over 48 hours. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgXO...
August 2, 2024 at 12:41 PM
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just as 'the jew' is both capitalist overlord and underclass communist in the ur-fascist pantheon of nemeses, 'woke' is both christian slave morality and anti-christian secular nihilism
August 1, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Lol this is definitely satire, but it's hilarious. 😂
If you’re going to be very divorced, be constructive about it
August 1, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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Vetter/JD
- Anything else?
- I once trashed an athlete.
- Kaepernick?
- No, not like that.
- A Rod?
- No, a popular one.
- Jordan? Tiger? They're not tha...
- One of our most beloved athletes
- [...]
- Who's scheduled to have a huge redemption story
- [...]
- In 2 weeks.
[Trump's sons:] We're good.
August 1, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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My 81-year-old, Southern Baptist father, after learning what J.D. Vance said about Simone Biles: "I'd like to kick his ass."
JD Vance Had The Weirdest Take On Simone Biles' Exit From The Tokyo Olympics
In a recently resurfaced clip from 2021, the Republican pick for VP tried to explain why praising Biles’ brave withdrawal from the Games was a bad thing.
www.yahoo.com
August 1, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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Right wingers believe people exist on a continuum where men are above women and there’s nothing above men. So Michaels Jordan and Phelps can rise to superhuman Gods but Serena Williams and these boxers can only ever be “suspected (lower tier) men”
August 1, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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We got journalists back. Russia got assassins and spies.

And that, my friends, is democracy v authoritarianism in a nutshell.
August 1, 2024 at 1:40 PM